假唱大比拼（2015）

Lip Sync Battle S02E19

Part 2 May 25, 2021, 3:48 p.m.

- just stay here and walk forward... - Do my thing.
很好感觉很棒
Yes. It feels good.
那个小舞池里我们可以互相撞人吗
That little mosh pit. Can we, like, shove each other?
可以再激烈点吗
Can it be a little more aggressive?
舞池里的人会像“我的天哪我的牙好像掉了”
When a mosh pit was like, "Oh, my God, I think I lost a tooth."
我要去背台词了
I'm gonna go learn my lines.
-你可以的妞 -肯定会很好玩
- You got this, girl. - It'll be fun.
噢你们都是艺术家太有趣了
Oh, you guys are artists. This is fun.
-我很喜欢 -好的
- I love it, okay. - All right.
-所以我们会先过几遍 -好的来吧
- So we'll go through it a couple times. - Yeah, let's do it.
我现在都要吓尿了
I'm shitting in my pants right now.
噢麦克风开了吗棒呆了
Oh, am I mic'd? That's great.
现场一定会很劲爆
It's gonna be amazing.
我们会让你忍♥不住离开椅子
We're gonna make you want to get up
站起来一起跳舞
from your seat and dance.
对吗
Right?
拜托了
Please?
-都还顺利吗 -挺好的
- How's everything? - Good.
一放那首歌♥
The audience is gonna go nuts
-观众们肯定会发疯的 -我想要赢
- when that song starts playing. - I want to win,
但我不是个厉害的竞争对手
but I'm a really bad fucking competitor.
-尽力就行 -准备开始了
- Do what you do. - Here we go,
五四三
in five, four, three...
我们为什么会在做这个
Why are we doing this?
这感觉就是我做过的最有压力的
This is, like, seriously the most stressful thing
一件事了
I've done in forever.
佐伊·索尔达娜对战扎克瑞·昆图
Zoe Saldana vs. Zachary Quinto.
简直难以置信
It's gonna be unbelievable.
放马过来吧小贱♥人♥ 来吧
Oh, bring it, bitch. Bring it.
宝贝你准备好拍我马屁吧
You'll be kissing this ass, honey.
开战了混球们
It's on, motherfucker!
开战了
It's on!
好了迫不及待要为你们请出她
All right, I can't wait for you guys to see this.
掌声欢迎佐伊·索尔达娜
Make some noise for Zoe Saldana!
呼
Whoo!
# I wish I found some better sounds no one's ever heard #
# I wish I had a better voice and sang some better words #
# I wish I found some chords in an order that is new #
# I wish I didn't have to rhyme every time I sang #
# I was told when I get older all my fears would shrink #
# But now I'm insecure and I care what people think #
# My name's Blurry Face and I care what you think #
# My name's Blurry Face and I care what you think... #
噢耶
Oh, yeah!
# Wish we could turn back time #
# To the good old days #
# When our mama sang us to sleep #
# But now we're stressed out #
# Wish we could turn back time #
# To the good old days #
# When our mama sang us to sleep #
# But now we're stressed out... #
# We're stressed out #
# Used to play pretend #
# Give each other different names #
# We would build a rocket ship #
# And then we'd fly it far away #
# Used to dream of outer space #
# But now they're laughing at our face #
# Saying, "Wake up, you need to make money!" #
# Yeah #
# Wish we could turn back time #
# To the good old days #
# When our mama sang us to sleep #
# But now we're stressed out #
# Wish we could turn back time #
# To the good old days #
# When our mama sang us to sleep #
# But now we're stressed out #
# Used to play pretend, used to play pretend bunny #
# We used to play pretend, wake up, you need the money #
# Used to play pretend #
# Give each other different names... #
噢
Ohhh!
# We would build a rocket ship and then we'd fly far away #
# Used to dream of outer space #
# But now they're laughing at our face #
# Saying, "Wake up, you need to make money #
# Yo #
# Wish we could turn back time... #
噢来吧来吧
Oh, come on, now. Come on, now.
# When our mama sang us to sleep #
# But now we're stressed out. #
巴拉巴拉
Blah! Blah! Blah, blah!
哇哦
Whoa.
呼
Whoo!
哇哦来点掌声
Wow, make some noise!
佐伊佐伊克里丝
Zoe, Zoe, Zoe. Chrissy?
我都不知道你学过舞蹈吗
I didn't know you... are you a trained dancer?
我小时候有跳过舞
I danced... I danced when I was growing up, yeah.
这场表演带你回到往日时光吗
Did that performance take you back to the good old days?
你喜欢吗是不是特别赞
Did you love it? Was it amazing?
你完美演绎了白人男孩的处境
You nailed the plight of the middle class white boy.
太完美了那些可怜的孩子
It was, like, perfect. Those poor kids.
可怜的孩子感觉很好
Those poor kids. It was so good.
你有那个碧昂斯的脸牌还有车把手那两戳毛
You had the Beyonce fan, and your handle bar hair.
-太棒了 -没错没错
- It was amazing. - I did, I did, yeah.
我也很喜欢
It was really good.
干得漂亮佐伊干得漂亮
Nice try, Zo. Nice try.
你紧张吗北鼻
Are you nervous, boo boo?
是不是都冒汗了
Are you sweating a little bit?
-扎克扎克 -行
- Zach, Zach... - Okay.
-扎克你有什么话想说吗 -很卖♥♥力
- Zach, you have something to say? - Good effort.
-你你 -很卖♥♥力
- You... you... - Good effort.
她看起来很棒毫无疑问
She looks good, man, there's no doubt about it.
干得漂亮
Good work.
佐伊你一出场
So, Zoe, you're out here,
一身朋克摇滚造型骑着一辆小自行车
you got your punk rocker, you came in with the low rider bike.
-是的 -所以哪个更有趣点是当一个摇滚明星
- I did. - So, what's more fun, being a rock star
还是待在进取号♥星舰上
or being on the U.S.S. Starship Enterprise?
额我得说待在星舰上必须感觉很棒
Um, it's always good being on a ship, I have to say,
但对我来说现在感觉最有趣的
but I feel like the funnest thing for me right now
是作为一个
is being an aunt
十三岁青少年的阿姨多亏了她
to a 13-year-old kid, who's a teenager, and, thanks to her,
我才知道二十一名飞行员这个组合
I know about Twenty-One Pilots
他们实在屌♥爆了
and they're fucking awesome.
二十一名飞行员屌♥爆了
Twenty-One Pilots and they're fucking awesome.
看看我我这是为了你们
Look at me, I'm doing this for you.
是为了凯拉简直疯了
I'm doing this for Kayla. This is insane.
我爱死了扎克你现在压力山大吗
I love it. Now, Zach, did that stress you out?
你现在怕了吗
Like, you know, are you stressed right now?
你怕了
You're stressed out.
我都要吓呆了
I'm really freaking out over here.
吓呆了
Freaking?
你吓呆了吗
You're freaking a little bit?
真的吓呆了
Really freaking out over here.
你个混球你最好给力点
You mother... you motherfucker, you better be good.
噢我好爱佐伊
Oh, I love Zoe so much!
我们回来后
Look, when we come back,
轮到扎克上台
Zach gets his shot at the stage.
还有更多难以想象的惊喜眼见为实
We've got more surprises. You've got to see this to believe it.
这里是《假唱大作战》不要走开
This is "Lip Sync Battle." Stay tuned.
# We're stressed out #
# Wish we could turn back time #
# To the good old days #
# When our mama sang us to sleep #
# But now we're stressed out #
# Wish we could turn back time #
# To the good old days... #
回到《假唱大作战》
We're back with "Lip Sync Battle,"
扎克瑞·昆图彩排时十分卖♥♥力
and Zachary Quinto has been going hard in rehearsals.
十分吸引眼球
My man came in focused.
我们来看看大家最爱的瓦肯人在假唱舞台上的
Let's take a look at how everybody's favorite Vulcan
着陆是否成功
landed on "LSB."
呜
Whoo!
耶扎克加油扎克
Yeah, Zach! Go, Zach!
-你准备好了吗 -我们会火力全开
- You ready for show day? - We're gonna bring it.
-好 -里边见
- All right. - I'll see you guys in there.
这样然后她会走向窗边
This is... and then she'll walk towards the window.
我的第一首歌♥ 风格比较自♥由♥
My first song, it's more freeform,
所以我想让很多元素都能
so I feel like a lot of the elements of production
融入其中怎么说
will factor into... I don't know,
我还没弄明白但我会做到的
I feel blinded, but I'll make it happen.
-佐伊很有竞争性 -是的
- Zoe's a very competitive spirit. - Yeah.
但她也是个芭蕾舞演员你知道我什么意思吗
But she's also a ballerina, do you know what I mean?
所以她抱了大腿我不是故意双关语的
So she's got a leg-up, no pun intended.
好的