冒牌牧师（2015）

I got four speeding tickets last year.
去年我被开了四张超速罚单
Guess how many i paid?
猜猜我付了几张?
Zilch.
一张都木有
Pretty hard not to speed in a church-provided Beemer.
开着教堂提供的宝马实在太难不超速了
5 or 7 series?
5系还是7系？
Your call.
你说了算
There's only one rule you must follow
就只有一条规则 你必须得遵守
Always put the church first.
始终把教会放在第一位
You do that, and you pretty much
你做到这点 那你差不多
Can do whatever you want.
能做你想做的任何事
You know what, your highness?
您知道吗 尊敬的殿下
I think i was born to be a bishop.
我觉得我生来就是做主教的料
"farewell, sweet buddy," take four.
"别了 亲爱的巴迪" 第四次拍摄
Webster's defines "buddy" as another word for friend,
韦氏字典将"buddy"定义为朋友的另一代名词
But you're so much more than that.
但你远远不止这些
B is for "best," which is what you are.
B意味着最好 像你一样
U is for "us,"
U是我们
Which now may never be.
但是现在看来可能永远也不会有”我们”了
D is for...
D是...
Damn Why can't I get through this?
该死的 为什么我老卡壳?
"farewell, sweet, buddy," take five.
"别了 亲爱的巴迪" 第五次拍摄
Hiya.
你好
Hey. I'm sorry to pop by so late.
嗨 不好意思这么晚还来打扰
No problem. What's up?
没关系 有什么事吗?
Well, I have something that I want to read to you.
我有东西要读给你听
"my calling is to serve and my greatest love
"我的使命是服务于人
is to help those in need."
我最大的爱好是帮助需要帮助的人"
Know who wrote that?
你知道谁写的吗?
Abe lincoln.
亚伯 林肯
Kanye. You.
坎耶 你
In your application for this job.
在你求职申请上写的
And I meant it.
我是认真的
Then maybe you shouldn't be bishop.
那么也许你不该做主教
Buddy, my grandpa always used to say,
巴迪 我爷爷曾说
"if you love baking pies, don't go into
"如果你喜欢烤馅饼
The pie-baking business."
那就不要去卖♥♥烤馅饼”
Was he a little...
他是不是有点儿...
Off?
不正常?
Oh, total bonkers.
完全是个神经病
But I think what he was trying to say is,
但是我觉得他是想说
You'll be so busy doing business stuff that you won't have time
你会忙着做生意
for the things that you actually love.
无暇顾及你真正热爱的东西
Like teaching bible study
比如说 讲圣经
Or counseling church members or visiting the sick.
或者为教会成员提供咨♥询♥ 或者看望病人
Look, Dora, my hands are tied.
朵拉 我也无能为力
It's the bishop's call.
这事儿主教说了算
And on the bright side, most of those sick people
往好的一面的想 大多数病人
Will be gone soon anyway, so they won't miss me.
会很快离去 他们不会想念我
But i will.
可是我会
But they won't.
可是他们不会
So you're telling me this is the same guy in both pictures?
你是想说这两张照片里是同一个人?
I don't see it.
我看不出来
Mm-hmm?
嗯?
So what were you two talking about?
你们俩都聊了些什么?
I think he came in to ask for directions.
我记得他是进来问路的
Did you talk to him after that?
之后你和他说过话吗?
No, I did not.
没有
Now, I really have to get going...
现在 我真的该去...
Just one more question.
还有一个问题
Can you explain these phone records?
你能解释一下这些电♥话♥记录吗?
Huh, looks like he has an unlimited plan.
看起来他用的是无线通话套餐
Still gettin' screwed on the data, though.
可是还是栽在了数据流量上
According to this, you spoke to Ray Florez
根据电♥话♥记录 雷 弗洛雷斯被谋杀那天
three times the day he was murdered.
你和他通过三次电♥话♥
Oh, this must be the same guy who made the phone threats.
噢 他肯定就是那个打电♥话♥威胁我的人
Yeah, he called me about burning the church,
对对对 他打电♥话♥给我说要放火烧教堂
So I counseled him to be a better christian.
于是我劝导他做个更好的基♥督♥徒
And then he torched your car.
然后他放火烧了你的车
I didn't say I was good at it.
我没说能把他劝好
You know, someone might think that this was
有人会认为
Personal between you two.
你俩有个人恩怨
That he pushed you too far and you took matters
他把你逼急了
into your own hands.
你就决定自己动手了
Are you accusing me of something?
你是在指控我吗?
Are you afraid I’m accusing you of something?
你担心我指控你吗?
Are you afraid i'm not afraid of you accusing me of something?
你担心我不担心你指控我吗?
Are you afr...never mind.
你担心...算了
I won.
我赢了
Uh, I was wondering if you had given any thought
我想问您是否考虑过
to my request regarding, uh, the d word.
我的请求 关于LH那件事
I have.
考虑了
Alden, you hold considerable influence
奥尔登 对我们保守古板 顽固不变的成员来说
over our more conservative, stodgy, inflexible members.
你的影响力太大了
Oh, thank you.
多谢夸奖
And I would like you to use that influence
我想让你用你的影响力
In backing my selection as pastor Barlow for bishop.
帮我选牧师巴罗当主教
Gabriel, the man is as lightweight
加布里埃 这个人无足轻重
as my members only jacket.
就像的会员特♥供♥夹克一样轻
But in turn, you would sanction my divorce?
但是作为交换 你会支持我离婚?
It would be unethical for me to
做这种交易
Trade one for the other, but yes.
是没有职业道德的 但是我会的
Hey, sorry I’m late.
对不起 我迟到了
Bishop. Have you seen Alexa?
主教 您看到阿莉克莎了吗?
Pastor Barlow, i just want you to know you have
巴罗牧师 我想告诉你
My full support for bishop.
我完全支持你做主教
Really? Yeah.
真的吗? 真的
You seemed pretty against it yesterday.
你昨天好像很反对
Changed my mind.
改主意了
Yeah, so let me know if you need anything.
需要什么告诉我
Anything at all.
任何东西
Well, uh, i did notice a new set of golf clubs in your trunk.
我看见你后备箱里有一套新的高尔夫球杆
You...you want my golf clubs?
你...你想要我的高尔夫球杆?
He wants your golf clubs, alden.
他想要你的高尔夫球杆 奥尔登
I...i haven't used them yet.
我...我还没用过
Oh, even better.
那更好
I can break 'em in. Thanks, pal.
我可以先磨合一下 谢了 兄弟
Alexa, hey.
阿莉克莎
I'm outside. Are you in the church?
我在外面 你在教堂吗?
Hi, mom, I can't talk now.
妈妈 我现在不能跟你说话
I'm here with the sheriff.
我和警长在一起
I told her ray was asking for directions.
我跟她说了雷是问路的
No, I am not in trouble.
我没惹什么麻烦
I just ran into her on the way to church.
只是在去教堂的路上碰到她的
Love you.
爱你
Buddy, here.
巴迪 拿着
It's everything I want to say.
我想说的都在里面
Don't open it till you get to your new job.
找到新工作再打开
Why does it smell so salty?
为什么有咸的味道?
I sealed it with my tears.
我用眼泪密封的
And it fell into my aquarium.
又掉进了鱼缸
And while all human life is precious,
人的生命都是宝贵的
We can also be thankful that the lutheran hater
但令人万分感激的是 威胁我们教堂
who terrorized our church
仇恨我们的反路德教人士
is no longer with us.
已经离开了人世
On a more positive note, to close this service,
而积极乐观的一方面呢 本次布道的最后
Here's our musical director, dora winston,
有请我们的乐队指挥 朵拉 温斯顿
With a special tribute to our beloved
她要向我们亲爱的珀金斯主教
Bishop perkins.
致以特别的致敬
I'm sorry, I just... I need to say something.
我很抱歉 我只是…我有几句话一定要说
Can it wait till after my solo?
能等到我的独奏之后吗?