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People kill themselves for lots of reasons.
Me? I just have two.
All I need is one day. Hand to God.
I am getting a big inheritance tomorrow from my Uncle Doug.
He made his money in tires. High-end radials,
not that cheap crap.
Take his balls.
Whoa, whoa.Can't we start with a pinky?
哇 悠着点 不能先从小指头开始么?
Guys, come on.
Oh, you a dead man, Buddy!
One: I don't have long to live anyway.
Hey, LeeAnne, you know how you're always saying
嘿 莉安 你不是一直说我们
we should take a vacation? Mmhmm.
Let's go. Right now.
Oh, God, what did you do this time?
Nothing. Look, I'll take you to Vegas.
没什么 听着 我要带你去拉斯维加斯
We'll sit by the pool. I'll take you to some shows.
All right, look I'm in serious trouble.
好吧 确实 我真的惹上大♥麻♥烦了
There's some guys after me. We gotta leave town.
How can you pull this crap on me now?
You know that my mother is coming to visit.
I'm sorry, baby. But we gotta go.
抱歉 宝贝 但是我们真的得赶紧离开
Buddy, I love you, but I can't live like this anymore.
巴迪 我爱你 但是我再也忍♥不了这样了
LeeAnne, it'll get better. I promise.
莉安 会好起来的 我保证
How many times have you said that?
And it never does.
And two: I have nothing to live for.
Whatever the problem is, it is not worth
killing yourself over.
How the fuck do you know?
I-I know about despair.
A month ago I had nothing.
No job, no friends, or family to speak of.
没有工作 没有朋友 也没有家人可以倾诉
Now I am on my way to a new job in a new city.
Look, pal. I'm gonna jump anyway.
There's no reason to bore me to death.
The point is that it is never too late
Have you thought about asking God for help?
I don't believe in God.
I am sorry you feel that way, because God provides.
You just have to seize the opportunities that he gives you.
Yeah, well, maybe in my next life.
Good luck on the new gig.
No, no, please, please, please.
别这样 求你了 求你了
What do you care?
You don't give a shit about me.
Yes, I do.
I'll prove it.
Hey, what are you doing, man?
嘿 哥们 你干啥呢
I'm gonna come over there so we can
both come back toge...
God provides. You just have to seize
the opportunities that he gives you.
Hi, it's Dora.
Oh, my gosh, it's so nice to finally hear your voice.
哦 天呐 终于听到你的声音了真棒
Just wondering where you are.
Uh, St. Vincent Bridge.
Good, you're on schedule.
What do you say I meet you at the house
tomorrow morning, 10 A.M.?
What's that address again?
My plan was to take over Jonathan Barlow's life
for a few days till I figured out my next move.
Or until I got caught.
Which could be a matter of seconds.
Well, hello, there.
Yeah, come on in.
You know, you're different than I pictured you.
Yeah, how's that?
I don't know. You're just...
You're more... rugged.
Thanks, I guess. Yeah.
Ahh, I'm so glad you like it.
We hope you enjoy living here for a long, long time.
Wait...this is mine?
Yes, I specified in my emails that we would provide housing.
One of the perks of the job.
So tell me mor about this job.
Oh, I imagine it's pretty much like your last one.
So, if you'll follow me.
In here is my office area.
As your assistant, I am usually here from 9 to 5.
But I have my own key, so you don't have to worry about me.
You like birds, huh?
You know me already.
Listen, I don't mean to be too forward,
but do you think that you could give me
a sneak preview of what you're gonna talk about on Sunday?
Talk about? In your sermon, Reverend.
要讲的? 你的布道 牧师
Jesus Christ. I assumed that,
but what aspect?
I think I'd rather leave it a surprise.
A man of mystery.
I like it.
So, what do you say?
You ready to meet the church staff?
Ready as I'll ever be.
This is Alden Schmidt, he is our Church President.
Alexa Cummings, she's the Treasurer.
And Russell Kerry, he is our Secretary.
Uh, Reverend Barlow...
Oh, he prefers Jonathan.
Actually, you can just call me Buddy.
It'll be easier for all of us to remember.
Well, um, as you may know, uh, Buddy,
正如你所知 呃 巴迪
we have spent the better part of a year
searching for Pastor Willis' replacement.
So we're very excited that you're here.
Still, we need to talk about what happened in Florida.
What do you mean?
Well, the... the problem that you had
with your last congregation.
We appreciate you being up-front with that.
Oh, yeah, well, honesty is the best policy,
哦 是呀 诚实是最重要的
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