哈莉·奎茵

Harley Quinn S02E10

Part 2 June 28, 2020, 11:43 a.m.

我之前看到最后可能活下来的做法就是马上放弃
I've read your best chance of survival is giving up easily.
一般来说我会把他们揍扁
Yeah, normally, I'd go beat the shit out of 'em,
但我今晚是来放纵的我还想归还这条裙子
but I'm havin' a night and wanna be able to return this dress.
所以你要逃走吗
So, you're just gonna escape?
没错我不要在这里度过我的盛大之夜
Uh, yeah. I'm not spending my big night out here,
-尤其是不想和你这种人一起 -甜心
- and certainly not with the likes of you. - Oh, sugar.
有个想逃的
We got a wild one.
这是在逗我吧
You gotta be kidding me.
伙计我们只想要
Look, bud, all we're asking
你们释放那些富豪人♥质♥
is that you release the swanky hostages.
给我五千万再跟我谈
Not gonna happen until I get $50 million!
我马上就打给你求你了
I'll wire it to you right now! Please!
先别着急我还没说完
Hold your horses, I wasn't done.
但是我们待会可以讨论额外收入的问题
But let's defiantly sidebar after.
我们还需要一个W76-2核弹头
Also, gonna need a W76-2 nuclear warhead
装在三叉戟二代D5导弹上
on a Trident II D5 missile...
我是一个军事承包商我可以给你别开枪就行
I'm a military contractor. You can have it. Just don't shoot!
好吧既然我们来都来了
Wow. Okay. Well, you know, while we're here...
我还需要一双比赛用OG款的AJ2
I'm also gonna need a pair of game-worn Air Jordan 2 OG's.
你能别盯着我了吗
Would ya stop starin' at me?
抱歉只是...
Sorry, it's just...
这听上去可能很疯狂但是
this is gonna sound crazy, but...
反正我们一时半会儿也去不了哪里
since we're not going anywhere anytime soon...
我们第一次见面后我还梦到你了
after the first time we met, I had a dream about you!
-天很奇怪 -怎么奇怪
- Boy was it wacky. - Wacky how?
我们和一些银行家一起在游艇上
We were on a yacht with these bankers.
还有更奇怪的我们还是一对奇怪吧
And get this: we were a couple! Right?
我们不可能
Us? No way!
那么白的皮肤都让我起鸡皮疙瘩
That bleached skin gives me the heebie-jeebies.
有点恶心无意冒犯
It's gross. I mean, no offense!
但是在梦里我充满了愤怒
But in the dream, I was so filled with rage,
我抢劫了那些银行家
I robbed the bankers.
你不会还把他们烧了吧
You didn't set them on fire, did you?
等等你也做过这种梦吗
Wait. You had the same dream?
-奇怪 -没错
- Freaaaky. - Yes!
只是一个梦没发生过纯属虚构非真勿理
A dream. Never happened. Pure fiction. Not canon. Ignore it.
遇到你好像激起了一些...
It's like meeting you triggered some...
该死简直就像是前世
Well, darn it, it felt like a past life!
很奇怪吧
Funny, huh?
-你在干什么 -上帝啊
- What are you doing? - Jesus Christ,
我要赶紧离开这里
I'm getting us the fuck out of here.
不要随随便便就喊出上帝
Please don't use the Lord's name in vain.
你体重多少
How much do you weigh?
我十一月进行了原始饮食现在能穿进灯芯绒裤了
I did a Paleo November, and now I'm fitting into my skinny cords.
-所以应该是170... -算了
- So, I'm guessing around 170-- - Uh! Never mind.
今晚烂爆了
This! Night! Sucks!
我觉得你刚刚杀了那家伙
Um, I think you just straight up killed that guy back there.
-你想聊聊吗还是说 -不
- Do you wanna talk about it, or-- - No.
你确定吗
Are you sure?
我女朋友说我是个很好的聆听者有时候好过头了
My girlfriend says I'm a good listener. Sometimes too good.
那是什么时候的事
On what occasion would that be?
因为你整晚都不闭嘴
Because you have not shut the fuck up all night!
我觉得你好像有些心事
It just seems to me like you have something going on.
相信我你不是和我聊这个的最佳人选
Trust me, you're not someone I can talk to about this.
为什么不行酒保就像一个心理咨♥询♥师呢
Why not? A bartender is basically like a therapist.
所以说说吧
So, come on!
-我和我最好的朋友说我爱她 -终于说了
- I told my best friend I love her! - There it is.
但是她对我的信任程度不足以让她回报我的爱
But she doesn't trust me enough to love me back.
没有信任是没有办法爱的
You can't love without trust.
我本来以为我能接受孤独终老了
I thought I was fine bein' alone
自从我离开小...
after my relationship with Jok...
瑟...菲纳...斯特恩
esph... fina... stein.
小瑟菲纳斯特恩听起来像佛兰芒语
Joksephfinastein? Sounds Flemish.
没有人知道他的身世他就是个虐待狂混♥蛋♥
No one knew his backstory. Anyway, he was a total abusive dick,
满脑子只有彻底的毁灭
hell-bent on utter destruction
这个世界没有他会更好
and the world's better off without him!
好样的妹子在通风管道里好好发泄
You go, girl! Having a good vent in a literal vent. Come on!
继续
Keep on going!
这太无聊了我什么都没做
This sucks. I'm not even doing anything.
并不是你可以按按钮
That's not true. You get to hit the button.
但我想开飞机
But I wanna fly the plane.
参与行动至少让我来发射一枚导弹
Be a part of the action! At least let me shoot a sweet missile.
要训练好几年才能精通蝙蝠战机的控制
Okay. It takes years of training to expertly control the Batplane.
-但蝙蝠侠我想嘛 -阿尔弗雷德这太荒谬了
- But, Batman, I wanna! - Alfred, this is ridiculous.
你为什么就不能让我出去
Why don't you let me go out there already?
你的城市需要你恢复身体布鲁斯少爷
Your city needs you healed, Master Bruce.
我不会再让你过早回归行动
I won't allow you to return to action prematurely, again.
再说了只是些类魔
Besides, it's only Parademons.
太烫了
It's too hot.
-你可以等等再喝的韦恩少爷 -是的阿福
- You could wait, Master Wayne. - Yes, Alfred...
我可以
I could.
蝙蝠侠你看到了吗韦恩高塔有交火
Batman! Are you seeing this? Gunfire at Wayne Tower.
拜托大家伙让爸爸操作一下
Come on, big guy! Give papa some action.
好吧别把漆刮花了
Fine. Don't scratch the paint.
太好了
Booya!
我只是觉得没有艾薇后好孤单
I just feel so alone without Ivy!
我是说当时我的确做的有些不对
I mean, sure, there are some things I could've done differently. Okay!
到了最后
At the end of the day,
她和我分手了因为我太冲动
she broke up with me 'cause I'm too impulsive
我会到处惹祸从来不收尾
and I go around 'causing messes and never clean 'em up.
-这样大声说出来的感觉是不是很好 -不
- Aw! Doesn't it feel good just to say it out loud? - No!
-哈莉哎哟哟 -谜语人
- Harley? Well, well, well... - Riddler?
这不就是普通人小丑吗
...if it isn't the simple clown herself.
-你怎么 -来到这里吗
- How did you-- - Get here?
我从商场逃了出来
Well, I escaped the mall.
然后我编排了楼上的绑♥架♥ 支开注意力
Then, I orchestrated a hostage situation upstairs as a distraction,
让我能溜进来偷走这宝贝
so I could sneak in here to grab this baby.
-典型的声东击西太好了但我想说
- Classic misdirect. - Yeah, yeah, great. But, I was gonna say,
你身材怎么这么好
how did ya get so buff?
每周醒来就在
Oh. Spending every waking moment
仓鼠笼上跑步当然能让你身材完美
running on that hamster wheel gets you shredded.
看看这四头...等等等等等等
I mean, check out these quads... wait, wait, wait.
那是小丑吗
Is that Joker?
天你觉得我看上去像小丑
Oh, my, you think I look like the Joker?
不不他只是一个酒保
Nope, no! He's just a bartender
专门提供不带偏见的好意见
who gives great, non-judgmental advice.
不管怎么样你们都要死了
Well, either way, you're both gonna die.
当然了我搬回到哥谭看他们
Sure, I moved back to Gotham to see 'em,
-但如果我的孩子不想见我呢 -别这么说卡尔
- but what if my kids don't want to see me? - Don't say that, Carl.
是啊但是都已经七年了
Yeah, but it's been seven long years.
我在他们最需要我的时候离开了他们
I left 'em when they needed me most.
你不能一直为过去的事而怪罪自己
You can't keep blaming yourself for the past.
你必须要忘记
You need to forget.
也许他们没有我会更好
Maybe they're better off without me.
把你的手都藏在这后面
Tuck in any fingers you wanna keep!
-那是用来干什么的 -我不知道
- Oh. What'd that do? - I don't know.
癌症射线
不卡尔我很遗憾
Oh, no. Carl, I'm so sorry...
这是癌症射线
It's a cancer ray.
哈莉·奎茵你让我得了癌症
Harley Quinn, you gave me cancer?
癌症射线
他们为什么要造出这种东西
Why would they even make this?
到此为止了凯文
Well, that's it, Kev.
接下来的假期我都要和我的孩子一起度过
I'm gonna go spend the holidays with my kids.
我很抱歉
I'm so sorry!
不不求你了求你了
No, no, please. Please, please... Ow!
不不不不不
No. No, no, no. No, no, no, no!
肯定是我的血糖突然飚了
My blood sugar must be crashing.
这里有通风机器吗
Is there a vending machine around here?
你又杀了一个人吗
Did you kill another person?
直升机坪
餐厅