幻想快乐

Happy! S01E06

Part 2 June 30, 2020, 7:20 a.m.

Yeah, well, look, I don't care which strings
怎么暗中操纵你
the Vatican pulled for you.
我很高兴你在这里但是这个孩子...
I'm glad you're here, but you know, the kid here--
有些坏人在找他
There's some not nice people looking for him.
我说的也不是移♥民♥署所以...
And I'm not talking about immigration, either, so--
他唯一的希望就是在这里寻找庇护
I mean, you know, his only hope is to--to find sanctuary here.
你们在教堂里都是上帝之子但是...
You are all God's children under this roof, but--
你说得太对了我一直都这么说
You're goddamned right. I say that all the time.
而且每次我一有钱就会...
And if I had a dime every time that came out of me, I'd--
算了但是总之
Eh, it doesn't--but anyway,
你能为我做的是
so what you could do for me is, uh,
暂时照顾他一下
maybe babysit him, for a while.
我要去办一件符合《旧约》精神的差事
Uh, while I run a--an Old Testament type errand,
如果你知道我在说什么
if you know what I mean.
我知道这看起来很奇怪
Yeah, I--look, I know how this looks.
这似乎有点极端
It may seem, like, a bit extreme,
有点像圣昆丁监狱的老火花电椅
a little San Quentin Old Sparky.
"妈妈我来找你了"
"Mama! I'm coming to you."
那是很恐怖的东西但是...
Oh, that's serious stuff, but--
这个不是他喜欢这样
It's not, he likes it.
这非常安全
It's very, uh, kinda safe and secure,
就像把一个新生儿包裹起来
like a newborn baby, being swaddled.
因为相信我如果不这么做
Because trust me, I mean, you don't do it,
这孩子会趁你不注意
and this kid before you know it, he'll be running naked
跑出门去在街上裸奔
outside into the street through your doors, and--
我想你和我都不愿
I think you and I can agree
让他给教堂制♥造♥这种丑闻对吧
that church doesn't need a scandal like that on its hands, right?
我想这是为了他的安全着想
I suppose it's for his own safety.
对他的安全动动腿
Ah, his own safety! Move your fucking leg.
布鲁
Blue.
好了麦克我们回头见
All right there, uh, then, Mikey, we'll see you later.
保重兄弟我很快就回来找你
Take care, buddy. I'll be back for you soon.
布鲁
Blue.
好了
All right.
怎么还真的信这一套
How's that working out for you?
祈祷吗
Prayer?
对着不存在的东西说话
Well, talking to things that ain't there, you know.
祂有回应过吗
Does He ever talk back?
每一天
Every day.
不管有多黑暗
No matter how dark it gets,
祂总会散发光芒
He finds a way to show His light.
我曾经也信
Man, I used to have one of those.
你要去多久
How long will you be?
直到割下属于我的那一磅肉
Long enough to extract my pound of flesh.
布鲁
Blue.
♪啦啦啦♪
♪La-la-la...♪
♪啦♪
♪La♪
♪听啊天使高声唱♪
♪Hark! The herald angels sing♪
♪荣耀归与新生王♪
♪Glory to the newborn King♪
♪天人从此长融洽♪
♪Peace on earth, and mercy mild♪
♪恩宠平安被万方♪
♪God and sinners reconciled♪
格里在那里
There's Gerry.
-哪里 -那边的大胡子
- Where? - There. The beard.
他是个智者
He's a wise man.
他不该是个东方人吗
Isn't he supposed to be Oriental?
他每天都在排练
He's been rehearsing every day.
他只想得到自己父亲的一点点关注
All he wants is a little attention from his father.
我也是
Me too.
演得不错
Play nice.
我可不想给这位无辜的
Wouldn't wanna have to blow a big hole
足球妈妈来上一枪
in some innocent soccer mom.
他上台了
Here he comes.
你在圣诞期间真是个坏小子
You've been a very, very bad boy this Christmas season,
你知道吧
you know that?
♪三位圣者来自东方♪
♪We three kings of Orient are♪
♪携带礼物献给君王♪
♪Bearing gifts We traverse afar♪
对
Yeah.
我知道所有你和狗屎圣诞老人
I know all about you and shit-stain Santa
绑♥架♥孩子的事
bagging and tagging kids.
你知道这种行为会让你
Now, you know that kind of behavior will land you
名列淘气榜之首吧
right at the top of the naughty list, right?
你显然不知道否则你早就
What you obviously don't know-- because you would've already
利用这个对付我了
tried to leverage it against me--
我是其中一个孩子的爸爸
one of those kids is mine.
我想要回这个孩子
Yeah, I'm gonna let that one land.
或者你只是在撒谎
Or maybe you're just lying.
或许我在撒谎
Maybe I'm just lying,
但之后我就要捉弄你了
but then I'd have to be playing you.
我觉得要是你看着我的脸
And I think if you look at my face,
我没开玩笑
I'm not playing.
尼古拉斯
Nicholas.
我见过比你的命还值钱的猫腐烂
I've seen decomposing cats that had better lives than you.
嘘他们演得真好很棒不是吗
Shh. They're very good. Very good, aren't they?
*东方智者携带礼物*
*Of Orient are bearing gifts...*
现在海莉在你手中
Now, you have Hailey.
所以你要打个电♥话♥
So you're gonna make a call,
把她送到我身边
and you're gonna deliver her to me.
-今晚 -是吗
- Tonight. - Am I?
是的这样事情才能了结
You are. Here's how it's gonna go down.
今晚午夜在你家
Midnight tonight, your house,
你可爱的老婆和台上的熊孩子
your lovely missus, and rat boy up there on stage,
在我出现时都会在家
will both be home when I show up.
这样我就知道我们的家人都不安全
That's the way I know we both got family on the line.
我还知道事情会解决得
And that way I know it's all gonna go down
很愉快彻底和简单
nice and clean and simple.
就像用十美分买♥♥一杯柠檬汁
Like ten cents for a cup of lemonade.
-是这样吗 -没错
- Is that right? - That is right.
那我的十美分在哪
So what's my ten cents?
什么意思
How's that?
那女孩是一杯柠檬汁
Well, the girl is the cup of lemonade;
那我的十美分又是什么
so, what's my ten cents?
你在此诉说的一切都将保密
Everything you say in here is confidential.
唯一的倾听者是上帝
The only one listening is God.
布鲁
Blue.
《约翰福音》告诉我们
As the Book of John tells us--
我们不应生活在对自己过去的羞愧中
We are not to live in shame over what we once were,
而是颂扬神的恩典
but to celebrate the grace of God,
耶稣之死让我们重生
that by the death of Jesus, regenerates us
-和净化于... -罪过中
- and cleanses us from our-- - Peccatorum.
没错我们的罪过
That's right. Our sins.
你懂拉丁语吗
You know Latin?
你准备好忏悔你的罪过了吗
And are you prepared to confess your sins?
浴血西西里岛
Siciliam sanguis.
把一切都告诉我孩子
Tell me everything, my son.
这是今天最好的消息
Best news ever all day.
看来某人的父亲以前曾经是警♥察♥
So it seems that somebody's father used to be a policeman.
不是好警♥察♥
Not a very good policeman.
也不是很聪明
Not a very smart one.
但却是一头又大又臭汗的猪
But a big, stinky, sweaty pig.
大家有想到是谁吗
Does that ring a bell for anybody?
没有吗
No?
好极了这下好玩了
Great. This is gonna be fun.
大家请把双手放在桌上
Everybody please put your hands out on the desk.
手拿出来放平了
Yeah. Hands out, flat.
这就对手拿出来
There we go, hands out.
海莉
Ooh, Hailey.
海莉
Hailey.
是谁就应该说出来不然我们全都要倒大霉
Whoever it is should say so. You'll get us all in trouble.
没人喜欢告密者
No one likes a snitch.
绝对不要枪我的风头
Don't ever step on my scene.
所以如果海莉现在站出来