神探可伦坡（1971）

Columbo S09E06

Part 1 July 18, 2023, 8:35 a.m.

- Will you marry me?
- I'll try to decide quicker.
- 你愿意嫁给我吗？
- 我会尽快做出决定。
我恨你。
I hate you.
(Gunshot)
今晚在哥伦布...
Tonight on Columbo...
这就是她说
她要嫁的男人。
This is the man she said
she was going to marry.
He is?
他是？
- Who are you?
- I'm a detective.
- 你是谁？
- 我是侦探。
- Like some?
- Any time.
- 喜欢一些？
- 任何时候。
There can't be any connection
between her deciding to marry
她决定结婚
之间不可能有任何联♥系♥
and her being dead, could there?
她已经死了，会吗？
Good luck in Palm Springs.
祝您在棕榈泉好运。
你也没有杀她，是吗？
嗯，是吗？！
You didn't kill her either, did you?
Well, did you?!
我知道是谁干的。
I know who did it.
(Excited chatter)
We got it!
我们明白了！
(Woman) Look at this.
Limousines, giggling women...
Ugh! My God. All that excitement
over nothing but a book.
啊！我的上帝。所有的兴奋
不过是一本书。
- Nobody but a writer.
- Hey, my car's down the next alley.
- 只有一个作家。
- 嘿，我的车在下一个小巷。
在我听说了关于她的一切之后，
After everything I've heard about her,
I wanna see
what she looks like in the flesh.
我想看看
她真人的样子。
Why she's such a big deal to you.
为什么她对你如此重要。
言情小说！
Romance novels!
海伦，你能等一下吗？
Helen, would you wait a minute?
Isn't it wonderful
how photographers can touch people up?
这不是很棒
摄影师如何打动人吗？
I mean, what is she really? 49? 50?
我的意思是，她到底是什么？49？50？
55？
55?
So, she really is pretty.
Wouldn't you know?
所以，她真的很漂亮。
你不知道吗？
- Here. I've got to get back to the office.
- Hey... No, no, no.
- 这里。我得回办公室了。
- 嘿……不，不，不。
Why don't you hang on to the ring? Might
make you feel more comfortable in hotels.
你为什么不挂在戒指上？可能
会让您在酒店感觉更舒适。
- 别取笑我！
- 海伦，太美了。真的。
- Don't you dare make fun of me!
- Helen, it was beautiful. Really.
我从来没有这么好地纳税过。
I never had my taxes done so nicely.
兼♥职♥计算机不应该抱怨，
对吗？只是兜售保险。
A part-time computer shouldn't complain,
right? Just peddle the insurance.
时间不会太长。一旦我成为
我自己工作室的负责人，
Not for long. As soon as I become
head of my own studio,
我会让你担任商务副总裁。
I'll make you VP of Business Affairs.
- Oh, yeah, sure you will.
- You wanna bet?
- 哦，是的，你当然会。
- 你想打赌吗？
Do you wanna bet how soon?
你想赌多久？
我不和欠我钱的人打赌
。
I don't bet
with people who owe me money.
看，祝你在棕榈泉好运。
Look, good luck in Palm Springs.
Oh, damn you.
哦，该死的。
给你，先生。
我会帮你拿的。
Here you go, sir.
I'll take those for you.
- 希望您喜欢这本书。
- 不好意思。打扰一下。
- I hope you enjoy the book.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
哦！小心！
Oh! Look out!
Wayne! Finally!
韦恩！最后！
我在巷子里看到你的车，但没有人
能告诉我我什么时候能真正♥见♥到你。
I saw your car in the alley, but no one
could tell me when I'd actually see you.
Welcome home, kid.
欢迎回家，孩子。
(Theresa) 我真的希望你能改变
你的想法去机场接我。
(Theresa) I did hope you'd change
your mind and meet me at the airport.
(Wayne) With all those agents
and PR people? No, thanks.
Even if I hadn't been tied up
with my tax guy all morning.
即使我整个上午都没有和我的税务人员联♥系♥在一起。
无论如何，我以为 Mavis 会在那里。
Anyway, I thought Mavis would be there.
Wayne, darling, you don't have to explain.
韦恩，亲爱的，你不需要解释。
If you'll just tell me
where you were Monday night.
如果你能告诉我
周一晚上你在哪里。
我从丹佛打了两次电♥话♥，一次
在晚饭后和我睡觉前。
I called twice from Denver, once
after supper and just before I went to bed.
Monday? I got a call from my agent
星期一？我接到我经纪人的电♥话♥
and had to rush into town
to read for a part in a movie.
不得不冲进城里
看电影中的一个角色。
Wayne, that's wonderful! Oh, but when
would you be going to work?
韦恩，太棒了！哦，但是
你什么时候去上班？
因为我的巡回售书已经结束，
除了在洛杉矶的几次露面。
Because my book tour is over,
except for a couple of appearances in LA.
- 但如果你要...
- 我还没有得到那个部分。
- But if you're gonna...
- I haven't got the part yet.
Oh, that's good. Then on Sunday
let's fly to the islands. To Maui.
哦，太好了。然后在周日
让我们飞往岛屿。到毛伊岛。
Just the two of us. No one
will even know or care who we are.
只有我们两个人。没有人
甚至会知道或关心我们是谁。
(Wayne) Terrific.
No, wait, not Sunday.
If I reach the finals,
I could still be in Palm Springs.
如果我进入决赛，
我可能还在棕榈泉。
- Palm Springs?
- Didn't I tell you?
- 棕榈泉？
- 我没告诉过你吗？
I'm in a celebrity tennis tournament.
Isn't that great?
我正在参加名人网球锦标赛。
这不是很棒吗？
- Oh, no, you can't!
- It's a terrific opportunity.
- 哦，不，你不能！
- 这是一个绝好的机会。
Rocca, the producer of that picture,
will be there.
Rocca，那张照片的制♥作♥人，
会在那里。
You don't have to act
with everything else you can do.
你不必行动
做你能做的一切。
亲爱的，它会带来更好的东西。
Honey, it leads to better things.
Don't you realise
I've been gone six weeks?
你没意识到
我已经离开六个星期了吗？
是的，但你现在回家了。快点。
Yes, but you're home now. Come on.
You're worn out
and you need a massage.
你累坏了
你需要按♥摩♥。
我为你把游泳池都加热了。
I got the pool all heated up for you.
- 你不能每次都离开...
- 看。你怎么认为？
- You can't just go off every time some...
- Look. What do you think?
矮牵牛。
The petunias.
我从
香农夫人那里借了一个额外的园丁来帮助他们按时进入。
I borrowed an extra gardener from
Mrs Shannon to help get 'em in on time.
这就是你想要的颜色，不是吗？
我把矢车菊放在自己身上。
That is the colour you wanted, isn't it?
And I put the bluebonnets in myself.
Matches the dress you were wearing
when I first saw you.
与我第一次见到你时
你穿的衣服相配。
They're the most beautiful petunias
I've ever seen.
它们是我见过的最美丽的矮牵牛花。
香农夫人似乎仍然认为
我只是你的保姆。
Mrs Shannon still seems to think
I'm just your house-sitter.
我并不感到惊讶 -
可怜的亲爱的聋得跟柱子一样。
I'm not surprised -
the poor dear's as deaf as a post.
Relax your shoulders.
放松你的肩膀。
Wayne, what's really wrong?
What haven't you told me yet?
韦恩，到底出了什么问题？
你还没有告诉我什么？
- 为什么我一回家就跑掉？
- 我没有。我最迟星期二回来。
- Why run off the minute I come home?
- I'm not. I'll be back Tuesday at the latest.
别骗我我告诉过你
我永远不会在你身上系绳子，
Don't lie to me. I told you
I'd never tie a rope around you,