神探可伦坡（1971）

Columbo S09E03

Part 8 July 18, 2023, 8:34 a.m.

是事先计划好的吗？
- 太晚了。
- 昨晚实际上有两个电♥话♥。
- It was so late at night.
- There were actually two calls last night.
One was from Staplin, the other from
a client who wished to meet urgently.
一个来自 Staplin，另一个来自
希望紧急会面的客户。
但我认为您的妻子说
只有一个电♥话♥，先生。
But I think that your wife said
there was only one call, sir.
Oh, there's no mystery there, Lieutenant.
We have a call-waiting service.
哦，这不是什么秘密，中尉。
我们有呼叫等待服务。
当 Staplin 先生在线时，第二个电♥话♥接通了
。
The second call clicked through
while Mr Staplin was on the line.
Which would account for why your wife
didn't hear the second ring.
这可以解释为什么您的妻子
没有听到第二声铃♥声♥。
- Because there wasn't one.
- Well, that's terrific. That's very good.
- 因为没有。
- 好吧，那太棒了。这是非常好的。
我们很轻松地通过了那个。
我很高兴，
We cleared that one up very easily.
And I'm happy about it,
because that was one of the few
loose ends I was still having trouble with.
因为那是我仍然遇到麻烦的少数几个
未解决的问题之一。
You know what, sir?
先生，你知道吗？
我们在 72 秒内完成了。
这对于解决问题来说怎么样？
We did it in 72 seconds.
How's that for problem-solving?
- Any more questions?
- I can't think of one at the moment.
- 还有其他问题吗？
- 我现在想不起来了。
除了，你
为什么不在去法庭的路上？
Except, why aren't you
on your way to court?
- That's a good one.
- (Tyres screech)
- 不错。
- （轮胎摩擦声）
I loved when you asked him
if he could see in the dark.
当你问他
他是否能在黑暗中看见时，我很喜欢。
- 30 yards on a moonless night.
- And you called him "Mr Cat's Eyes"!
- 无月之夜 30 码。
- 你称他为“猫眼先生”！
Congratulations.
You did it again - nailed me to the wall.
恭喜。
你又做了一次 - 把我钉在墙上了。
Better luck next time. Thank you.
祝下次好运。谢谢。
The judge nearly died when you played
the tape of the automatic firing 18 rounds.
当你播放
自动射击18发的磁带时，法官差点死了。
- (Man) That's a lawyer!
- Back to work, folks.
- （男）那是律师！
- 回去工作吧，伙计们。
- See you later.
- See you later.
- 待会见。
- 待会见。
Me too, Lieutenant.
我也是，中尉。
- Finch 先生，你赢了另一个吗？
- 我表现得相当不错。
- Did you win another, Mr Finch?
- I acquitted myself reasonably well.
- 希望我能看到你在行动。
- 任何时候。
- Wish I could have seen you in action.
- Any time.
我想早点来，
但我必须去见斯大林夫人。
I tried to come earlier,
but I had to see Mrs Staplin.
- Really? How's she bearing up?
- Courageous woman. Very courageous.
- 真的吗？她怎么样了？
- 勇敢的女人。非常勇敢。
我得说，呃...
I gotta say that, uh...
There's something about the case
that's gonna keep me awake tonight.
这个案子
让我今晚睡不着觉。
- Which case is that?
- Oh, you know, sir!
- 那是哪种情况？
- 哦，你知道，先生！
(Finch) You have a bee in
your bonnet about that suicide.
(Columbo) 不完全是，
但我还不能让它上♥床♥睡觉。
(Columbo) Not exactly,
but I can't put it to bed yet.
关于传真的一些事情
让我感到困惑。
Something about the fax
is puzzling me.
- (Finch) Which facts are those?
- Not the facts, the fax - f-a-x.
- (Finch) 哪些是事实？
- 不是事实，传真 - 传真。
- (Finch) Oh, I see.
- You are familiar with that instrument?
- （芬奇）哦，我明白了。
- 你熟悉那种乐器吗？
- （芬奇）我们有两个。
- 什么让我感到困惑
- (Finch) We have two.
- What's puzzling me
is what Mr Staplin sent on his fax machine
to his wife in Hawaii at 12:27,
是 Staplin 先生于 12:27 在他的传真机上
发给他在夏威夷的妻子的内容，
- just before he shot himself.
- A suicide note?
- 就在他自杀之前。
- 遗书？
No, sir! That would be very strange -
a suicide note on a fax machine.
不，先生！那将是非常奇怪的-
传真机上的遗书。
You're losing me, Lieutenant.
你失去我了，中尉。
I have a lunch with Congressman Mackey,
and the primary is just a few days away.
我和国会议员 Mackey 共进午餐，
离初选只有几天了。
- I really must press along.
- Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
- 我真的必须坚持下去。
- 哦，对不起，先生。
Can you spare a few minutes after lunch?
What restaurant is it? I can wait outside.
午饭后你能抽出几分钟时间吗？
这是什么餐厅？我可以在外面等。
I'd hate for you to have to drag yourself
across town on some wild-goose chase.
我不希望你不得不拖着自己
穿过城镇进行一些徒劳的追逐。
Tell me, what exactly bugs you?
告诉我，到底是什么让你烦恼？
好吧，先生，让我烦恼的是，呃...
Well, sir, what's bugging me is, uh...
因为你好心告诉我
死者最后绝望的话语，
since you were kind enough to tell me
the last desperate words of the deceased,
“我到底要做什么？
我到底要做什么？” 商业...
that "What the hell am I gonna do?
What the hell am I gonna do?" business...
据我们所知，
这是他的遗言...
and as far as we know,
those were his last words...
他怎么能这么说，然后仍然在他的传真机上发送
这条信息
how he could say that and still send
this message on his fax machine
just before he shot himself.
就在他开枪自杀之前。
These are copies, sir.
这些是副本，先生。
One he sent, and the other one was
beside the machine waiting to be sent.
一个是他发的，另一个是
在机器旁边等待发送。
They're both jokes.
He shot himself between jokes.
他们都是笑话。
他在笑话之间开枪自杀了。
- Jokes?
- Jokes.
- 笑话？
- 笑话。
- 什么笑话？
- 好笑话。
- What jokes?
- Good jokes.
- 试试我。
- 嗯，我不知道，先生。
- Try me.
- Well, I don't know, sir.
第一个是犹太人
第二个是爱尔兰人。
The first one's Jewish
and the second one's Irish.
- I hope they won't offend you.
- Maybe the Irish.
- 我希望他们不会冒犯你。
- 也许是爱尔兰人。
Well, then we'll just try the first one.
好吧，那我们就试试第一个吧。
It's in his own handwriting.
这是他自己的笔迹。
“苏珊，有什么用？”
"Susan, what gives?"
“我试过给你打过几次电♥话♥。
你和一些小白脸鬼混吗？”
"I tried calling you a few times.
You fooling around with some gigolo?"
开头有点像个笑话-
斯大林夫人，她对他很着迷。
That's a bit of a joke to start with -
Mrs Staplin, she was nuts about him.
“无论如何，亲爱的，我们稍后再谈。”
"Anyway, sweetie, we'll talk later."
"I heard a couple of jokes today."
“我今天听到了几个笑话。”
"The first one's a flasher story."
“第一个是闪光故事。”
“有一位犹太女士
走在贝弗利大道上，
"There was this Jewish lady
walking down Beverly Drive,
然后从另一个方向过来，
这个穿着大衣的闪光灯家伙。”
and coming the other way,
this flasher guy in his overcoat."
"When he gets up to her,
he whips open the coat."
“当他走到她身边时，
他猛地打开外套。”
“她看着他说，
‘你称之为衬里？！’”
"She looks at him and says,
'You call that a lining?!"'
Ha!
哈！
(Manic laughter)
(Columbo chuckles)
You... you know what, Lieutenant?
你……你知道吗，中尉？
If our Mr Staplin had told me that
last night, instead of his wife,
如果我们的 Staplin 先生昨晚告诉我
而不是他的妻子，
我可能绕过那里