神探可伦坡（1971）
Columbo S03E06
Part 11
July 18, 2023, 8:20 a.m.
Well, I guess it's as good
an alibi as Dr. Cahill's,
好吧，我想这和卡希尔博士的不在场证明一样好
if the kid will confirm it.
如果孩子会确认。
He sure will.
You'll find him in a lab
他肯定会。
你会在实验室里找到他
in
the administration building.
在
行政大楼。
它被标记为 MM-7。
It's marked MM-7.
His name is Stephen Spelberg.
他的名字是 Stephen Spelberg。
呃，S-Stephen Spelberg？
Uh, S-Stephen Spelberg?
Yes, sir.
是的，先生。
但我更喜欢史蒂夫。
But I prefer Steve.
史蒂夫。好的，史蒂夫。
Steve. Okay, Steve.
Uh, my name
is Lt. Columbo.
呃，我的名字
是 Lt. Columbo。
我来自洛杉矶警♥察♥局。
I'm from the LAPD.
Are you investigating
Prof. Nicholson's murder?
你在调查
Prof. 尼克尔森谋杀案？
That's right, son.
That's what I'm doing.
没错，儿子。
这就是我正在做的。
He doesn't look like
a police dog.
他看起来不像
警犬。
嗯，他不是。
他是警♥察♥的狗。
Well, he isn't.
He's a policeman's dog.
相信我，
有很大的不同。
Believe me,
there's a big difference.
你要问我吗？
Are you gonna question me?
Oh, no, not really.
哦，不，不是真的。
I'm just gonna ask you
one question.
我只想问你
一个问题。
你昨晚去看电影了吗
Did you go to
the movies last night
with the fellow
from the motor pool?
和来自汽车池的伙伴
？
是的。他叫什么名字？
Yeah. What's his name?
What, the dog?
Well, he doesn't have a name.
什么，狗？
好吧，他没有名字。
My wife and l,
we could never agree on one.
我和我的妻子
我们永远无法就一个达成一致。
We just say "Hey,"
or "Dog," or whistle.
我们只是说“嘿”
或“狗”或吹口哨。
Doesn't make any difference.
没有任何区别。
无论如何，当
你给他打电♥话♥时他不来。
He don't come when
you call him, anyway.
你在这里做什么？
What do you do here?
你——你在这里帮助你父亲
？
You--You help your father
in here?
My father's
a barber in San Jose.
我父亲
圣何塞的理发师。
这是我的实验室。
This is my lab.
This is your lab?
这是你的实验室？
我不妨告诉你
现在，中尉
I might as well tell you
right now, Lieutenant
我是个天才少年。
I'm a boy genius.
Oh, well, that's good.
哦，很好。
Not always, it isn't.
不总是，不是。
当人们发现你时，他们会把你当作
某种怪胎
People treat you like
some kind of freak
when they find out
no matter
how normal you act.
无论
你表现得多么正常。
Well, I'll try
not to do that.
好吧，我会尽量
不那样做。
呃，你知道的
Well, uh, you know,
我想也许
你更聪明
I think maybe
you're a little smarter
than most kids, Steve,
比大多数孩子，史蒂夫，
but in other ways, I guess
you-- you're just like
但在其他方面，我猜
你——你就像
其他孩子，你呢？
other kids, aren't you?
我是
I am.
猜猜我三岁时想
成为什么？
Say, guess what I wanted
to be when I was three?
That's easy.
You wanted to be a cop.
这很简单。
你想成为一名警♥察♥。
How'd you know?
你怎么知道的？
所有的孩子，
他们都想当警♥察♥。
All kids,
they want to be cops.
而且，你知道，我可以
通过你问我的方式告诉我。
And, you know, I could tell
by the way you asked me.
Also the fact that
I am a cop, you know.
还有事实
我是警♥察♥，你知道的。
That's what I wanted to be,
all right, but I couldn't.
这就是我想要的，
好吧，但我做不到。
Why not?
为什么不呢？
I was too smart.
我太聪明了。
Oh, no offense, Lieutenant.
哦，没有冒犯，中尉。
That's all right,
I don't mind.
没关系，
我不介意。
史蒂夫，你
在这里做什么？
What do you do
around here, Steve?
我获得了 MM-7 的资助
。
I got a grant
to work on MM-7.
MM-7？某种间谍的东西？
MM-7? Some kind of spy stuff?
哦，不，先生，
不是那样的。
Oh, no, sir,
nothing like that.
给你看
Here, let me show you.
MM-7,
come here and shake hands
MM-7,
过来握手
和穿雨衣的男人。
with the man in the raincoat.
别害怕，
中尉。
Don't be frightened,
Lieutenant.
这不是怪物。
It's not a monster.
[whirring]
[呼呼声]
(Steve)
Go ahead. Shake hands.
你好吗？
How do you do?
我会告诉你，
这很重要。
I'll tell you,
that's somethin'.
这是我见过的最美妙
的东西。
That's the most wonderful
thing I've ever seen.
谢谢。我自己做的。
Thank you. I made it myself.
我称它为 MM-7 因为
它是第七个模型
I call it MM-7 because
it's the seventh model
of the original.
原来的。
你知道
原来是什么吗？
You know what
the original was?
没有
No.
一个米老鼠机器人
我五岁的时候造的。
A Mickey Mouse robot
I built when I was five.
How many other things
can it do?
它还能做多少其他事情？
Well, almost everything
a man can do,
好吧，几乎所有事情
一个人都可以做，
if you program it
with these black boxes, here.
如果你用这里的这些黑盒子来编程
Or else you
design a new black box
否则你
设计一个新的黑盒子
for whatever
you want it to do.
无论您想让它做什么
嗯嗯。
Uh-huh.
Boy,
could my wife ever use him.
男孩，
我的妻子可以用他吗？
Everybody can use a robot,
Lieutenant.
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