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Bob's Burgers S12E16

Part 3 April 18, 2022, 10:22 a.m.

of what Grand-papa's tree story is.
光听你这么说我就信了
Ooh, it already sounds accurate!
或者我们可以聊点别的
Or we can just talk about something else?
比如小鸟好吗
Like birds. Am I right?
那是个艳阳天地点在树林里
It was a sunny day in the forest.
爷爷在找一个搭帐篷的
Grandpa was looking for a good spot
-绝佳地点 -吉恩
- to pitch a tent. - Gene.
-怎么了 -没什么
- What? - N...Nothing.
突然他在收音机里听到一条神秘信息
But then he heard a mysterious message on a radio.
如果我们发现不了它们就无法与之对抗
We can't fight them if they remain undetected.
他们的任务是阻止我们露营
This is their mission: to keep us from camping.
天知道这话什么意思
Not sure what that's all about.
爷爷有些困惑
Pop Pop was confused
但还是继续他寻找露营点的快乐之旅
but continued on his merry way to find the perfect camping spot.
-找到了 -爷爷支好帐篷
- Found it! - Grandpa set up his tent,
从冷藏箱里拿出冰激凌和苏打水
got out some ice cream and soda from his cooler,
给自己做了份超棒的冰淇淋苏打
and made himself one heck of an ice cream float.
我想大家露营应该都会做这个吧
Which is something I assume you do when you're camping.
然后他拿出了他的摇滚杜管
And then he also took out his glam-eridoo.
他刚要开始吹...
He was just about to start playing when...
等等他们那时有摇滚杜管吗
Wait, they had glam-eridoos back then?
这不是你刚发明的吗
Didn't you just invent that?
-我相信有 -谢谢你妈
- I buy it. - Thank you, Mother.
说回爷爷
So, there's Pop Pop.
他刚要开始吹
He was just about to start playing
突然发生了一件大事
when a dramatic thing happened!
一个巨大的松果掉到了他身旁
A huge pine cone fell right next to him.
爷爷吓了一大跳
Grandpa was very startled,
露营专属雪顶冰激凌都吓掉了
and he dropped his camping float,
太惨了
which was devastating
那杯的冰激凌和苏打水比例可是恰到好处
since it had the perfect ice cream-to-soda ratio.
冰激凌与苏打水的比例简直完美
That camping float had the perfect ice cream-to-soda ratio.
老鲍勃去捡他的杯子结果发现了...
Big Bob went over to pick up his cup and discovered...
一副亮闪闪的双筒望远镜
a pair of glittery binoculars.
他拿起望远镜看了看
And when he looked through them,
一切都是黑白色的
everything was in black and white.
这副亮闪闪的双筒望远镜挺奇怪
These are some strange glittery binoculars.
那又怎样呢
But what are you gonna do?
爷爷环顾四周草地树木
Grandpa looked around at all the black-and-white trees
黑白的一切
and grass and stuff,
但有棵根本就不是树
but one tree wasn't a tree at all.
而是头外星怪兽
It was an alien monster!
什么鬼
What the...?
有外星人吗
So, there's aliens?
-对有外星人 -是的爸
- Yeah, there's aliens. - Yeah, Dad,
你就不曾仰望天空浮想联翩吗
don't you ever look up at the sky and wonder?
当然有外星人鲍勃拜托
Of course there's aliens, Bob. Come on!
我只是...
It's just, I...
真不敢相信我爸居然从没说起过他们
can't believe my dad never mentioned them.
总之爷爷只有用那个
Anyway, grandpa can only see the alien
亮闪闪的双筒望远镜才能看到外星人
when he's looking through the sparkly binoculars.
我发现一个能看到我的人
I got one that can see.
是的我确定我正看着他
Yes, I'm sure. I'm looking right at him.
他正以一副"我能看到你"的表情盯着我
And he's looking at me like, "I can see you."
然后那个外星人突然不见了
Then the alien disappears!
你能想象吗
Can you even imagine?
天啊
Oh, my goodness.
我一点都不喜欢这个
I don't like this one bit.
一点都不
Not one bit.
快
Quick!
跟我来我们时间不多
Follow me. We don't have much time.
等等
Hold on.
老鲍勃用双筒望远镜看了看这位露营者
Big Bob looks at the camper through the binoculars
确保她不是外星人
to make sure she's not an alien, too.
-好吧你看起来像人类 -谢谢
- Okay, you pretty much seem like a human. - Thank you.
是我设计了能看到外星人的亮闪闪望远镜
I designed these glittery alien-seeing binoculars.
我是个聪明绝顶热爱自然的科学家
I'm a really smart, nature-loving scientist.
我们有一个露营小组
I'm part of a small group of campers
大家都察觉到了外星人的存在
who picked up their alien signals.
一直在研究他们
We've been studying them,
试图搞清他们的弱点
trying to learn their weaknesses.
我第一次进森林时听到的奇怪录音
Did you make that weird recording I heard
是你们放的吗
when I first walked into the forest?
是的是太隐晦了吗
Yeah. Was it too cryptic?
就好像没什么作用
Like in a not helpful way?
-有点 -该死抱歉
- Kind of. - Crap. Sorry.
他们发现我们了
They're onto us!
爷爷和他的新露营伙伴转过身
Grandpa and his new camper buddy turned around
看到一群装成树的外星人向他们跑来
and saw a bunch of secret tree aliens coming towards them.
我们应该向另一边跑
We should probably run in the opposite direction
-这样就不会死了 -我希望自己不会死
- so we don't die. - I'd love to not die.
他们开始逃命
They ran for their lives,
装成树的外星人紧随其后
with the tree aliens close behind them.
这是什么树木世界大战
What is this, World War Tree?
爷爷被外星人树追着
Okay, so Grandpa's being chased by alien trees,
我非常确定这就是他关于树的故事
and I'm 95% sure this is what happened in his tree story.
现在进入芝士休息时间
And now a little cheese break.
吉恩你的故事很像电影《极度空间》
Gene, your story sounds a lot like the movie They Live.
你最近看了那部电影吗
Have you seen that recently?
你是说你在看这部电影时
You mean, when you were watching it
你让我去睡觉
and you told me to go to bed
但我可能从房♥间溜出来
but I might have come out of my room
在走廊看完了剩下的部分
and watched the rest of it from the hallway?
某人是个狂野偷♥窥♥狂啊
Someone's a Rowdy Roddy Peeper.
回到故事里
Getting back to the story,
外星人离爷爷和科学家越来越近
the aliens were gaining on Grandpa and the scientist.
幸运的是这些外星人♥大♥多笨手笨脚
Luckily, the aliens were also major klutzes,
不停地摔倒因为当你是棵树的时候
falling all over the place, 'cause it's hard to run
-跑起来很难 -是护林站
- when you're a tree. - The ranger station!
-快点快点 -请站在指定的路上
- Go, go, go! - Hi! Please stay on the designated trails.
让我们进去让我们进去
Let us in, let us in, let us in!
科学家和老鲍勃
The scientist and Big Bob threw themselves
一头冲进护林站锁上了门
into the ranger station and bolted the door.
发生什么了
What the heck is going on?
听着护林员我们有麻烦了
Look, Ranger Person, we're in trouble.
全世界都有麻烦了
The whole world's in trouble.
他们就在我们周围但我们从来不知道
They're all around us and we never knew!
你是说那些追你们的树吗
Oh, you mean those trees that were chasing you?
用这个看他们
Look at them through these.
上帝魔草小饺子
Holy moly, ravioli.
我也这么想的
My thoughts exactly.
但我更倾向于 "上帝魔草大火山"
But I was more like, "Holy moly, hot stromboli."
那些是什么他们想干什么
What are those things? What do they want?
让我们不要野营这样他们可以
To keep us from camping so they can suck up
不受打扰地吸收森林的所有资源
all the resources of the forest for their own planet
供给自己的星球
without human intervention.
-真烦人 -我们该怎么阻止他们
- That's so annoying. - Well, how do we stop them?
他们通过某种信♥号♥♥来控制我们的所见
They're controlling what we see using some kind of signal.
我们要找到
We have to find the source
传输信♥号♥♥的源头然后毁掉它
that's transmitting their signal and destroy it.
你知道他们的信♥号♥♥从哪里传出来的吗
Do you know where their signal is coming from?
我们还没完全弄清楚
We haven't fully figured it out yet,
但我们接近了
but we're getting close.
是的太接近了
Yeah. Too close.
什么你为他们效力吗
What? You're working for them?
那只是一根枝条
Also, that's just a stick.
-不是把枪 -很确定是根枝条
- No, it's a gun. - Pretty sure it's a stick.
别干涉你赢不了
Don't interfere. You can't win.
但你为什么要与他们为伍
But why are you siding with them?
他们想摧毁这个星球
They want to destroy the planet.
因为他们向我承诺了他们那里森林的