开心汉堡店

Bob's Burgers S12E14

Part 4 March 30, 2022, 11:23 a.m.

I guess I could go for a snack.
我从来没想过可以一口咬到妙投软糖
I never even thought about eating Fudge Flings
和板球肉桂两种糖果
and Cinnamony Crickets in the same bite.
但既然这里两种都有我就来试试吧
But since they're both here, I might as well go for it.
好可爱你像那什么里的那个男孩
So cute. You look like that boy in that one thing.
还像那什么里的另一个男孩
And like that other boy in that other thing.
这个紧身牛仔裤也太紧了
These skinny jeans are too skinny.
这不是紧身牛仔裤吉恩
Those aren't skinny jeans, Gene.
这是修身铅笔裤
They're slimmy jimmy jeans.
你化了浓妆啊
That's a lot of makeup.
现在看着浓镜头里看就正好
Only in real life. It'll look normal on the screen.
-对吧爸爸 -当然了宝贝
- Right, Daddy? - I promise, honey.
我有经验我写过广♥告♥曲
I've done this before. I mean, I've written jingles
我谱曲的那条广♥告♥里的演员就化了妆
that were used in commercials where actors wear makeup,
-和现在情况一样 -看吧
- so... same thing. - See?
我要去吃一个妙投软糖保持精力充沛
Well, I'm gonna grab a Fudge Fling to keep my energy up.
我们俩在拍摄结束之前都不能吃糖吉恩
No candy for us until we're finished, Gene.
糖会伤到我们的嗓子
The sugar is bad for our voices.
但我们是要对口型啊
But we're lip-synching.
还是会影响到我们的表演
It can still affect our performance!
好了第一组镜头中
Okay, in this first shot,
考特尼你热切地看向吉恩
Courtney, you look longingly at Gene,
然后吉恩你靠在储物柜上
and, Gene, you lean against the lockers
看起来迷人且高不可攀
looking gorgeous and unattainable
还要有那种"我很酷"的感觉
and also like, "I'm cool."
这样吗
like this?
-再酷点 -这样吗
- Cooler. - Like... this?
-再酷点 -这样
- Cooler. - This?
悠着点方奇
Pull it back, Fonzie.
情景喜剧《欢乐时光》中非常受欢迎的男性角色
开玩笑的这样很完美
Just kidding. That's perfect.
开拍吧
Let's roll!
你在这啊
Hey! There you are!
这里一切都好吗
Everything go okay in there?
是啊从目前的情况来看还好
Yeah. I mean, as far as things go, it was fine.
你能让一下吗
Can I, get by you?
我挡住你了吗
Oh, am I in your way?
是的你就站在门的前面
Yes. You are standing in front of the door.
可不是吗
Oh. So I am.
但你不是要去烹饪之类的吗
But, hey, don't you need to go cook or something?
我们的店叫开心汉堡店不叫开心穿门过对吧
It's Bob's Burgers, not Bob Walks Through Doors, right?
琳达你为什么不想让我去外面
Linda, why don't you want me to go out there?
来吧来亲热一下吻我
come on, let's make out. Kiss me.
-舔我就像你喜欢一样 -别闹了
- Lick it like you like it. - Stop it.
Prince演唱的《Love machine》中的歌♥词
-舔我就像你喜欢一样 -不要走开
- Lick it like you like it. - No. Get off.
泰迪
Teddy!
这个是我的
This is, mine!
是我从二手商店买♥♥的
The one that I got at the thrift store, rem--
我是在修理保证它用起来没问题
I'm just fixing it up, making sure that everything's good.
没错没问题
Yep. All good.
那上面写着"比利·班丹纳"
It says "Billy Bandana" On it.
我弄混了吗好尴尬啊
Oh! Did I get them mixed up? How embarrassing.
拜托鲍勃他马上就撬开了
Come on, Bob. He's almost got it open.
你上厕所怎么这么快
And why were you so fast in the bathroom?
你平常都上很久
You usually take so long.
-有时候我速度也挺快的 -是吗
- Sometimes I'm fast. - Oh, really?
干嘛总是针对我泰迪别弄了
Why is this about me? Teddy, stop!
你别越搞越糟了
You're gonna mess it up.
我...可能已经搞砸了
I... might have messed it up.
-什什么 -你前面突然出现
- Wh-What? - Well, you startled me
吓到我了然后我可能把铰链搞坏了
when you barged in, and I may have damaged the hinge
-不止一点点 -泰迪不
- a little bit a lot. - Teddy, no.
都怪琳达放个风都不行
It's Linda's fault for being a terrible lookout.
别怪我怪拉屎太快鲍鲍去
Don't blame me. Blame Bobby Quick-Poops.
怪你拉屎太快鲍鲍
Damn it, Bobby Quick-Poops!
天啊太酷了
Oh, my God. That is so cool.
是啊看上去好像在拍音乐视频
Yeah. It's so music video-y.
好像是其他视频里的科学怪人啊
It's like a Frankenstein of every other video.
但是比科学怪人无趣得多
But less interesting than Frankenstein.
我受不了了
I can't take this anymore.
一切都很顺利是吧爸爸
This is going great. What do you think, Dad?
我觉得这则视频需要认真对待
I think this video has to sneeze.
因为它会火的
Because it's gonna go viral!
好的好了大家准备最后一个镜头
Yes! Okay! Everyone, let's set up for the last shot!
吉恩和我跳舔手指舞然后合唱
Gene and I do the flavor fingers and harmonize
其他人在我们后面跳
while everyone flavor fingers behind us!
-开始吧 -好的
- Let's do this! - All right!
我充满了精力加油加油加油
I am pumped! Yes! Yes! Yes!
准备好了吗吉恩感受到了吗朋友
Ready for this, Gene? You feeling it, buddy?
抱歉力道大了
Sorry. So much sugar.
速战速决
Let's just do it fast.
就要这个精神老哥
That's the spirit, buddy!
我没法把这颗螺丝安到铰链上鲍鲍
I'm having trouble getting this one hinge back on, Bobby.
多用点力泰迪
Well, try harder, Teddy.
我肯定是弄弯了一枚螺丝
I must have stripped a screw.
你真的不该像那样吓人明白吗
You really shouldn't scare people like that, you know?
我们餐厅要出名了
We are definitely gonna be known
盗取客人财务的餐厅
as the restaurant that rifles through your belongings.
或是"发现人手"的餐厅
Or the restaurant where they found all those hands.
别慌鲍勃
Don't panic, Bob.
我得再稍微用点力就行
I just got to give this a little push.
-很好 -不
- Great. - Oh, no!
铰链掉了不如直接看看里面的东西吧
Well, we might as well take a peek since the hinge fell off.
这不是掉下来的泰迪把它翘掉的
It didn't fall off. Teddy pried it off!
-住手琳 -我马上就看到了
- Stop it, Lin! - I can almost see.
里面是什么装什么了
What's in it? What's inside?
别扒拉了你会把锁
Stop pulling it apart. You'll pop the lock
-搞坏... -鲍勃安静
- Off the front... - Bob, shh!
我们已经没有回头路了
We're in too deep!
什么鬼...
What the...
核桃?
Walnuts?
-核桃吗 -我看看
- Walnuts? - Let me see.
里面肯定还有别的东西
There's got to be something else in there.
没了就还剩一颗核桃
Nope. Just one more walnut.
所以里面不是放射性的钚
So it isn't a plutonium thing
或爱收集人手的杀人犯
or a hand killer thing.
不过就是一个很喜欢吃坚果的人而已
Just a man who really enjoys his nuts.
你说得对鲍勃
Well, you were right, Bob.
不存在任何危险黑暗的事情
Nothing dark or mysterious here.
你在开玩笑吗这很可怕啊
Are you kidding? This is terrifying.
谁会手拎一个上锁的行李箱
Who would carry a locked briefcase
里面什么都没装只装了核桃呢
with nothing in it but walnuts?
可能他是个卖♥♥核桃的里面是他推销的样品
Maybe he's a walnut salesman and these are his samples?
你想过这点吗
You ever think of that?
这个人绝对是个连环杀手
This guy is definitely a serial killer.
这不大可能鲍勃
seems a little far-fetched, Bob.
就只有核桃而已
It's just walnuts.
泰迪快你能修好行李箱吗
Teddy, quick, can you fix this?
我我记得卡车里还有些螺丝
I-I think I've got some screws in my truck.
我去看一下
I'll go look.
琳达别吃核桃
Linda, don't eat them.
干嘛
What?
开始
And... action.
*他知道这是调情吗*
* Does he know that it's flirtation *
*看到我的这些动作*
* When I do my combination? *
*左边16 右边19*
* 16 left, 19 right *
*让我的心停止悸动*
* Gives my heart safe palpitations *
*这同你相信的所有事情背道而驰*
* This goes against everything you believe in *
*你将永远活在这支视频里*
* You'll be in this video forever *
*这会非常非常糟糕*
* And it's really, really bad *
*这就是你在所有人心中的印象*