坏老师（2014）

Bad Teacher S01E02

Part 3 April 21, 2021, 10:25 a.m.

It was cool.
挺神奇的
It was like, as soon as I said my date wasn't gonna show up,
我刚说网友目测不会出现了
he asked me to have lunch with him.
他就邀我一起吃午饭
Maybe he's into you. Kim!
他可能看上你了哦金姆
Well, how did he leave things at the end of lunch?
午饭结果怎么样
Well, he put the leftover food in his baseball cap
他把剩饭剩菜放在棒球帽里
and then he said, "Let's hang out again."
然后说 "下次再一起玩耍吧"
He is definitely into you.
他绝对看上你了
Friends never want to hang out again.
朋友间绝对不想再次玩耍的
Right?
对吧
Well, Joel's just lucky that my real date didn't show up.
只是碰巧我的网友没来罢了
Was he lucky? Or did he ask you out
是碰巧还是他故意装作别人
pretending to be somebody else?
来邀你约会
Maybe he You've Got Mailed you.
也许他想来段网上情缘
He You've Got Mailed me?
他想来段网上情缘
He You've Got Mailed you.
他想来段网上情缘
I got You've Got Mailed?
我要来段网上情缘了
You got You've Got Mailed!
你要来段网上情缘了
You've got to be kidding me.
这是在逗我呢
Whose locker is this?
这是谁的储物柜
I'm getting Chinese food juice all over my pants.
中餐酱汁都洒我裤子上了
Uh, I have a Tide Stick in my moped.
我的电瓶车里有去污贴
I'm fine, Kim.
我没事金姆
Do I need just a little bit of encouragement?
我是不是需要一点鼓励
Abso-tootly. This job is thankless.
这还用问这工作真是费力不讨好
But I own it.
可这是我自己的工作
Unlike my apartment, which is Ron's.
不像我的公♥寓♥ 那是罗恩的
For the love of God, I have a master's degree!
扑街啊老子好歹有张硕士文凭呢
Thank you so much.
太感谢你了
Good luck with the test on Friday.
周五考试加油哦
Oh, hold up, little guy.
小朋友等下
Here you go.
拿去吧
It's a buyer's market.
现在是买♥♥方市场
The APR has never been lower.
房♥价空前之低
A carpenter has his hammer. I have magnets with my face on them.
木匠的神器是锤子我的神器是帅脸
So... So I-I got your message
话说我收到你的留言了
and I'm thrilled that you called.
心里还有点小激动呢
But I'm hoping everything's okay.
不过没出什么事吧
Well, that depends.
看情况了
It's about my number one student, Bronwen.
是有关我得意门生布朗温的
Can I get you anything? A glass of wine? Scotch?
想喝点什么吗红酒苏格兰威士忌
You keep alcohol here in the classroom?
你在教室里还放酒
Of course not.
当然没有
Mike, I asked you here today because
麦克我今天叫你来是因为
I'm very concerned about Bronwen.
我非常担心布朗温
As you know, I-I care very much for her,
你知道我多在乎她
and I'm worried
我担心
that she has some... pretty serious issues
她十分介意
with you...
你去
finding love.
寻找真爱
I am so sorry.
不好意思
I really want to enjoy this, but...
我挺想享受这一刻的但是
your heel is digging into my thigh.
你的鞋跟扎进我大腿了
Oh, sorry. Might have broken some skin.
不好意思貌似都破皮了
Look, I understand where she's coming from.
我知道她为什么会这样
If I were her, I would want to keep you all to myself, too.
如果是我我也想独自霸占你
I would just want to...
我心里只会想着
pull you in, hold you tight,
将你狠狠拥入怀中
trim your sideburns and...
整理你的鬓角
never let you go.
锁住你的心
But it's not healthy.
但这种心态不健康
She's the kid.
她是孩子
You're the dad.
你是爸爸
Maybe you're right.
你说得没错
You know, I should... trim my sideburns.
我是该修下我的鬓角
But then I'd have to change
不过这样就得把大街小巷的
the-the benches and the magnets,
所有小广♥告♥和我的名片都换了
and that would be a big hassle.
可得费老劲儿了
Oh, hey, sweetheart!
甜心
What are you doing here, Meredith?
梅瑞迪丝你在这里干什么
Oh, I'm just hanging with your dad.
我在和你♥爸♥爸聊天
Honey, Meredith really put things in perspective.
宝贝梅瑞迪丝帮我分♥析♥了一下
I think we both need to be more open with how Daddy dates.
是时候放宽爸比约会的规定了
Mmm, that's such a good point.
这主意真不错
Well, you made it. Oh, I did.
是你想出来的啊是啊
This is gonna be so good for us.
这对我们两人来说都是件好事
Because then I can teach you after school, too.
这样一来放了学我也可以教你了
Like I never finished that lesson about the Indians.
比如印第安人的故事我在课上就没讲完
When the Indians told the Americans they couldn't
印第安人告诉美国人他们不能分享土地时
have any of their land, the Americans took the land anyway.
美国人还是把土地抢走了
So get in here, you!
所以快进来吧你
Come on! Hurry! We want to take you for ice cream.
快点吧我们想带你去吃冰淇淋
See? Kind of pays off not having boobs.
怎么样没胸不挤真划算
One big, happy family.
共建和谐家庭
I figured out what you did.
我知道你的把戏了
You are TvWatcher359.
你就是"看电视的人359"
No... Shh. It's okay.
不... 没关系
You You've Got Mailed me, and I think it's cute.
你想和我来段网上情缘我觉得挺可爱
I-I wish I could take credit...
我也想承认...
That makes me feel so much better.
这治愈了我孤独的心
You know, I haven't been in a relationship since I got dumped
自从在"地球风与火"演唱会上被人甩了
at an Earth, Wind & Fire reunion concert.
我就再没有谈过恋爱了
Actually, it was just Fire 'cause
其实当时演唱会就剩"火"了
Earth and Wind got in a fender bender on the way to the fair.
"地球"和"风"在来的路上出了点小车祸
But I am so happy that it was you
总之很高兴你约了我
and that I didn't get stood up again.
让我没被再次放鸽子
Guilty. Yeah, that was me.
你猜对了就是我
Yeah, all the way. 100%.
自始至终从头到尾
Looking for sex online, you know?
就是想网上约个炮
I get it. I know I'm your type:
我明白你就好我这口
smart, skinny, the slightest hint of spinal curvature.
聪明骨感脊柱略微侧弯
Men love curves.
男人就爱这种曲线
And don't get me wrong. I mean,
不过别误解我的意思
we would be fierce lovers.
我们可以天雷勾动地火
But...
但是
we've been friends a long time, Joel,
乔尔我们当了太长时间的朋友
and I think it would be a mistake to ruin it.
不应该为炮舍友
Plus, I have a very strict
另外我自己有条规矩
don't-poop-where-you-eat policy.
"貂子"不吃窝边草
I learned that from my ferrets.
从我养的雪貂那里学来的
This is tough, but...
心碎一地但是
I understand.
可以理解
Okay.
那就好
How'd you come up with the name TvWatcher359 anyway?
你为什么要起"看电视的人359"这个名字
Great question. Um, I...
好问题我
'Cause I have a TV and I watch it, you know?
我有台电视我会看它
And then, um, my... I was born on March...
然后我出生于3月
59th.
59号♥
I know it's weird that your teacher is dating your dad.
我知道你老师和你♥爸♥爸约会有些怪怪的
But you're more mature than a lot of adults I know.
但你比我认识的许多成年人都明事理
So... we're gonna get through this,
我们会解决这件事的
and we're gonna be even better friends in the end.
最终我们会成为更好的朋友
Also, you're so pretty and skinny.
再说你漂亮又骨感
Are we okay? Yeah.
没事了吧嗯
When all is said and done,
话说回来
if anybody's gonna date my dad, I guess I'm glad it's you.
我爸要跟人约会的话我很高兴那个人是你
Thank you.
谢谢
Me, too.
我也这么觉得
Learn from me, Lily.
跟姐学着莉莉
It is going so well. We're going away for the weekend,
一切顺利我们周末要去度假