坏老师（2014）

Bad Teacher S01E10

Part 4 April 21, 2021, 10:27 a.m.

Our first item up for auction tonight
今晚第一件拍品
is one of my favorites.
是我的最爱之一
It is an afternoon in Kim's vegetable garden!
就是在金姆的蔬菜园子待一下午
It's organic.
是有机的
I fertilize it myself.
我亲自施肥的哟
Oh, you are so giving the money back.
你还是快还钱吧
And our next item is a lesson on earthquake preparedness.
下一件拍品是一节地震应急常识课
Wow. This fund-raiser needs a charity event.
我滴个乖乖谁发发慈悲废了这慈善拍卖♥♥吧
Also we still have the afternoon in Kim's vegetable garden.
金姆的蔬菜花♥园♥依然可拍哟
The cabbages are just crowning.
卷心菜都盛开了
Can I talk to you? What is going on here?
能跟你谈谈吗这是怎么回事
I thought the people would bid just because
我以为只要是学校的义卖♥♥
it was a school fund-raiser. What do I do?
就有人肯扔钱我该怎么办
Let's just take this up a notch.
咱要提高档次
What's up, Quakers?
兄弟姊妹们好啊
All right, let's get this thing going.
好了我们继续吧
So, item number two is a lesson on earthquake preparedness
二号♥拍品是一节地震应急常识课
followed by a two-hour massage from Ginny!
外加金妮按♥摩♥两小时
Two dollars!
两美元
I am not gonna massage anybody.
我可不想随便给人按♥摩♥
Okay, just ask for donations and tell them the truth.
好啊告诉他们事实请他们捐钱吧
Two and a quarter!
两点二五美元
Fine. I will be giving a massage.
好我会按♥摩♥的
In a sports bra.
穿着运动文胸哦
Three bucks. $3.11.
三块三块十一分
That's a little steep for me.
有点贵承受不来
Again, now...
再来
Hey!
好啊
Hey, great time at Juanita's last night.
昨晚在胡安妮塔玩得真爽
What time we heading over there tonight?
今晚几点去
Fellas, I'm out. What?
哥几个我不去了什么
Joel says using sad stories to attract women is unhealthy.
乔尔说用悲剧勾搭妹子不健康
He's probably right.
他说的没错
Way to kill the golden goose,
送妞童子就这么没了
douche bucket. Yeah, Joel,
你个蠢货是啊乔尔
if he's not coming out, you're not coming out.
他要是不来你也别来了
We're coming out.
哥几个自己去
We're... Guys... Geez.
哥... 走吧天哪
Well, hey, at least I don't have
开心点至少我不用
to give Donnie a ride back to the YMCA, right?
送唐尼会基♥督♥教青年会了
Back to having no plans tonight.
今晚依旧无约
So...
那么
Of Thrones? Heck, yeah!
《权力的游戏》吗好哒
I was thinking more the basketball game,
我想的是篮球赛
but Game of Thrones is cool, too, man.
不过权力的游戏也不错
You wouldn't happen to cook ham, do you?
你不会做火腿吧
I do not. Ah, bummer.
不会真糟糕
Could you learn?
可以学吗
I'm down to my last item. Okay, great.
就剩最后一件了太棒了
How are we doing? Are we close?
怎么样缺得多吗
Um, better than close. We are way over! We did it!
一点不缺已经超了成功了耶
We did? Seriously?
真的吗
Yes! We made over $400.
真的已经超过四百了
Kim, we're still down two grand.
金姆还缺两千呢
Wait... You needed $2,400?
等等你需要两千四吗
You lost $2,400?
你丢了两千四吗
Yes. Girl, I would not want to be you.
是啊妹子你真是个杯具
I'm just kidding.
开玩笑的
I would always want to be you. Ugh!
你一点也不杯具
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
好了女士们先生们
we are down to our last item of the night.
只剩最后一件拍品了
This is your chance to prove who is the richest
看看谁是这里最土豪
and best person in this room.
最优秀的人吧
Let's do it!
开始吧
This is truly an amazing item.
这件拍品棒极了
It is lifetime access
是尼克森中学计算机室的
to the Nixon computer lab,
终身通行证
where you can send and receive e-mails
你可以在这和世界上
to and from any computer in the world!
任何一台计算机进行邮件往来
That is your grand finale?
你就用这个收尾吗
I can do that from my phone!
老娘用手♥机♥都能做
Any bidders?
有竞拍的吗
Any... Anyone?
有人吗
So embarrassing.
真是尴尬
It sucks to be her.
她真是个杯具
Anybody?
有人吗
This is, uh... This is tough to watch, isn't it?
真是真是不忍♥直视啊
Okay, wait! I have... I have one more item for you to bid on.
等等还有一样拍品
It is a 2006 Kia Spectra, red, fully loaded.
06款起亚赛拉图设施齐全
Cloth interior throughout, AM and FM radio.
内外布饰调频调幅收音都有
And it is at the "Buy It Now" price of $2,000.
只在这里一口价两千哟
Oh, my God. Her car?
我的天卖♥♥♥车♥吗
Anyone?
有人吗
I'm sure it's worth at least five grand.
价值肯定超过五千的
Damn it.
妈蛋
I'll even throw in all the CDs.
买♥♥车附送CD哟
All of Rick Springfield's studio albums,
里克·斯普林菲尔德的全套专辑
plus bootlegs of his live concerts.
还有演唱会偷录哟
Brie, I need my money back for the ski trip.
布莉把"雪上飞"的钱还我
Truth is, I'm not rich anymore.
我已经没钱了
And I don't have a sugar daddy...yet.
而且也没傍到大款暂时没有
Oh. Okay, Mere, here.
好吧梅梅给你
I can get paid back by the travel agency.
旅行社会退我钱的
Great.
好的
Aw, poor, dirt-poor Meredith.
好可怜一穷二白的梅瑞迪丝
Yeah, well, we'll see how you'll do, Poppy,
好样的波比看你最后什么样
when your husband finally leaves you for the girl
你老公早晚要甩了你
that works at the golf course snack shop.
勾搭上高尔夫课零食店的妹子
Yeah, we all know what's been going on there.
大家都知道他俩干过什么
Windows just need a few cranks,
窗户需要小修一下
and then you can roll them up and down. Any bidders?
然后就能正常使用了有人吗
What are you doing?
你干什么
The right thing.
干正确的事
Ladies and gentlemen,
女士们先生们
I hold in my hand $2,000...
我手里的两千块...
which I found...
是我在...
in the goodness of my heart.
心中最善良的角落里找到的
And I'm going to use it to buy Ginny's car for these kids!
我要用这个买♥♥金妮的车帮孩子们去旅行
To America's youth!
为了美国的青少年
Bravo, Meredith.
好样的梅瑞迪丝
Let me be an inspiration to all of you.
希望我能引导大家行善
Thank you.
谢谢你
You're welcome. Thank you!
不用谢要谢你们
You're welcome.
不用谢
Not what I was expecting,
虽然我预想的不是这样
but I guess you did sort of give the money back.
但你至少把钱还回去了
See? Being here is fixing your moral compass.
看到没学校能帮你找回失散多年的良心
Wow, your investment must have paid off.
你的投资没少赚钱吧
Too late for me to get in?
现在加入还来得及吗
Let's talk Monday.
周一谈
Yep, totally fixing it.
你还真是有良心啊
I have to thank you, Meredith.
我得谢谢你梅瑞迪丝
You really came through tonight.
你今晚真是救了急
You're a much better person than I thought you were.
你比我想象的高尚多了
Ugh! I wish people would stop saying that.
真是的能不能别这么说了
Keys?
钥匙呢
Oh, don't worry, the bus stop is just, like, three blocks that way.
别担心公交车站也就在三个街区外
No, wait. This isn't right.
等等这样不好
You should keep the CVS Club Card.
药店会员卡你自己留着吧