坏老师（2014）

Bad Teacher S01E08

Part 3 April 21, 2021, 10:26 a.m.

Joel, this is serious-- like, "No Return Policy" Serious.
乔尔这很严肃跟概不退换一样
No one has ever broken off a date with me,
没人取消过跟我的约会
for obvious reasons. And it's like,
原因很简单而且
if I can't get some average-looking chef
如果我不能让这种长相一般
with under ten restaurants, to like me,
手下十家餐厅以下的厨子喜欢我
then what does my future hold?
那我未来还能钓到谁
A gym coach? Yes, exactly.
体育老师对啊多可悲
There you are. How much can I buy for 20?
终于来了二十块能买♥♥啥
Whoa, Bronwen, you sure you want to spend all that on...
布朗温你确定要把这么多钱花到
You know what I'm not here to buy? A lecture.
我可不是来买♥♥说教的
All right, I'll take a dozen Tootsie Rolls,
来上十几根辣条
a handful of Skittles,
一把华华丹
heavy on the greens.
要绿盒子的
And... a bag of nacho chips.
然后一包小浣熊
Yeah, make it two.
要两包吧
One for my girl. Sure.
给妹子来一包好的
Okay, that'll be 12 bucks.
一共十二块
Okay, here you go. Thank you.
给你谢谢
You know, you're really making a killing here, Kotsky,
考茨基你在这儿可算是赚大发了
selling junk to these kids.
给孩子们卖♥♥这些垃圾
Whoa, whoa, whoa! This money is for baseball camp
这钱是给棒球训练营的
where kids run around and move.
在那儿孩子们能跑啊跳啊
Occasionally. To and from the dugout.
偶尔吧从休息点进进出出
The point is, I'm making kids healthy.
问题是我让孩子们健康
If that's what you need to tell yourself to sleep at night.
如果这么想能让你晚上睡得更安稳的话
Hey, Coach, I'm next, right?
教练我是下一个对吧
Hey! No cut-sies, huh?
别插队
Oh, crap!
糟了
I am sweating like a bag of breakfast.
我成汗血宝马了
Come on, I'm gonna get you to the middle
快点我要让你在五十码赛跑
of that 50-yard dash pack.
排到中段名次
This fitness stuff is harder than I thought.
健身这事比我想象得难多了
I tried to run on the treadmill last night,
我昨晚试着用跑步机
but-but-but Ron made pot-pies.
可罗恩做了烤派
I mean, what am I supposed to do?
难道怪我咯
You take a long sniff of it and you let that be enough.
你就好好地闻下味儿就够了
Oh, I guess I could do that, but I think I'm gonna quit.
应该可以吧不过我还是放弃吧
I don't understand what you just said,
我不明白你说什么
'cause I don't know what that last word is.
因为我不知道最后一个词什么意思
Quit. It means to cease, to stop doing.
放弃意思是停止做某事
It's a common word that--
这个词汇常用于
I know what the word means, but quitters never prosper.
意思懂可"今若放弃永不超生"
No. Cheaters never prosper.
不是"今若作弊永不超生"
Oh, I could cheat!
我可以作弊
No cheating, no quitting!
不能作弊不能放弃
Listen, Ginny, I really appreciate you helping me out,
金妮很感激你帮我
but maybe I just need to accept my fate and balloon up.
但也许我该接受命运就这么胖起来
It would be fun for a while, and I'd get disability.
刚开始会很享受的然后就残疾了
I know this fitness stuff is hard.
我知道健身很难
I ate a pot-pie once, in 1987.
我吃过一次烤派是在1987年
But you have to get your life under control.
你得控制住自己的生活
I want you to feel as good as I feel,
我想让你感觉和我一样好
and that way to do that
实现的方法
is to stay on course. So let's go!
就是坚持治疗走吧
Want a hand with that? Oh, no, thank you.
要帮忙吗不了谢谢
But I think you should take another look
我觉着你该检查下
at your "Always" Table.
"经常吃"的桌子
In my opinion, you have a lot of questionable fruits here.
我觉得你在放错了好多水果
And plantains? Nice try.
还有大蕉想得美
How long have you had something against plantains?
你嫌弃大蕉你家里知道吗
No going off course!
不准放弃治疗
Son of a biscuit! What gives?!
妈了个煎鸡蛋你干啥
You are embarrassing me in front of the faculty.
你让我在教职工面前出丑
It's just one cookie.
不就是块饼干吗
One cookie leads to two cookies,
吃一块就想吃两块
which leads to three boxes in bed alone.
然后就会想一个人躺在床上吃三盒
It's not alone if you have the TV on.
有电视君的陪伴就不算一个人
Ginny, you don't get how hard this is for me.
金妮你不明白这对我来说有多难
I am naturally curvy.
我是自来翘
I do get it.
我明白
Before I got control of my life, I was a fat kid,
在我控制住自己生活之前我是个肥仔
and people were horrible.
大家对我糟透了
They all claimed that I ate Amy Balducci
他们都说我把艾米·巴尔杜奇吃掉了
even though everybody knew that she moved to Corpus Christi!
尽管大家都知道她搬去科波斯克里斯蒂
And so then, every time I would burp,
然后每次我打嗝
they would say it was her crying out for help.
他们都说是她在求救
Ow! My curves!
我的翘臀
肥仔尼克斯野餐会
尼克松中学
So, how was your date with Meredith?
你跟梅瑞迪丝的约会如何
Oh, we didn't go out.
我们没约
Oh... oh, you guys have so much in common--
可你们有那么多共同点
hair, arms, legs.
头发胳膊腿
Yeah, I just don't think she's my type.
我只是觉得她不是我的菜
I mean, she thought "Quinoa" was my limo driver.
她还以为"藜麦"是我的豪华轿车司机
It's really cool that you're composting.
你自己搞堆肥真是太酷了
Oh, yeah. At one time, I actually even named my worms,
是啊有一次我还给虫子们起了名
but they're just so hard to tell apart.
但它们太难区分了
And then the little nametags kept falling off.
之后名牌老是往下掉
What are we doing, guys?
你们干什么呢
Eating green beans? Fun!
吃绿豌豆有趣
Oh, we're just doing a little trash talking.
我们在说些垃圾话
Composting. You know, it's my favorite, so...
堆肥是我的最爱
I'm setting up a compost station tomorrow here, so...
明天我要在这设个堆肥点
I want to help.
我想来帮忙
Oh, God, I love composting.
天啊我超喜欢堆肥
Really?
真的
Of course. Oh.
当然
Okay, I feel like we got off on the wrong foot.
我觉得我给你的第一印象不太好
I just was so nervous around you,
我就是在你身边有点紧张
because I'm such a big fan.
因为我是你店里的粉丝
You're a big fan?
你是个店里的粉丝
Guilty as ion charged.
电离的粉丝
I'm a vegan, too.
我也是绝对素食主义者
You didn't mention that before.
你之前没说啊
Well, I am.
我是的
I have been since I was a kid.
我从小就是了
My parents took me to the zoo when I was little,
小时候我爸妈带我去动物园
and I saw these really adorable animals
我看到这么些可爱的动物
doing tricks just for my entertainment.
做些小把戏来逗我乐
And I just thought to myself, like,
然后我就这么想
how can I be eating these animals
这些动物这么有天赋这么好玩
when they're so talented and hilarious?
我怎么可以吃掉它们呢
I'm sorry I just can't take "No" for an answer.
很抱歉我不能接受你的拒绝
I mean, it's just not every day that
因为可不是天天都能
I meet a handsome man who has such a big heart and
遇到这么有爱心碳足迹这么少的
small carbon footprint.
帅哥
Hopefully, that's not an indication
希望这不意味着
of, um, anything else.
别的什么
I'm glad I was wrong about you, Meredith.
我之前看错你了梅瑞迪丝
Well, you can't judge a book by its perfect tush.
胸大并非没有脑臀翘未必心眼小
Chef, we need you in the cafeteria.
大厨你得来趟食堂
'Cause, clearly, I can't approve a smoothie station on my own.
因为显然我没有设立冰沙站的权利
I miss you.
会想你的
Oh, Joel?
乔尔
See?
看到了吧
I did it.
我做到了
Meredith Davis is back, and you didn't think I could.
梅瑞迪丝·戴维斯满血复活你还觉得我做不到
I thought you could. I just hoped you wouldn't.
我觉得你能做到只是希望你别去做
Why? You're the one who told me
为什么是你告诉我
to show him my insides, and I did,
展现内在美我展现了