坏老师（2014）

Bad Teacher S01E13

Part 4 April 21, 2021, 10:28 a.m.

Oh, my God! You are!
天哪尊的吗
Oh, thank God!
谢天谢地
It was impossible to replace you.
你真是无可替代
Replacement Meredith, you may go.
梅瑞迪丝替代品你走吧
I can't believe Meredith left.
梅瑞迪丝居然走了
Do you think I'll stay friends with her?
你觉得我还能跟她做朋友吗
Ms. Harris, the choir teacher, she said we'd still be friends
合唱团老师哈里斯女士说
when she became a dental hygienist,
她做了牙科保健师我们还是朋友
but... now I only see her every six months.
可是现在我半年才能见她一次
Why would she throw away her teaching career for some rich guy?
她为什么为了个有钱人放弃当老师
Aside from that being her unwavering plan from the beginning.
当然当老师一开始就是她的备胎方案
Ah. Hey, Carla. How's it going?
卡拉还好吗
Good. Except for the fact that
挺好除了戴维斯老师
all of Ms. Davis' students failed the exam.
所有的学生都没过测验这件事
It's like the woman has no teaching experience whatsoever.
她好像根本没有教学经验
How could you let Meredith quit?
你怎么能让梅瑞迪丝辞职呢
She was given a choice, but like Carla said,
我给她机会了但卡拉说了
the test results speak volumes.
测验结果最有分量
We all know Meredith struggled.
我们都知道梅瑞迪丝努力过
She did rent her fourth period class out as a cleaning service.
虽然她把最后一节课做成有偿清洁服务了
Best 600 bucks I ever spent.
那600块花得真值
Well, you drove Meredith back into Ray's dumb rich arms.
是你把梅瑞迪丝逼回雷的二♥逼♥怀抱里了
Look, Carla and I are really reconnecting,
卡拉和我在努力和好
and she told me to get out in front of this thing,
她要我快解决掉这件事
and she's right-- Carla's always right.
她说的对她总是对的
Carla's not right, and she's engaged.
卡拉说的不对而且她订婚了
What?!
什么
Really?
真的吗
Oh. Uh...
那个
new Carl proposed last week.
上周那个新的卡尔求婚了
She's moving on with another Carl?!
她跟那个卡尔有进展了吗
I thought he was a rebound Carl,
我以为他就是个备胎
and I thought we were giving off sparks.
真正擦出火花的是我俩
See? My gut is wrong.
看到没我的感觉是错的
No, it's not wrong about Meredith.
你对梅瑞迪丝的感觉没错
I know what the results said,
我知道结果是什么样
but why are you listening to Carla?
但你为什么要听卡拉的
You have been doing just fine without her.
没了她你也过得挺好
You know Meredith.
你了解梅瑞迪丝的
Well, yeah, I know her pretty well, too, I mean...
我也挺了解她的
This juice is $15!
这果汁要15块吗
I love pressed juices.
我喜欢冷榨果汁
Are they the same as regular juices?
跟普通果汁一样吗
So, were you guys doing anything
吃完午饭你们有安排吗
after lunch, or is this it?
还是各回各家
Well, we still have to stretch.
还有安排
And we're gonna compare our charities.
还得比一下都捐了多少钱
We don't want to end up with the same one. So embarrassing.
可别都一样那多尴尬
Are you marrying new Carl?
你要跟新的卡尔结婚了吗
Well, I wanted to tell you in person.
我想亲自告诉你的
I-I was finally ready,
本来准备好了
and then you wrote me that sonnet.
结果你给我写了首情诗
It's okay.
没事的
You reminded me that I'm my own man.
你提醒了我我可以自己做主的
Since you left, I've been trusting my instincts.
你离开之后我一直跟着感觉走
The only time I didn't trust myself is this week,
唯一一次没跟着感觉走我听了你的话
because you made me feel like I still needed you. I don't.
因为你让我以为我还需要你我不需要你
Meredith is not your typical teacher,
梅瑞迪丝不符合你的标准
but she's a good person and she tries hard.
但她人很好也很努力
You can't ask for much more than that.
有这些就够了
You can ask for more than that.
这点怎么够
Every one of her students failed.
她的学生都没过
Even the Indians, the Asians.
连印度裔亚裔的都没过
Those are the ones you count on.
还得指望他们出成绩呢
When I give my report...
我把报告...
I don't care! I believe in her!
我不管我相信她
Me, too. Carla, I'm breaking up with you.
我也相信卡拉我要跟你绝交
Everybody! The test results were wrong.
大伙测验结果错了
After Kim told me Meredith's class failed, I looked into it.
金姆告诉我梅瑞迪丝的学生没过我调查了一下
I wanted to confirm my suspicions before I said anything,
说话之前我想先确认一下
and with the help of my online test lovers group, I have.
我上网找测验粉丝团的人查出原因了
This... is the culprit.
罪魁祸首...就是它
Am I the only one who doesn't know why we're looking at a pencil?
只有我一个人好奇为什么是支铅笔吗
No, I don't get it.
不是我也没明白
I'm still not sure.
我也是
Okay, I didn't want to look dumb.
我怕露怯没敢问
Meredith?
梅瑞迪丝
Are you there?
你在吗
Meredith...
梅瑞迪丝
Oh, my God.
我的天
The class war has started.
阶级斗争开始了
Meredith, you don't belong here.
梅瑞迪丝你不属于这
You belong at Nixon.
你属于尼克松中学
I was wrong. Carla was wrong.
我错了卡拉也错了
What about the tests?
测验呢
You used number three pencils.
你用的3号♥铅笔
We've been tracking some rogue number threes
网上的测验粉丝团追踪到了一批
with my online testing group,
流到市场上的3号♥铅笔
and we knew they'd shown up at Kennedy,
肯尼迪中学已经出现过了
but we never thought they'd end up at Nixon.
没想到尼克松中学也有
Carla rescored your tests by hand.
卡拉亲自批了一遍
Well, how did my kids do?
孩子们怎么样
Totally average.
平均水平
So I'm, like, a totally average teacher?
那我是个平均水平的老师吗
Totally average.
是的
I'm totally average!
我是平均水平
We know.
我们知道
I got to get back to work.
我得回去工作了
Hey, can you put, uh,
服务员
five Crab Louie salads on Ray's tab
五份路易蟹沙拉记在雷账上
and wrap them up to go? You have to try them.
打包带走一定得尝尝
And you may never be at a country club again.
你们可能再也来不了乡间俱乐部了
I'm proud of you, Meredith.
我为你自豪梅瑞迪丝
Well, I'm proud of my kids.
我为学生们自豪
And I'm proud of you for standing up to Carla.
我也为你能直面卡拉自豪
It was beautiful.
感觉是挺棒
Are you okay with her getting remarried?
她再婚你能接受吗
I think so. I'm just glad everybody's moving on.
可以吧大家都放下了我很欣慰
And here's your Dark 'N' Stormy.
给你的黑风暴
Thank you.
谢谢
What?
什么
Uh, no! I can't.
不行不行
I haven't asked anyone out since the divorce.
离婚之后我还没约过别人
It's time for you to move on...
你该放下她...
top of someone else.
换"上"别人了
Okay.
好吧
I don't want this Dark 'N' Stormy...
我不想要黑风暴
I would like a Dark and Even-keeled.
我要黑色闷倒驴
So you want a splash of grapefruit?
你要加片葡萄柚吗
No. I'm-I'm flirting. I'm just really bad at it.
不是我在跟你调情我不太擅长
Hey, great job with the number three pencils.
3号♥铅笔的事办的真棒
Ginny's a regular Nancy Drew.
金妮变神探南希了呢
Nancy Drew is lesbian propaganda.
神探南希是宣传蕾丝边的
I am just a good, old-fashioned problem solver.
我只是个怀旧的解决问题的人
Hey. I'm glad you're here.
你能来真棒
Now, you want to get out of here?
你想出去吗
I can't. I'm sorry.
不行真抱歉
Is this about the cinder block-sleeping bag combo?
是因为睡袋罩在砖头上吗
'Cause I ordered a couch.
我订了个沙发
Well, a futon.
是个蒲团