坏老师（2014）

Bad Teacher S01E08

Part 4 April 21, 2021, 10:26 a.m.

and he likes it, so... I win.
他喜欢所以我赢了
Uh, no, Irene wins. You didn't show him your insides.
不艾琳赢了你没展现自己的内在
You showed him hers.
你展现了她的
She's the one he has the real connection with.
她才是真正和他般配的人
I mean, you're really so scared about one guy not liking you
你真的就这么怕一个人不喜欢你
that you're going to take this away from her?
非要把他从她身边抢走吗
Huh? She's your friend.
她可是你朋友
And this is a new low, even for you.
甚至对你下限都算掉到底了
I've been much lower, thank you very much!
我下限有过比这更低的好不好
Meredith?
梅瑞迪丝
Some of this stuff has hardened into bricks.
这里面有些东西快比砖硬了
Make sure you grab the dung mallets.
记得拿上粪锤
Hey, Ginny, want to try a smoothie?
金妮要来杯冰沙吗
Chef Asher's got me making them all day long,
亚瑟大厨让我全天制♥作♥
'cause four years of culinary school totally qualifies me
因为新东方的四年学历让我够格
to throw rotten fruit in a blender and press "On."
把腐烂的水果丢进榨汁机然后按启动键
Still, they're pretty good.
尽管如此味道不错
Smoothies are just desserts dressed up in snacks' clothing.
冰沙是披着零食外壳的甜点
Hey, listen, would you want to hang out later?
晚点想一起出去吗
Well, I need 10,000 steps, and I am only at 783, so...
我得走1♥0♥0♥0♥0♥步现在才783 所以
Ginny, a word, please?
金妮借一步说话
Why are you giving the handsome, bearded man a cold shoulder?
你为什么要冷落这位英俊帅胡男
What are you talking about?
你在说什么啊
Well, he's obviously interested in you.
很明显他对你感兴趣
Why aren't you chest deep
你为什么没在牛饮
in that beet root smoothie right now?
那杯甜菜根冰沙
I don't expect you to understand this,
我没期望你能理解
but I take my routines very seriously.
不过我很重视我的原则
I didn't get where I am now by breaking the rules.
我可不是靠违反规则走到今天这步的
Yeah, but living by the rules is fine,
生活中遵守规则是对的
but if you never break the rules, are you really living?
可如果你从来不违反规则你还算活着吗
My roommate Ron has a no-eating in-the-living-room rule.
我室友罗恩有个不准在客厅吃饭的规则
But after he goes to bed,
可当他睡了以后
I have been known to rip open a bag of those cheese balls
我就会扯开一包上好佳
and go to town until my mustache looks like a traffic cone.
埋头苦吃直到胡子上都沾满了渣渣
But I don't like going off course.
可我不喜欢改变计划
I'm not good at that.
我不擅长
But you're good at so many things.
可你擅长很多东西
Filing...
归档文件
What makes you think you won't be good at this, too?
你怎么觉得你不会擅长这个呢
Trust me.
相信我
He is kind of intriguing.
他是挺吸引人的
Go get that smoothie.
去拿那杯冰沙
Hey, girl.
闺蜜
Great news about you and the chef.
恭喜你和大厨
Seems like you guys really hit it off.
看来你俩真的擦出了火花
Maybe I can pig-sit sometime.
下次我给你们看猪吧
He's not into me.
他不喜欢我
Oh, he isn't? Irene,
真的吗艾琳
you have some great insides, but chefs
你的内在很美可大厨们
like outsides, too.
也喜欢外在美
I'm sorry, but I have got a plan.
不好意思我有个计划
All right, up we go. Come on.
好了起来
Take off your clothes.
把衣服脱了
Oh, okay... all right.
好吧
Wow, Irene. You look great.
艾琳好漂亮啊
Oh, thank you.
谢谢
I just put on a little makeup...
我就是化了点妆
that was only tested on humans. Don't worry.
是在人类身上试验的不要担心
All right, listen,
好吧听着
she likes you, you should like her,
她喜欢你你该喜欢她
and I hate all of this.
还有就是我恨透这一切
What?! Oh, yeah, everything you thought about me
什么你对我的第一印象
from the beginning was true. I'm shallow, I like bacon.
是对的我很肤浅我喜欢培根
The person you're into is Irene. You're single?
你喜欢的是艾琳你还单身
What about the stroller you bring to my restaurant?
那你去我餐厅的时候怎么还推着婴儿车
It's for her ferret.
里面是她的雪貂
There's probably room in there for Mr. Pigglesworth--
里面可能还有地方放猪圆涨先生
that way, you guys never have to worry about anyone
这样你们就再也不用担心任何
from the opposite sex ever being attracted
异性还会被你们中任何一人
to either one of you ever again.
吸引了
I'm sorry I didn't realize what a connection we had right away.
很抱歉我没意识到咱们俩这么合得来
You and your ferret... s...
你和你的雪貂们
are welcome at my restaurant any time.
随时欢迎到我的餐厅
In fact, I'd love to take you there tonight.
说实话我今晚就想带你去
Guys. You open?
开张了吗
As a matter of fact, I am.
开了
Granola bars? They got to you, too, huh?
格兰诺拉燕麦卷你也被逮了
Hey, I held out as long as I could.
我尽可能挺住了
Go ahead, guys. It's on me.
拿吧算我请的
Well, I was planning on starting my diet on Monday,
本来想周一再按规定饮食的
but I guess I'll start now.
还是现在开始吧
My girl will sure be happy. Um...
我妹子肯定会开心的
For the last time... I am not your girl.
再说一遍我不是你妹子
Chicks, right?
女人啊
Mmm! This is the best meal I've had all week.
这是我这周吃的最好的一餐
Wait. How did you end up with that pig?
等等这猪怎么在你这儿
Well, every hot girl needs a fat friend.
每个辣妹身旁都要有个肥仔
Plus, I'm, uh, pig-sitting
另外我在这儿看猪
while Irene is on the date with her chef.
艾琳和她的大厨在约会
I hope they're, uh, really loving each other's insides.
我希望他们真的深爱着对方的内在
Man, why are you so offended
你怎么就这么不喜欢
by someone liking what's on the inside?
一个人喜欢着另一个人的内在
Most people think that's a good thing, you know?
大多数人都觉得这很好
Well, I like to keep things surfacey.
我喜欢把一切保持在表面
You know? It's just easier for everyone.
对大家都好
Why? Because not everybody has such nice insides, Joel.
为什么因为不是每个人内在都美
Some people have darker pasts and insides
有些人有着黑暗的过去与内在
that nobody wants to hear about.
是没人想听的
No, but that's how you know if someone's right for you.
不这样你才知道别人到底喜不喜欢你
You know, if you share all that stuff,
如果你把那些都分享出来
and then they... stick around.
然后他们选择不离去
Nobody wants to know what's below my surface, Joel.
没人想知道我外表以外的东西乔尔
Nobody wants to hear about my mom and her 20 boyfriends
没人想听我成长过程中我妈和她的
and three husbands while I was growing up,
二十个男友和三任老公
or that she told me to meet a rich guy
或者她告诫我要在脸与胸过期前
before my face and my boobs went.
傍个大款
See?
看吧
Guys just want to see me bend over.
男人就想看我跪趴着
Nobody wants to hear the other stuff.
没人想听别的
I do.
我想
You would?
真的
I mean, I also want to see you bend over, so...
我也想看你跪趴着
Richard M. Nixon中学五十码赛跑
起点
That was so awesome.
太棒了
I think I won.
我觉得我赢了
I don't know about that.
你想多了吧
Yay, Carl! You did it! We did it!
卡尔你成功了我们成功了
Yeah, I guess this Health Week was as important
看来健康周对职工和孩子们
for the staff as it is for the kids.
一样重要
Thank you. Aw...
谢谢
I can't believe I lost.
我竟然输了
I'm never coming back!
我不要再回来啦
He did the same thing last year.
他去年也这副德行