坏老师（2014）

Bad Teacher S01E05

Part 4 April 21, 2021, 10:26 a.m.

I farted on her pillow. Nice.
我在她的枕头上放屁绝了
Look, you should tell Joel what you told me.
你应该把刚才那番话告诉乔尔
Hello?
有人吗
Ms. Dudek?
杜德克老师
Oh, hello. Your, uh, classroom looks beautiful.
你好你的教室看起来很漂亮
Yeah. It's not normally like this.
它通常不是这样的
The, uh, Safety Patrol girls,
安全巡逻队的那些女生
they told me the eye wash was broken,
跟我说洗眼器坏了
so I came rushing.
我就赶过来了
Classic trick.
经典的骗局
Uh, well, I just came by to-to apologize for my son
我只是过来再次为我儿子
and his loser friends' behavior again and...
和他那些狐朋狗友的行为道歉
There's only one way you can make it up to me.
只有一个办法可以让你补偿我
What's that?
是什么
I guess that apology you just gave.
就是你刚才的道歉
That actually was a good way.
这的确是一个好办法
Thank you.
谢谢
Uh, well, but I was wondering if I could...
不过我在想能不能
get your number.
问下你的号♥码
Four.
四号♥
But one was at camp and
但是一号♥在营地里
we didn't actually finish, so...
我们还没结束所以...
No, I meant your phone number. Like...
不是我是指你的电♥话♥号♥码
'Cause just seeing you here, uh, looking so alluring
看到你在这里在煤气喷灯的映照下
in the light of the Bunsen burners
如此迷人
had me wondering if we might...
我就在想我们也许...
Oh, no.
天哪不
Oh, no, no, no. Holy crap!
天啊不不我去
Don't worry! I'll get us out of here!
别担心我们都会安全离开这里的
Uh, Siri, how does one escape fire?
Siri 一个人要怎么在火场逃生
Lily, have you seen Joel?
莉莉你看到乔尔了吗
I'm gonna take your advice!
我打算接受你的建议
About the pillow thing?
在枕头上放屁吗
No, the other thing!
不是另一个
Oh, he's in the main wing.
他在主楼
Our motto usually is "Safety first",
我们的口号♥是"安全第一"
but this time it's "Safety second"!
但这次就安全第二吧
Go get him!
快去找他
Joel!
乔尔
What are you... I think you're incredibly hot.
你怎么... 我觉得你非常性感
I like that you laugh at my jokes
我喜欢你因为我的笑话而笑
even though you're not really smart enough to get them.
虽然你很呆萌搞不清笑点
And I like that we have this long history together
我还喜欢我们认识了那么久
because I know that you've been fantasizing about me
因为我知道你一直都迷恋着我
for 12 to 14 years,
有12到14年了吧
and that's the longest relationship I've ever been in.
这是我经历的最长的一段感情了
So, yes, you were right.
所以你说对了
I am jealous of you and Janet.
我是在吃你和珍妮特的醋
I don't want you to go to the concert with Janet.
我不想你和珍妮特去看演唱会
I don't want you to be anything with Janet.
我不想你和珍妮特有任何关系
So, what, are we, like,
所以我们现在是
boyfriend-girlfriend status, then?
男女朋友的关系了吗
No.
不是
Oh, I don't want you to be anything with Janet,
我是不想你和珍妮特有任何关系
but I don't want to be anything with you, either.
但我也不想和你有任何关系
Wait, what?
慢着你说什么
When I got dumped, I swore
我惨遭抛弃时曾发誓
that I would get back at my ex,
一定要报复我的前任
that I would strut back into that country club
我要挽着一个比他更壕的男人
on the arm of a much richer man.
挺胸抬头地回到乡间俱乐部
And I like you, Joel, I really do,
我喜欢你乔尔真心的
but... it's just something I have to do,
但是这事我一定要做
and I can't do it with you.
而且对方不可能是你
Wait, are your parents rich? No.
等等你♥爸♥妈有钱吗没有
Okay, so yeah. It can't be you.
那就是了不可能是你
Okay. That was incredibly honest,
好吧你还真是坦白
I'll give you that.
这点我得承认
What are you thinking?
你在想什么
I'm thinking I'm still gonna take Janet to the concert.
我在想我还是会带珍妮特去看演唱会
Why? I just told you not to.
为什么我已经让你别去了
Yeah, well, I-I don't do what you want.
的确但我可不会事事顺着大小姐你的意
That's why you like me.
所以你才喜欢我啊
Hope you don't find somebody to get you out of those wet clothes.
希望你别找人帮你脱掉这身湿衣服
This is really a mess.
真是一团糟
Well, at least the Lock-In ended six hours early.
至少留校过夜提前六小时结束了
So, God, you're probably gonna have to can
我的天你大概得开除
whoever started this fire.
引起火灾的罪魁祸首吧
And... I did not want to say anything,
我也不想打小报告
but, uh, I'm pretty sure it was Janet.
不过我相当肯定是珍妮特
Janet? Yeah.
珍妮特对
Really? That seems strange.
真的吗好奇怪
I think she did that TP-ing, too.
外面那个厕纸秀好像也是她搞出来的
Look, she just has that weird,
她只是对别人的关注有着
creepy, desperate need for attention.
可怕变♥态♥极度渴望的需求
You know, with the zombie skit.
就比如那个丧尸小品
Okay, well, listen, I'll check it out.
好吧我会彻查清楚的
But can you give me a hand?
不过你可以帮我一下吗
Uh, the-the drain is over-over there.
下水道在那里
Oh, I would love to,
我也想
but I'm actually on, um...
但我现在
on bathroom duty.
在执行厕所监察任务呢
And I'd hate to leave my post...
鉴于这一切的发生
with all of this going on.
我可不想擅离职守
But, um, call me later, okay? Good luck!
晚点打给我好吗祝你好运
Happy birthday to me.
祝我生日快乐
Ah, yes.
太棒了