坏老师（2014）

Bad Teacher S01E01

Part 3 April 21, 2021, 10:25 a.m.

Pass it on.
口口相传吧
Now scat.
撤
Meredith,
梅瑞迪丝
one, we try not to use
第一我们尽量不用
"bitches" To describe our female students.
"婊♥子♥"来形容女学生
Two, Career Day is my thing.
第二职业日一向是我办的
I do it every year.
每年如此
It's the official one.
这才是官方的
Well, why can't there be two Career Days?
为什么就不能有两次职业日呢
Don't you have ferrets to take care of,
你不是要照顾雪貂吗
or do they also think you talk too much?
还是连它们都觉得你话太多
I'm not canceling my Career Day.
我不会取消职业日的
I would reconsider reconsidering.
我要是你就会三思再三思
I already printed the flyers.
我宣传♥单♥都印好了
You already printed the flyers?
你宣传♥单♥都印好了
I already printed the flyers.
我宣传♥单♥都印好了
I actually printed the flyers.
其实是我负责去印的
Watch out.
小心点
She's gunning for you.
你是她的头号♥大敌了
Carl?
卡尔
This is my personal time! Janet!
这是我的私人时间珍妮特
It's on my schedule.
我日程上都腾出来了
Meredith cannot have a Career Day.
梅瑞迪丝不能办职业日
It's a free country.
这是个自♥由♥的国度
Meredith can do whatever she pleases.
梅瑞迪丝想做什么都行
Except sleep in an ex's car,
除了在前任车里睡觉
which, apparently, is vehicular squatting.
因为显然这是非法占用车辆
I don't trust her! She takes the bus!
我不相信她她可是坐校车上下班的
Just drop it, Ginny.
别吵了金妮
Bless you.
祝福你
Kim, enough! Okay?
金姆闭嘴好吗
Enough!
说够了
So, in short, never text naked pictures.
总之千万别发裸照
Somebody ask me the next question before I get bored.
趁我还没无聊赶紧问我下一个问题
Guys, we need to be doing our job.
大伙儿我们得去干活了
I got my period. Is my life over?
我初潮了我的人生玩完了吗
Congratulations!
恭喜你
I know. I'm a woman now.
我知道我成为女人了
Screw that.
得了吧
You just got a free pass to miss anything you want.
你是拿到了想逃什么都可以的免费券
All you have to say is the word "cramps,"
万事只要一句"姨妈痛"
and you'll be riding that baby to menopause.
你能一直爽到更年期
Thanks. Adults are never honest.
谢谢大人从来不诚实
Yeah, especially not on eHarmony.
是啊尤其是百合网上的
I know I said I'd braid yours next, but I'm not going to.
我知道我说过等下要帮你俩编辫子但我不会的
Be right back. Hold on.
马上回来等一下
Why are you reading?
你怎么在看书
You can do that when we get home.
可以到家了再看啊
Brie only lets me read when I'm on the elliptical.
布里只让我在椭圆机上看书
And why do you need me?
而且你还要我♥干♥吗
You have your worshippers.
你都有崇拜者了
Someone needs to take a chillaxative.
某人要淡定点哦
The patrol's my thing, but you've totally took it over!
巡逻队是我的但你完全占为己有了
You're not our new BFF just because
就因为你给我们一点肤浅的建议
you gave us a few bits of surfacey advice.
不代表你就是我们的新闺蜜了
Like telling Bronwen to get her teeth whitened.
就比如让布朗温去洗牙
Okay, somebody had to tell her.
总有人要跟她说吧
Are you serious?
开玩笑
You were a cool kid!
你曾是受欢迎的孩子
We aren't! And you made it worse by drawing attention to us!
但我们不是你拉仇恨之后我们的日子更难过了
Water Bra and Panty Lines are really popular!
"水垫胸"和"内♥裤♥印"真的很受欢迎
Yeah, because they don't wear stupid Safety Patrol vests.
那是因为她们不♥穿♥逗逼安全巡逻队背心
I know you're just gonna leave us when you meet a guy, anyway.
反正你钓到金龟婿之后也会离开我们的
Um, of course I am.
当然了
Then just leave now!
那现在就走吧
Fine. I should be focused
行我应该集中精力
on meeting a rich husband, not saving kids' lives!
钓金龟婿而不是拯救小屁孩的生活
So, I operate on hearts. Open-heart surgery mostly.
我给心脏做手术大多是要打开心脏的那种
How about closed hearts?
那封闭的心灵呢
Okay, kids, does anyone want
好了孩子们有人要问
to ask Dr. Grant a question?
格兰特医生什么问题吗
How would you best describe your tax bracket?
能说说你的纳税等级吗
Too high.
太高了
Dr. Grant, do you love your wife?
格兰特医生你爱你的妻子吗
Um, I'm divorced... actually. Oh, no.
其实我离婚了真遗憾
And it's a long story. At first we were...
说来话长起初我们...
Interesting questions.
这些问题倒挺有意思
People do say that they say the darnedest things.
不都说孩子伤人得实诚嘛
Why did you drag me down here?!
干吗拖我过来啊
Attention! Ms. Davis is a fraud.
全体注意戴维斯老师是骗子
She did not work at Windsor Park "K" through 12
她过去六年并没在温莎公园小学教过书
as her résumé says she did for the last six years.
与她的简历不相符
I just got off the phone with them.
我刚跟他们通完电♥话♥
They've never even heard of her.
他们从没听说过她的名字
Is your brother still a cop?
你哥还是警♥察♥吗
And if so, can he get me a restraining order?
如果是的话他能给我弄张禁制令来吗
Oh, I guess you remember me better
看来你比你以为的
than you thought. And yeah.
记得我多一点啊他还是警♥察♥
It's true.
没错
Meredith Davis didn't work at Windsor Park Elementary.
梅瑞迪丝·戴维斯没在温莎公园小学教过书
When I was younger, i had a stalker.
我以前曾有过一个跟踪狂
My beauty, smarts, and bikini-ready body
我的美貌智慧和完美比基尼身材
made me an easy target.
让我成为了易受攻击的目标
I was seeing a guy, and when I tried to end it,
我当时在跟一个男人约会我想分手
he didn't get it.
但他不罢休
Once he went to bed with me,
一旦他跟我上了床
he couldn't imagine a life without me.
就没法想象没有我的生活了
So I had to move and change my name.
所以我只得搬家改名
I can show you the restraining order if you want.
你们要看的话我可以拿禁制令来
Um, but after...
但之后
a failed marriage...
婚姻失败
I decided to come back home.
我就决定回家
And come back to Meredith Davis.
恢复梅瑞迪丝·戴维斯的身份
That is poppycock! Language.
简直是放屁注意言辞
I'm so sorry I wasn't honest with you,
很抱歉我骗了你们
but it was a very dark time in my life.
但这是我生命中的一段黑暗时期
I once had a stalker...
我也曾经...
accusation made against me.
被人控告我跟踪
Here's a shoulder. Use it.
这里有强健的肩膀来靠吧
Let's go, Ginny. Enough damage
走吧金妮在家长面前
has been done in front of the parents.
还不够丢人吗
You're really strong and brave.
你真的很坚强勇敢
And honest.
还很坦诚呢
And free to take this Career Day to night.
还有空把这次职业日进行到晚上
Maybe we should maybe hit the Dave & Buster's
也许我们该去快餐店
for a little hair-letting-down session.
轻松一下
Irene, I've got one for you.
艾琳这位交给你了
You can't marry your ferrets.
你不能嫁给雪貂啊
She has ferrets. You have ferrets?
她养雪貂你养雪貂
Yeah.
是啊
Wow, what a successful Career Day.
今天的职业日大成功
I know, I got, like, ten numbers.
是啊我差不多拿到了十个手♥机♥号♥
And you're going on a date
而你要跟那个怪咖
with that weird guy. Still a win.
去约会了也算是有收获嘛
I-I knew we'd become friends.
我就知道我们会成为朋友的
Hey, you.
你好啊
Done signing autographs, Doctor?
签完名了吗医生
For now. So, what are you up to this weekend?
暂时是的你周末有什么计划
Whatever you're up to.
看你有什么计划了
Uh, well, I'm leaving straight from here
我直接从这里出发