坏老师（2014）

Bad Teacher S01E01

Part 2 April 21, 2021, 10:25 a.m.

No running, no glass,
不能奔跑不能饮酒
no horseplay, no chicken fights...
不能嬉戏不能打架
Those are pool rules.
这些是泳池的规定
Meredith, wait up!
梅瑞迪丝等下
So, I heard you married some rich guy.
我听说你嫁了个有钱佬
Yeah, I did.
是啊
What, he sells boats or something?
他是卖♥♥船还是卖♥♥什么的
Yachts.
卖♥♥游艇
Well, those are just big boats, right?
那不就是大点的船嘛
Yeah, to you.
对你来说当然是
I'd ask what you've been up to since high school,
我本会问你高中毕业后都过得怎么样
but I see you're a gym teacher,
但我看到你是个体育老师了
so it sort of tells me everything I need to know.
我就大概知道我想知道的一切了
What? That I'm awesome?
比如我帅爆了
Yeah.
是啊
I'm Irene.
我是艾琳
We didn't meet.
还没正式见过
Thank you so much for teaming up with me.
太感谢你愿意帮我了
I have bills to pay.
我也有账单要付嘛
You know what? Safety Patrol's gonna be so fun.
校内巡逻会很好玩的
We get badges and slickers...
我们可以戴徽章穿警示服...
I'm not wearing a badge or a slicker.
我才不要穿戴那种东西
Yeah, me either. They're so dumb.
我也是太逗逼了
Irene. Tuck it in.
艾琳别这么饥渴
Hey, do you think maybe you want to have lunch with us?
话说你想和我们一起吃午饭吗
Our treat.
我们请客
Oh, God. I nap at lunch.
哎呀我要打盹呢
But you guys can totally give me the cash equivalent.
但你们可以折现给我嘛
Yeah, just-just tell us what you usually eat,
好啊告诉我们你平常吃什么
and we'll figure it out. Great.
我们来算算真好
Yeah, yeah. We're not doing that.
是啊是啊你想多了
Where's my classroom?
我的教室在哪里
It's just right at the end of these lockers.
就在这排储物柜的尽头
Hey, you know, teachers around here usually form packs together,
这里的老师通常会拉帮结派
so I thought maybe we could form, like,
不如咱们也成立一个比如叫
a best friends pack...
死党帮...
Wow, she is pretty great.
她真是女神
She just left in the middle of your conversation.
她在你话说一半时转身就走了
I know, we made it to the middle of a conversation.
是啊好歹说了一半呢
Yeah, up top. All right.
是啊击个掌棒
What's up, dude?
你好啊小帅哥
Okay, good morning, class.
同学们早上好
I'm your new social studies teacher, Ms. Davis.
我是你们的新任社会课老师戴维斯老师
Class dues are $25,
学杂费25块
and checks can be written out to cash.
支票现金均可
Okay, so...
好了
to get to know you guys better,
为加强了解
I'm gonna hand out these student information cards
我要让你们填一张
for you guys to fill out.
学生信息卡
It's like, name, address,
就是些姓名住址
whether your parents are divorced...
父母是否离婚
the standard stuff.
这些标准问题啦
Uh, Ms. Davis? Yeah?
戴维斯老师怎么了
I don't know how many cars fit in my garage.
我不知道我家的车♥库♥能停多少车
Ten, maybe? Wait. Everybody shut up!
大概十辆吧等下全世界安静
You have a house with a ten-car garage?
你家有个能停十辆车的车♥库♥
It's an apartment... Okay, don't worry about it.
是公♥寓♥的车♥库♥... 行了不用填了
Just a few moves I learned at Safety Patrol Camp.
就是些我在安全巡逻训练营里学的动作
Hey, Safety Patrollers.
安全巡逻员们
This is your other advisor, Ms. Davis.
这是你们另一位指导老师戴维斯老师
Safety first.
安全第一
Lily, you're in Safety Patrol?
莉莉你是安全巡逻员
In it? I'm captain of it.
巡逻员我可是队长
You're really pretty, Ms. Davis.
你真漂亮啊戴维斯老师
Yeah, I know, and I'm also really photogenic.
我知道我还很上镜哦
Okay, patrollers, let's go, we're piling up.
好了大伙儿开工啦人都成堆了
Okay, well, I'll just be over there...
好吧我就在那里
supervising.
监督了
Me, too.
我也是
Supervise...
监了个督
Supervise...
督了个监
Check out the nerds.
看看这些呆子
Oh, look, it's the Hugly Patrol.
看啊是猪扒巡逻队
Apparently you can only join if you're hella ugly.
显然要长得够丑才能参加
Nice vest, lesbian.
背心不错啊拉拉
Thanks.
谢谢
Because there's nothing wrong
因为这是没错的
with being gay or bisexual or...
不管是同性恋双性恋还是...
Okay. Okay.
老娘看够了
Move it along, Water Bra,
滚开 "水垫胸"
and take your little friend Panty Lines with you.
别忘了把你朋友"内♥裤♥印"带上
Whatever.
算了
You'll pay for this, Safety Patrol.
你们给我们等着安全巡逻队
Thanks. You're really pretty.
谢谢大家你真是女神
Yeah, I know. Girls, what's happening?
都说了我知道姑娘们这什么情况
You gotta fight fire with fire.
女屌♥不抗争茶婊拽一生
Okay, look, it gets better.
情况会好转的
Just not right away,
可能不会马上就好
and honestly not for everybody.
不会大家都好
It'll probably only get better for one of you.
你们两条咸鱼可能也就一条能翻身
Guys,
孩子们
sitting around and reading magazines is not getting me any closer to
现在逍遥一时
sitting around and reading magazines for the rest of my life.
可没法让我逍遥一世
I need a better plan.
我得赶紧想个办法
Okay, class.
同学们
Friday is Career Day.
周五是家长职业交流日
You guys are gonna invite guest speakers,
你们要邀请发言嘉宾
and we're gonna start with men.
先从男性开始
If your parents are divorced,
如果你们父母离婚
maybe Dad doesn't spend enough time with you.
爸爸平常也不太陪你们
Why don't we get him involved, okay?
不如这次请他们参加吧
Any adult male is eligible,
成年男性均可
except for ones who served time,
蹲过大牢的就算了
unless it was for a white-collar crime.
除非是精英犯罪
Okay, shout out who you've got!
来说说自家爸爸都是干什么的吧
Any doctors? No dentists.
有做医生的吗牙医不算
So a kid in my P.E. class
我体育课上一个学生
asked me to help him fill out his student information card.
让我帮他填学生信息卡
He was having trouble because
他不太清楚
he didn't know if his house had a bidet in it.
家里有没有坐浴盆
Oh, well, if you have to ask...
如果连这都要问...
Wow, the three of us have really great chemistry. Right?
我们三个真有默契是吧
**Bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks*
*婊♥子♥就只是贱鸡
**Bitches ain't nothing but hoes...*
*婊♥子♥就只是贱...
That song is not okay for school.
这歌♥不许在学校里唱
We learned it in Ms. Davis' class.
我们在戴维斯老师的课上学的
Snitch.
小叛徒
Uh, be careful.
小心点
Do what feels natural. Kids...
随性发挥吧孩子们
That song isn't right.
这歌♥是不对的
See?
听到没
Because bitches
因为婊♥子♥
can be anything they want.
可以成为任何人
Bitches can be doctors,
婊♥子♥可以成为医生
bitches can be astronauts,
婊♥子♥可以成为宇航员
bitches can even be
婊♥子♥甚至可以成为
the President of the United States,
美国总统
am I right? Yeah.
我说得对吗太对了
Which you guys are gonna learn about at Career Day.
而这些你们在职业日就会学到
Knowledge.
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