我为喜剧狂（2006）
30 Rock S01E20
Part 2
Jan. 13, 2021, 12:20 p.m.
What have I ever done to embarrass black people
我做什么就丢黑人的脸了
Uh
恩
Why are we doing this
我们干嘛要这样
Because the Jets lost
Jets游戏输了
Mr. Jordan, your manager called.
Jordan先生,你经纪人的电♥话♥
Temple University has canceled your stand-up appearance.
Temple大学取消了你的复出表演
And Michael McDonald is denying permission to record any of his songs.
Michael McDonald不允许你录任何他的歌♥
In other words: Oh, Tracy, you can't Use any of my songs.
这么说吧: Tracy,你不准用任何一首我的歌♥
This is no coincidence.
这不是巧合
What are you talking about
你说什么呢
The bank loan.
银行贷款
The Michael McDonald situation.
Michael McDonald事件
Temple University.
Temple大学
Dr. Cosby is sending a message
Cosby博士是在发出信息
They're out to destroy me
他们要毁了我
Who is
谁
The Black Crusaders.
黑人十字军
Oh, Floyd would love this one.
Floyd会很喜欢这个的
Yikes
Yikes
If I was gonna spend $600 to have my boobs pinched,
如果我能花600美圆去隆胸的话
I would have gone to that fundraiser at the Clintons' house.
我就能去参加克♥林♥顿♥家的筹款晚宴了
Come on, that was solid
这个槽吐得多么带感啊
Liz, I'm concerned I'm boring Jack sexually.
Liz 我担心Jack已经开始厌恶我们的性生活了
No, no.
不,不
No ugh.
不 啊
We've only just got engaged, and already our intercourse is infrequent and unimaginative.
我们才刚订婚,我们的交流就已经又少又无聊了
Phoebe, I'm really not that kind of girlfriend.
Phoebe,我真的不是那种女朋友
I would gladly pick you up at the airport.
我很乐意去机场接你
In Paris, he fell asleep on top of me.
在巴黎,他躺我身上睡着了
I mean, I just want to make him happy.
我是说,我只是想让他高兴
If he's happy, I'm happy, you know
他高兴可,我就高兴了,明白吗
Mm.
恩
Do you have that credit card
你有信♥用♥卡♥的对吧
Thanks.
谢谢
Hi, I'll take everything.
嗨,我都要了
Liz, can you help me
Liz,能帮帮我吗
Yes, ma'am.
好的,女士
I don't know you, but I will help you.
我不认识你,不过我会帮你的
Damn it.
该死的
I can't believe it.
真不敢相信
Garkel
Garkel
I'm sorry.
真遗憾
I'm just sick of it.
真太过分了
I'm so tired of this city.
我再也受不了这座城市了
I am so tired of the rat race.
再也受不了老鼠赛跑了
Fellas
伙计们
You gotta keep it down, okay
你们能小点声吗
I got work in the morning.
我早上还要上班呢
Molnya is looking very strong tonight.
Molnya今晚看起来状态不错
Mr. Debarber, come on.
Debarber先生,来吧
Fine.
好吧
20 across the board.
赌20美圆他过线
Yeah, you gotta talk to your landlord about that rat race.
是 你是要和你的房♥东谈谈那个老鼠赛跑
That is my landlord.
那就是我房♥东
Oh.
哦
Yeah.
是啊
Maybe I just need to go out of town for a little while.
也许我应该出城走走
That's a good idea. Vermont is always nice.
好主意,佛蒙特州不错啊
Or the Bahamas.
或者巴哈马
I was thinking of Cleveland.
我在想克里夫兰
That is also a place.
那也是个地方
I just haven't been home in a long time.
我已经很久没回家了
We need to search your bag.
我们要搜查你的包
Ugh.
恩
Of course they do.
当然了
You know, I dream about moving back to Lakewood.
你知道的, 我一直梦想着搬回雷克伍德
Or maybe even Shaker Heights.
或者甚至是Shaker Heights
Big Creek Parkway.
Big Creek Parkway
Sending the kids to St. John Bosco's, you know.
送孩子们去圣约翰,你知道的
Maybe even cheering on the tribe at the Jake.
或者甚至是在Jake的部落上欢呼
This dream, this is way down the road, right
这个梦想,实现还早呢吧,啊
Yeah. Yeah.
对,对
Three, maybe four years.
3年,或者4年后
What's this fungus cream for
这是用来做什么的
All right, that's it.
行了,可以了
Show's over.
我不进去了还不行么
Gimme that.
给我
Let's just walk.
我们还是走吧
So how long do you see yourself living in New York
你觉得你还会在纽约待多久
Well, like, forever.
那个么,可能,永远吧
At least, I did.
至少我本来是那么想的
Really
真的吗
You wanna end up like that
你想就像这样吗
No.
不
I'm gonna be like her.
我会变得和她一样
Oh, there is nothing like New York in the spring
没什么能比得上纽约的春天
It's--oh
那个--哦
Ooh.
哦
All right, come on.
行了
This is the capital of the world.
这可是世界首都啊
The culture, the div--
文化 .
You all right
你没事吧
He spit in my mouth
他吐我嘴里
Let's go to Cleveland.
我们去克里夫兰吧
Oh, blurgh
恶心
Hey, Frank told me about that Cosby thing.
Frank告诉我关于Cosby的事件了
That is harsh.
你日子不好过吧
Harsh I'm done.
不好过 我完了
The Black Crusaders want to make an example out of me.
黑人十字军想把我杀鸡儆猴
I'm not gonna ask you who that is.
我还是不问你那是什么了
The Black Crusaders are a secret group of powerful black Americans.
黑人十字军是那些有权势的非裔美国人组成的秘密团体
Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey are the chief majors.
Bill Cosby和Oprah Winfrey是主要负责人
But Jesse Jackson, Colin Powell, and Gordon from Sesame Street,
还有Jesse Jackson 鲍威尔 还有"芝麻街"的Gordon
they're members too.
也是成员
And they meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty.
他们每年在自♥由♥女神像脑袋里开4次会
You can read about that on the interweb.
那个你能在网上看到的
Ah, well, it must be true if it's on the "interweb."
如果是网上的,那一定是真的
Right, uh-huh.
对 恩-恩
Make fun of me all you want, Liz Lemon.
你就取笑我吧,Liz Lemon
Do you know they'll ruin anybody who they think are making black people look bad
你知道吗 他们能把任何一个他们认为丢黑人脸的人给毁了
They tanked 50 Cent's movie.
他们把50 Cent的电影雪藏了
The blew out Terrell Owens' ankle.
他们毁了Terrell Owens(橄榄球明星)的膝盖
And they canceled Eddie Murphy's Oscar, 'cause he, uh, ran out on Scary Spice.
他们把Eddie Murphy的奥斯卡奖取消掉 因为他, 和那个辣妹勾搭上了
And now they after Tracy Jordan
现在他们要来搞Tracy Jordan了
Tracy, I know the movie is important to you, and you're stressed out and everything,
Tracy,我知道那部电影对你很重要 你压力非常之大
but keep it together, okay
别被压垮了,行吗
The cleanup continues.
清洗还在继续
Fortunately, there were no injuries.
幸运地是,没有人员伤亡
Tracy Jordan, the Black Crusaders are coming for you.
Tracy Jordan,黑人十字军要向你开来了
We'll have more on the weather coming up
接下去是天气报道
Man, I wish somebody else had seen that.
伙计,真希望别人也看到了呀
Hi.
嗨
Look what Phoebe got me.
看看Phoebe给我带了什么
Golf clubs
高尔夫球具
Not just golf clubs.
不只是高尔夫球具
These clubs once belonged to President Gerald Ford.
这些东西本来是属于福特总统的
Oh, wow.
哦.
So what do you think of Phoebe
你觉得Phoebe怎么样
Oh, well we had fun.
那个 我们过得挺愉快
And, uh, Phoebe bought some bonkers underwear.
还有, Phoebe买♥♥了不少内衣
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