我为喜剧狂（2006）

30 Rock S01E17

Part 4 Jan. 13, 2021, 12:19 p.m.

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H.
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Son of a bitch.
真TMD是个混♥蛋♥
Eddie already took the other box.
Eddie已经拿走了另一只箱子
Son.
孩子
Dad
爸爸
Your brother Eddie's dead.
你弟弟Eddie死了
He wanted you to have his watch.
他要你留着他的表
Eddie.
Eddie
You.
你
Me
我
You What are you doing here
你你在这里干嘛
What do you think
你说呢
I'm pulling the Dead Man's Curve on Jack.
我正对Jack耍那个"死人"的局呢
When we parted ways, we agreed that I would get Jack
我们想好的时候,说好了我来找Jack
and you would do the thing in Sacramento
而你是要到萨克拉门托去做的
You are both a disgrace to the Donaghy name
你们俩都是Donaghy家的耻辱
It's pronounced Dona-fee, you lace curtain half-an-Englishman
那读成Dona-fee,你个娘娘腔的半英国佬
When I think of all the things that I've been holding
当我想到那些我憋在心里
inside me that I wanted to say to you
一直想对你说的话
Well, now I'm gonna let St. Patrick and St. Michael do my talking for me
现在我就让圣帕特里克和圣米迦勒来代我说
You'll have to get through Tip O'Neill and Bobby Sands first
那你得过Tip O'Neill和Bobby Sands的关先
You call those fist names
你居然给拳头起名字
Say hello to Bono and Sandra Day O'Connor
来跟Bono还有Sandra Day O'Connor打声招呼
Those are the stupidest fist names I've ever heard.
这是我听过的最蠢的拳头名了
Daddy's not dead
爸爸没死
Eddie, you lying sack of crap
Eddie,你个骗人的垃圾
Jack Donaghy, you don't raise your fists to my dead father
Jack Donaghy,你不准向我死去的父亲挥拳头
Bobby, give me my keys.
Bobby,把我钥匙给我
Let's go
我们走
Yeah, what--what are you doing
你们这是在干嘛
You can't fight in front of my audience
你们不能在我的观众面前打架
What, do you think you're better than me
怎么,你觉得你高人一等是吧
Lemon, are you okay
Lemon,你没事吧
I want you to punch your sister in the face.
我要你朝你姐姐脸上打一拳
It's on.
开始了
I call same sides as the bicentennial brawl
我会让你付出代价的
I was impressed by how you take a punch, Lemon.
你能那么挨人一拳真是让人印象深刻 Lemon
I played dead for the worst of it, but it didn't fool your family.
我还想过要不装死算了不过骗不过你家里人啦
It sure didn't.
当然骗不过
The whole thing was strangely reassuring, though.
不过整件事情还算消除了点疑虑
To know that they'll be there after I'm dead, fighting over my corpse before it's
知道他们在我死后,会在我尸骨未寒前就
cryogenically frozen.
开始互掐
Where's Eddie now
Eddie现在哪
I gave him and my dad a three-day head start out of love and sportsmanship.
既然他们这么无情无义和没有体育精神我下手自然不会轻
As always, it's been a pleasure fighting with you.
跟你吵架总是那么令人愉悦
Oh, I had to rehire that Liz Lemler that you fired.
我重新聘请了被你炒了的Liz Lemler
Okay.
好吧
And I didn't want any more trouble with her, so I had to give her a promotion too.
我可不想因为她再有什么麻烦所以我给她升了职
Fantastic.
太好了
It's an amazing opportunity for her out at, uh, corporate headquarters.
对她来说那是个绝好的计划在公♥司♥总部
In Connecticut
在康涅狄格州的
She's transferred to Connecticut
她要被派到康涅狄格州
Yes.
对
That's right.
没错
It seems that things are lining up once again for old Liz Lemon.
看起来事情又开始向着老Liz Lemon了
And you say
你该说什么
Thank you, Jack.
谢谢, Jack
You're welcome.
不用谢
I hear your girlfriend got transferred.
听说你女朋友被调走了
Sorry.
真遗憾
Yeah.
对啊
I guess it wasn't meant to be.
我猜本不该这样吧
Liz
Liz
You forgot to give me the key to your place,
你忘了给我你家钥匙了
and I need it, my wife knows about our little secret.
我需要它,我老婆知道我们的小秘密了
I don't know how she found out.
我都不知道她怎么知道的
Oh, God.
天哪
I should've just gotten a vasectomy
我应该就去做输精管切除术的
Let me explain.
让我解释
Hey, did you hear the good news, J. D.
听到那个好消息了吗, J. D.
I'm IrisCatholic now.
我现在是爱尔兰天主教的了
Like you, Regis, and the Pope.
和你,Regis,还有教皇一样
Oh, no, you're not.
不,你不能
The church already has enough lawsuits.
教堂已经有够多的官司了
See, I could screw up now, and then just go to confession.
看,我现在可以乱来了只要去作个忏悔就行
No longer do I have to throw my parties in international waters.
再也不用在公海开我的派对了
That's not how it works, Tracy.
事情不是这样的,Tracy
Even though there is the whole confession thing, that's no free pass.
即使是有那个忏悔,也不是随便就能通过的
Because there is a crushing guilt that comes with being a Catholic.
作一个天主教,本身就会伴随着罪恶
Whether things are good, or bad, or you're simply eating tacos in the park.
不管事情是好是坏或者你只是在公园里吃玉米卷而已
There is always the crushing guilt.
总是会有罪恶的
I don't think I want that.
我想我不要那个
I'm out.
我不信了
Somehow I feel oddly guilty about that.
有时候我就是无缘无故觉得有罪
I don't want nothing crushing me.
我可不要让罪恶感来折磨我