我为喜剧狂（2006）
30 Rock S01E10
Part 1
Jan. 13, 2021, 12:18 p.m.
The flowers are lovely. Thank you.
花很漂亮 谢谢
No, you hang up first.
不要 你先挂
Okay, on the count of three.
好吧 我们一起数到三
One, two, three...
一 二 三
No, I didn't hang up either.
我也没挂哦
Donaghy, I need your help.
Donaghy 我要你帮忙
I miss you too.
我也想你
I said I miss you too. You're breaking up.
我说我也想你 你怎么掉线了
Maureen She cut out.
Maureen 她挂了
I need $60,000, or I'm gonna lose my house.
我需要6万美圆 我快失去我的房♥子了
Which house
哪一栋
I need $100,000, or I'm gonna lose both my houses
我需要10万美圆 我两栋房♥子都要没了
Tracy, I don't understand.
Tracy 我不明白
You've starred in 14 films. You don't have any money saved
你主演了14部电影 你都没有一点存款的吗
Nah, I lost all of it.
没了 都没了
Really Who's your money manager
真的 谁帮你管钱的
Grizz.
Grizz
Worldcom, man. Worldcom.
世通公♥司♥ 伙计 世通公♥司♥
Look, Tracy, I can't just give you money.
Tracy 我不能就这么把钱给你
But what I can do is show you how you can earn all the money you need.
不过我可以告诉你怎么赚到足够的钱
You must know Arsenio.
你一定知道Arsenio
Hall or Billingham
Hall还是Billingham
You know someone named Arsenio Billingham No
你认识一个叫Arsenio Billingham的人 不认识
A few years ago, Arsenio Hall came to a colleague of mine with a similar problem.
几年钱Arsenio Hall也跟你一样缺钱
My friend suggested that we brand Arsenio Put his name and face on a product.
我的同事建议他推出自己冠名的产品
Because of Arsenio's "woof-woof" catchphrase, we settled on dog food.
我们把他那句著名的台词"woof-woof"印在狗粮上
The product was a runaway success. The company and Arsenio made millions.
那产品相当成功 公♥司♥和Arsenio赚了几百万
I like that. Put my name on something.
我喜欢 推出自己冠名的产品
But what would I sell
那我要卖♥♥什么呢
The product is irrelevant.
卖♥♥什么无关紧要
The people aren't buying that. They're buying you.
让他们买♥♥的不是产品 而是你的名气
Now, you come back with an idea of a product you'd be willing to sell,
等你想到要卖♥♥什么产品了再来找我
anything at all, and you'll have all the money you can dream of.
任何东西 你想要多少就会有多少钱
I'm on it.
我这就去想
I forgot about that Worldcom mess.
我忘了那个世通公♥司♥的麻烦了
Why you gotta be so obsessed with telecommunications
你怎么对电子通信那么着迷呢
Get me Maureen Dowd back on the phone, please.
请再给我接下Maureen Dowd的电♥话♥
Hey, I've got to miss an hour of rehearsal today
我今天要少排练一个小时
because I just found out from my publicist I've been booked on The View.
我的经纪人刚告诉我 我要上The View了
Oh, Jenna, that's great.
Jenna 太棒了
For the first time in your life,
这是第一次在一个全是女人的地方
you'll be in a room full of women and you'll be the least crazy one.
你是最不疯的那一个
I know.
可不是
(Liz) Oh, you know what clip you should show
你知道你应该展示哪一段吗
"MTV: Darfur."
"MTV: Darfur"
You and Tracy were really funny in that.
你和Tracy都搞笑死了
Oh, this isn't for TGS. It's for my movie.
不是为TGS上的 是为我的电影
The Rurr-Jurr has a limited release next week.
The Rurr-Jurr下礼拜就要在部分院线上映了
Oh, congratulations
祝贺你
I didn't know they had a release date for The Rurr--
我还不知道The Rurr
For that movie.
那部电影的上映时间
Oh, sorry. Gotta take this.
抱歉 接下电♥话♥
Hello
哈喽
You still don't know what the title is
你还不知道那电影名字叫什么
No No one does.
没 没人知道
It's gone on way too long to ask her about it.
而且现在也不好问她了
This title isn't hard to understand, right
这电影名不会让人困惑吧
No, it's awesome
不会 起的非常好
I love that we can work while we're on cocaine
真高兴我们能一边吸可♥卡♥因♥一边工作
Could it be Roar Her, Gem Her
会不会是Roar Her 或者Gem Her
No, that doesn't make any sense. It's got to be Oral Germ Whore.
不是 都说不通 一定是Oral Germ Whore
Okay, bye.
好吧 再见
Sorry, that was my publicist.
抱歉 是我的经纪人
You know, I have to admit,
我得承认
I kind of like that Tracy Jordan is no longer the only movie star on TGS.
我对于Tracy Jordan不再是TGS里唯一的电影明星还是挺高兴的
Maybe I'll finally start getting some respect around here.
也许我终于能受点尊重了
What's up, flabby butt You look weird today.
下垂大屁♥股♥ 你今天看起来怎么那么奇怪
Hey, Pete, you wanna see a comic book with pregnant zombie nuns
Pete 想不想看有关怀孕僵尸修女的漫画
Yes, I do.
想看
Cool.
Cool
And I have a screener of the movie for you.
这是我拍的电影的录像带
I want you to watch it.
我希望你能看看
Ah, The Rural Juror That is something.
The Rural Juror 肯定很有意思
I can't wait to watch it.
我等不急想看了
Oh, you won't be disappointed. The source material was amazing.
你不会失望的 这个题材棒极了
It's hard to go wrong with a Kevin Grisham novel.
毕竟Kevin Grisham是编剧
You mean John Grisham. Oh, no.
你说的是John Grisham 不是
Kevin, John's brother.
是Kevin John的兄弟
Did you know that before Kevin was a novelist, he worked at a recycling center
Kevin成为小说家前 是在回收站工作的呢
Yeah, and he just finished writing a sequel.
就是这样 他把续集都写好了
It's called Urban Fervor.
叫做Urban Fervor
Boy, these titles-- They really make you think.
这些名字 真能让人思考啊
Doesn't it seem like just yesterday we were doing the show back in Chicago,
感觉我们昨天还在芝加哥搞我们的节目
dreaming about being in the movies
梦想着有一天能上大屏幕
We've come a long way from that apartment we shared in Little Armenia.
从我们一起挤在小阿曼区到现在 我们经历的太多了
Oh, it was so weird there.
那里可真怪异
You remember that neighborhood festival where they killed a goat in the street
你记得他们过节的时候要在街上杀一头羊的吗
Yes
记得
But we did have really good luck that year.
不过那年我们运气真是好
Yeah.
对
I need to come up with a big idea for a product to put my name on.
我要想出一个自己冠名的产品
Something no one has thought of. Something crazy.
没人想到过的 带点疯狂的
I know a gentleman who had a lot of crazy ideas.
我认识个有很多疯主意的先生
He was a carpenter. He wanted everyone to love one another.
他是个木匠 他希望人与人之间充满爱
Oh, you mean Jesus
你说的是耶稣
No-- Miguel from set design. He's over there.
不 是做布景设计的Miguel 那就是他
Eureko
Eureko
What are you doing back here They're rehearsing your Paris Hilton sketch.
你躲在后面做什么 他们在排练你写的帕里斯希尔顿的段子
I'm trying to avoid Jenna. She gave me a screener of her movie.
我在躲着Jenna 她给了我她拍的电影的录像带
And
怎么样
Oh, Pete, it's awful I couldn't believe how bad it was.
Pete 拍的烂透了 烂的无法形容
Although, I guess it's no surprise that Tony Hawk can't play blind.
不过嘛 Tony Hawk演不好瞎子也在情理之中
So you must know the title
那你一定知道电影名了
Yes, yes-- The Rural Juror.
知道了 叫The Rural Juror
The Rrr Rural.
The Rrr Rural
The Ruh Rural.
The Ruh Rural
(Pete) So, what are you gonna do about Jenna
那你打算怎么对Jenna说
(Liz) Same thing I've always done when she's done something terrible.
还不是每次她做事情没做好的时候我的那套说法
Think of one thing nice to say and then hug her.
想出一个好的方面 然后拥抱她
So, what did you think
你觉得怎么样
Oh, my God
天哪
You looked so beautiful.
你看上去真漂亮
The lighting was really neat.
灯光照的刚刚好
Ethan and I both thought the programs were really easy to read.
Ethan和我都认为节目表非常容易读懂
So, what nice thing are you going to say about The Roaring Junior
你打算怎么说The Roaring Junior
Uh, I don't know. It's a mess.
还不知道 它简直是一团糟
No, you've got to tell them that when Paris Hilton
不 你去告诉他们
tries to make out with the bear, the bear has to act like he's into it.
当帕里斯希尔顿跟熊亲热的时候 熊要演的很享受的样子
All right.
好的
Mr. Donaghy, stop what you're doing because I'm about to blow your mind
Donaghy先生 认真听我说 因为我肯定会让你眼前一亮的
Hit it
开始
Tired of your sandwich making you angry
做三明治是不是让你抓狂了
Then behold the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine
那就来台Tracy Jordan肉饼机吧
Stick any three meats--
把任何三种肉
Whatever you want
或者任何你想要的
Bologna, salami, boar--
香肠 意大利腊肠 野猪肉
Whatever
任何东西
Into this sexy lady and she will melt them all together
放进这个性感的小东西里 她会把它们都合到一起
into one delicious food ball.
做成一个香喷喷的肉饼
Never again will you have to suffer through the bread part of your sandwich.
你再也不用忍♥受吃三明治里的面包了
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