我为喜剧狂（2006）
30 Rock S01E06
Part 1
Jan. 13, 2021, 12:18 p.m.
It's so sweet of you to walk me to work.
你能送我上班实在是太贴心了
You're my girl, right And I take care of you, huh
你是我的女人 我会照顾好你的
Who knows
再说了
Maybe we'll see Natalie Morales, you know
说不定能碰上Natalie Morales
That little firecracker, she gets my blood running south of the border.
那个小辣椒总是让我欲♥火♥焚身
That is less sweet.
这就不那么贴心了
I'm gonna stop by tonight. Maybe I'll pick up some Chinese.
我晚上再过来 或许会带点中餐
Aw, you said "Chinese" instead of something offensive.
你用“中餐”代替了粗口
Yeah, I told you, losing you last year, changed me, huh
失去你让我做出改变
It made me more, um...more mature.
让我变得更加... 更加成熟
Huh Come here.
过来
Ow, that really hurts, Dennis.
你弄疼我了 Dennis
You're back with Dennis
你跟Dennis复合了
Yeah, I'm back with Dennis.
对 我和Dennis复合了
Don't look at me with your eyebrows all up.
别用那种眼神瞪着我
It's so annoying.
好讨厌的
Yes, I'm annoying, not the man who honked your boobs on the jumbo screen.
是啊 我讨厌 不是那个在体育场大屏幕上抓你胸的男人讨厌
That was before. And it was the playoffs.
那是以前 而且那是季后赛
Does he still work at that beeper store
他还在BP机店工作吗？
What is it, "Beeper King"
叫什么来着 BP机王？
He is the King now.
他现在是店主了
The old Beeper King retired... Well, technically he shot himself.
老店主退休了 严格的来 自杀了
But Dennis took over and now he's the only beeper salesman
然后Dennis接下了店子
left in Manhattan, which is cool in a way.
他现在是曼哈顿唯一的BP销♥售♥员了 其实还挺酷的
You're doing the eyebrow thing again.
你又做那种眼神了
Because it's Dennis. Who are you trying to fool
因为这事关Dennis 你觉得你能糊弄过去？
This is me. Exactly.
我还不了解你
You don't get to give dating advice.
你没资格给我约会建议
You sent a letter to Scott Peterson.
你给Scott Peterson写过情书
After he dyed his hair and got super thin from all the stress.
那是在他染发变瘦之后
Are you kidding me He was smokin'.
你在开玩笑吗 他帅得掉渣
Dennis is a good guy, okay
Dennis是好男人好吗？
Not really.
他才不是
So when did this happen
你们什么时候复合的
Well, last week was my birthday, and everyone forgot except Dennis.
上周是我的生日 只有Dennis记得
And he called, and we went out, and it wasn't too weird.
他打电♥话♥给我 我们就出去玩了 也没那么古怪
And how is the sex
性生活怎么样？
Fast and only on Saturdays.
快速而且只在星期六有
It's perfect.
简直完美
Did you see this It's horrible.
你看到这个了吗？ 太糟糕了
They're printing libel about me again.
他们又恶意中伤我
Libel, Liz Lemon!
中伤 Liz Lemon!
Oh..."Normal." How dare they
"正常" 他们怎么敢
That's what I'm saying. That's character assassination.
这就是我想说的 这是人格损毁
That's not normal!
这才不是正常
It only looks like I'm walking out of a Starbucks
这看起来像是我走出星巴克
when, actually, I'm doing the robot goin' backwards into a Starbucks.
实际上我是用机器人步倒着走进星巴克
And I don't even know whose dog that is.
而且我根本不知道那是谁的狗
Yes, I steal dogs.
好吧 我是偷狗
What is the problem
这有什么问题？
I can't be normal!
我不能变得正常
If I'm normal, I'm boring.
如果我变得正常 我就会变得无趣
If I'm boring, I'm not a movie star.
如果我变得无趣 我就不是电影明星了
If I'm not a movie star, then I'm poor.
如果我不是电影明星 那我就会变穷
And poor people can't afford to pay back the $75,000 in cash they owe Quincy Jones!
穷♥人♥是还不起欠Quincy Jones的7万5千块钱的
Wow...Talking to that guy, it's like looking in a mirror, huh
如果跟他说话 岂不是像在照镜子一样
Well, my armpit rash is back.
我的腋下皮疹又复发了
Oh, Jack. You're in wardrobe.
Jack 你怎么在服装室
The latest research is in. Our audience doesn't like green.
最新的调查显示 我们的观众不喜欢绿色
Oh, that's too bad. I like green.
太可惜了 我喜欢绿色
Research doesn't lie, Jenna. It lets us know what we're thinking--
调查从不说谎 Jenna 它只会告诉我们想要的
What's too boring, what's too gay, what's too old.
什么太无聊 什么太基 什么太老
What's too old
什么太老
That's a very good question. How old are you
问到点子上了 你多少岁了
I'm 29.
我29
What year were you born 1977.
你哪年生的 1977
When did you graduate high school '94.
什么时候高中毕业 1994
When do you turn 40 2017.
到哪年40岁了 2017
Junior high crush Kirk Cameron.
初中时最喜欢的人 Kirk Cameron
Prom theme Motownphilly, Boyz II Men.
毕业舞会音乐 Boyz II Men的Motownphilly
What movie did you lose your virginity at Arachnophobia.
是哪部电影让你失的身 小魔煞
Theater or drive-in
在电影院还是免下车电影院
What's a drive-in
什么是免下车电影院
Of course.
当然了
I don't know why I bothered to ask.
我都不知道我♥干♥嘛要问这些问题
I can tell just from your physical appearance that you're obviously...
从你的外表就完全能看出来
29.
你29
...So these page numbers,
如果页码是对的话
when done correctly, should be sequential.
数字应该是连续的
Oh. Oh, Josh!
Josh!
Liz Taylor's assistant called.
Liz Taylor的助手打电♥话♥过来
They wanted the address here to send you something.
他们要这里的地址好给你寄点东西
That's awesome.
太棒了
She must have seen my impression of her.
她一定看了我模仿她的表演
Sounds like someone loves Liz Taylor.
看起来有人喜欢Liz Taylor啊
I do.
我是喜欢
No, we mean love love.
不 我们说的是喜欢那种“喜欢"
Yeah, like if she walked in right now and said she wanted to do it with you, you would.
就像那种“她如果现在就在你面前 要你跟她做♥爱♥ 你会答应”的喜欢
I definitely would.
我当然愿意啊
What
什么
Liz.
Liz
(Josh) No, I'm totally serious. I mean, wouldn't you guys
我是认真的 难道你们不愿意吗
Jack asked me how old I am.
Jack问我年龄
What did you say
你怎么回答的
29.
Jenna, relax.
Jenna 别紧张
I cannot and will not relax, Liz. I am an actress.
我不会也不能放松 Liz 我是个演员
And when someone asks an actress how old she is, it's more statement than question.
当有人问一个演员的年龄时 那绝不是表面上那么简单
When my mom's feeling old, she goes to this guy on 71st Street.
当我妈感觉到自己老了 就去找71街上那个人
But she's old. She's like 38.
不过她的确是老了 她都38了
I'm gonna be sick.
我会发疯的
** Betcha he reads, betcha she sews *
* Betcha he reads, betcha she sews
* Betcha they've made me
* Betcha they've made me
* A closet
* A closet
** Of clothes *
* Of clothes
Lemon, what tragedy happened in your life that you insist upon punishing yourself
Lemon 你老用这些破东西来惩罚自己
with all this... mediocrity
算是什么意思
What 'Cause I'm eating a turkey sub
什么 就因为我吃的三明治
Your turkey sub, your clothes,
你的三明治 你的衣服
the fact that a woman of your resources and position lives like some boxcar hobo.
你这样的收入和地位的女人却过的像个流浪汉
Or maybe it's the fact that while I'm saying all this,
或者是我说这些的时候
you have a piece of lettuce stuck in your hair.
你头发里有块生菜
This is the unlisted number.. of Stone,
这是Stone的贵宾号♥码
the most exclusive restaurant in the city, currently.
目前来说城里最好的饭店
I think it's time that you start enjoying some of the finer things in life.
我觉得你应该享受一下生活
Completely unsolicited and inappropriate.
完全地自作多情并且不恰当
I will only accept it because I love food.
我接受只是因为我喜欢吃的
Do you know why Jack Welch is the greatest leader since the pharaohs
你知道为什么Jack Welch是自法老以来最好的领袖吗
Because he didn't only involve himself in our work lives, but our personal lives as well.
因为他不单单关心下属的工作效率 他还关心下属的私生活
He introduced us to the finest booze, the most restrictive country clubs.
他介绍给我们最好的酒宴 最顶级的乡村俱乐部
He gave us the names of the most discreet private investigators to spy on our ex-wives.
他介绍我们最专业的私♥家♥侦♥探♥去监视前妻
He held our hands during our triumphs and our Senate hearings.
他会在取得上议院选举胜利时握住我们的手
I want to hold your hand, Lemon.
我也想握住你的手 Lemon
This is a perfect example.
再举个例子
You have a million-dollar view, yet you refuse to acknowledge
你身处这栋大楼的高层办公室 却拒绝打开窗户
that there's a whole world out there.
体验那种一览众山小的感觉
Oh, my.
天哪
There appears to be a gentleman making passionate, angry, love to himself.
那里好像有个人在激♥情♥ 疯狂的自♥慰♥
Yeah, I know.
我知道
That's why I closed the blinds in the first place.
这就是我拉上百叶窗的原因
Right in his office.
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