我为喜剧狂（2006）

30 Rock S01E05

Part 4 Jan. 13, 2021, 12:18 p.m.

Hey, Tray.
嘿 Tray
Kenneth told me you finally got in to work.
Kenneth告诉我你终于来工作了
Yeah, I had to go to reading class.
对我要上识字课程
You hear this mess about sometimes Y being a vowel
你知道原来Y还是元音字母吗
What a world.
什么世道啊
Well, we just wanted to show you the new posters for the show.
我们只是让你看看新的宣传海报
Yeah, all right. Cool.
好的
So it's okay to hang these all over the city
那我们就把它挂出去了
Yeah. It's good.
好很好
I like it.
我喜欢
Really
真的
Really.
真的
I'll be leaving early today.
我今天要早点走
Jenna and Ghostface Killah, to the stage, please, for Muffin Top.
Jenna和Ghostface Killah请上台演唱Muffin Top
Hello
哈喽
Jack It's 3:00 in the morning.
Jack 现在是凌晨3点啊
What's wrong
有什么事
That's quite a commitment to such terrible writing.
那么烂的剧本你还那么认真
Lemon, I don't know how to do this.
Lemon 我不知道要怎么做
I know.
我知道
I don't get it. It's not the fear.
我不懂这不是害怕
I thrive on fear.
我无所畏惧
You're looking out a fake window right now, by the way.
你看的是个假窗户
I bow-hunt polar bear.
我猎杀过北极熊
I once drove a rental car into the Hudson just to practice escaping.
我有次把车开进哈得逊湖只是为了练习逃生
And it's not the public speaking.
也不是不能在公共场合说话的问题
There's just something about performing that I can't wrap my brain around.
这只是表演而已但是我就没法让脑子运转起来
All this creative crap.
我的脑子一片空白
Acting!
扮演
I've never been able to do it.
我从没做成过
ever.
从没
Grains and cereals are an important--
谷物是重要的粮食
Line!
台词!
Damn it! Son of a bitch!
该死狗♥娘♥养♥的!
Lemon.
Lemon
I need your help.
我需要你的帮助
Really... Jack Donaghy needs my--
真的 Jack Donaghy需要我的
Don't gloat.
别洋洋得意
It makes you seem mannish.
让你看上去太男人
Okay.
好吧
Look, this is not your fault.
这不是你的错
This whole thing was a bad idea.
这就不是个好主意
We should just have Josh do it, and we'll just tell everyone you're on a business trip.
一开始就应该让Josh演我就说你有公务在身
That's not an option. I have to do it.
这不行我必须演
Once I set my mind to something, I have to accomplish it.
一旦我下决心要做一件事就必须成功
Ten years ago, I was an inch-and-a-half shorter than I am today.
十年前我比现在要矮1.5英寸
Sheer willpower.
全凭意志力
If I don't figure this thing out by Friday, then failure wins, and that's not acceptable.
如果周五前想不出办法失败就赢了我绝对不能接受
Oh, God, the room is spinning.
天哪这屋子在打转
What do you want from me
你要我怎么办
I'm one of your actors. I'm freaking out.
我是你的演员我快疯了
Talk me down.
帮我冷静下来
Okay, here's your pep talk.
我给你鼓舞下士气
You're not an actor. You're Jack Donaghy, all right
你不是演员你是Jack Donaghy 知道吗？
So quit whining and nut up.
别满腹牢骚了
You're right, if you can't do this, you are a failure.
你说的没错如果你做不到你就输了
Josh can do this, and earlier today, he ate a club sandwich
Josh能做到要知道
with the toothpicks still in it.
他吃了一个没拿掉牙签的总会三明治
Jenna can do this, and she was once engaged to David Blaine.
Jenna可以做到而她跟David Blaine（魔术师）订过婚
Any dumb-dumb can act, Jack, so be a man and get it done.
是个人都能演戏 Jack 像个男人一样做好它
If you were any other woman on earth... I would be turned on right now.
如果是任何一个其他的女人在我面前我现在肯定“性”致勃勃
Go home.
回家去
Get some sleep.
睡会儿觉
This stays between us, right, Lemon
这事只有你我知道好吗 Lemon
Lemon
Lemon
Lemon
Lemon
Lemon
Lemon
Well, I don't think I have to worry about my job anymore.
我不用再担心我的工作了
And I didn't bother Jack at all.
而且我完全没去找Jack
Oh, good for you.
干得不错
That's right. I took your advice.
没错我听了你的建议
I hooked up with his boss.
我和他的老板搞上了
Who, Ron Mmhmm.
谁,Ron 对
That guy's an extra on the show.
那家伙是临时演员
no. He said he was Jack's boss.
不他说他是Jack的老板啊
o. In the sketch. He doesn't even have a line.
在短剧里的老板他连句台词都没有
He doesn't have lines
连台词都没有
Don't eat in costume!
别穿着道具服吃东西!
Give me a break. I'm just--
让我休息一下我不过是
But he was yelling at Jack.
可他对着Jack大吼大叫
Actions speak louder than words. Take care of it.
别光说不做搞定它
Don't worry, sir, I'll have it on your desk first thing in the morning.
别担心明天早上就会完成交给你
I am tired of your promises. I just want this thing fixed now!
我已经厌倦了承诺我要你马上动手
I'm on it, sir.
已经在着手了先生
What is the point of belonging to the Extras Guild if I cannot get health coverage for my foot, hmm
临时演员就不能有医疗保险了
Oh, God, Jenna.
天哪 Jenna
I told you, don't listen to rumors.
我告诉过你别相信那些传言
But Frank and Toofer said to me--
可是Frank和Toofer告诉我...
Frank and Toofer That's where you're getting your information
Frank和Toofer 你是从他们那里听来的
They're messing with you!
他们在耍你呢!
no. They wouldn't do that to me.
不他们不会这么对我的
Yeah, they would.
他们当然会这么对你
I am gonna get back at them... using my sexuality.
我会报复他们的用我对男人的吸引力
Do you have any left
你还有那玩意吗
Jenna, Ghostface Killah, and Yo-Yo Ma to the stage, please, for Muffin Top.
Jenna Ghostface Killah 马友友请上台演唱Muffin Top
Where the hot lesbians at, Lemon I knew it!
那些火热拉拉在哪 Lemon 我就知道!
You can read!
你是识字的!
Fine.
好吧
Yes, I'm literate!
好啦我受过教育
I even have a column in Ebony called Musings!
我甚至在Ebony有个专栏叫Musings
You are unbelievable.
你真是不可理喻
I'm unbelievable
我不可理喻？
What about your racist mess Thinking a grown man is illiterate.
那你的种族主义呢居然觉得一个成年人是文盲
That's the subtle racism of lowered expectations.
过低的期望值也是种族主义
Bing Crosby said that.
Bing Crosby（白人）说的
o, Bill Cosby said that.
不你想说Bill Cosby（黑人）说的吧
That's racist.
这是种族主义
Look, we can all agree Liz is generally pretty racist.
我们都同意Liz是有点种族主义
The point is, you have people counting on you.
关键是我们都是靠你吃饭的
You can't be finding excuses not to be here.
你不能总找理由不工作
But this job is hard!
可这份工作太辛苦了
I just want to be able to do what I want to do.
我只想做我想做的事情
You know, I once shot a whole movie without ever getting out of my car
我有次甚至不用出我的车就拍了一整部电影
Yeah, I paid to see that. That was supposed to be a western.
知道我还花钱去看了我还以为是西部片
You're not a big shot movie star anymore, Tray.
你已经不再是大牌电影明星了 Tray
You're the star of TGS, and you will read the lines as written,
你现在是TGS的演员你要照着剧本演
starting tonight because this show is important.
因为这个节目很重要
I set a very high standard for myself,
我对自己的要求很高
and I expect the same of the professionals who work with me.
而我希望跟我一起工作的人也一样
When Gaybraham Lincoln gets hit in the crotch, can I go cross-eyed
演亚伯拉罕·林肯高♥潮♥的时候我能做对眼吗
Oh, yes, do that. That's hilarious!
当然了搞笑死了
Hey have you seen Frank or Toofer
看到Frank或者Toofer了吗
Pete!
Pete!
The standards lady is saying that my moaning in Muffin Top is too graphic.
审查的说我唱Muffin Top时的呻♥吟♥太逼真了
Which of these is less offensive
你觉得哪种呻♥吟♥能过审查
Or...
还是...
Both sound good to me.
我都喜欢
Hello, Ron.
哈喽 Ron
I would just hate for Muffin Top to get cut because of a standards problem.
我可不希望因为分级问题把Muffin Top给砍了
I've already posted it on my weblog though I'll be doing it.
我已经把表演的事写上博客了