with a carousel of super hot women I couldn't care less about.
无止境 无意义的一♥夜♥情♥
That's heartbreaking.
还真是“可悲”啊
And her She just keeps getting better.
她呢 她却越来越好
She's lost weight. She cut her hair.
她减了体重 还剪了头发
Look at her over there, taunting me.
看着她在那里 嘲笑我
Seeing her so happy and normal makes me crazy.
看到她那么快乐又正常 这简直让我抓狂
You've got to move on, maybe.
也许 你应该向前看了
Is she coming over here She's coming over here.
她是在过来吗 她过来了
If she comes over here, I'm gonna do something.
要是她过来的话 我得做点什么
Okay, come on. Let's go. Let's go dance.
好吧 我们走 我们去跳舞
Oh, no, no, no. No. Yeah, come on.
哦 不 来吧 快
It's a fast song.
是首快歌♥
Okay, easy there, Jackie Chan.
别这样 成龙
Are they in They're not out Yeah, be careful.
他们还在吗 还没走 对 小心点
That tickles.
痒痒的
Oh, my dear Jenna...
我亲爱的Jenna
you are exquisite
你真太优雅了
Uh, Gerhard...
Gerhard
would you like to dance
你想跳舞吗
Sadly, because my body does not produce joint fluid, I cannot.
很抱歉 因为我的身体不能产生关节液 我不能跳舞
But I would enjoy watching you dance for me.
不过看着你为我跳舞就够让我高兴的了
all right.
好吧
Jazz
爵士
Tap
踢踏
Jitterbug
吉特巴舞
Charleston
查尔斯顿舞
Interpretive
解释性舞蹈
Twirl
旋转
Twirl again
再转
Keep twirling
继续旋转
Everyone thinks I'm 5'5", but I'm only 5'4".
大家都以为1米65 其实我只有1米63
Wow That is an amazing story.
哇 这故事真有意思
Yeah.
对
What are you doing
你在干吗呢
You are a married man.
你是有妇之夫
I'm not doing anything wrong.
我没做错什么
Just--I'm just dancing, Kenneth.
只不过 跳跳舞而已 Kenneth
Do you remember the movie, Footloose, where those evil kids won in the end
你记得Footloose吗 那些坏小孩最后赢了的电影
You're going to make a mistake tonight.
你今晚要犯错误了
You gonna make a mistake tonight
你今晚要犯错误了
Remember the vows you and your wife took in that church.
还记得你和你妻子在教堂里的誓言吗
Botanical garden.
是在植物园里
Botanical garden.
植物园
You promised fidelity--
你发誓要忠诚的
Lick her face.
舔她的脸
Think of God.
想想上帝
Look, both of you calm down.
你们俩都给我冷静点
I'm just trying to have some fun for the first time in, like, ten years.
我只不过想找点乐子 整整十年里就这么一次
Ladies und gentlemen, if you will please direct your attention
女士们先生们 请将目光注视到中间
to zeh center of zeh room, it is now time for zeh cake.
是时候吃蛋糕了
You're 25
你25岁
Yes. Can you believe it
对啊 你能相信吗
Finally old enough to rent a car.
终于到能租车的年纪了
Oh, it feels good to laugh.
笑一笑感觉真好
Oh, boy
天哪
** Happy birthd-- * Zum geburstag viel gluck *
* Happy birthd Zum geburstag viel gluck
** Zum geburstag viel gluck *
* Zum geburstag viel gluck
** Zum getburstag viel *
* Zum getburstag viel
* Gerhard * Gerhard
* Gerhard * Gerhard
** Zum geburstag viel gluck *
* Zum geburstag viel gluck
Go on.
继续
Sie sprechen Deutsch
你会说德语
Is that Jenna mit Gerhard
那是Jenna和Gerhard在一起吗
Bianca.
Bianca
Happy birthday.
生日快乐
Thank you.
谢谢
Vicky.
Vicky
No. This is the men's room.
别 这里是男卫生间
I know. I just wanted to talk to you.
我知道 我只想跟你说说话
Oh, no, no. You don't need to do that.
不 不 不 你用不着这样
We should get back to the party, right
我们还是回♥派♥对上去吧 对吗
I mean, shouldn't we
我们应该回去 是吧
Mr. Hornberger. I mean, right
Hornberger先生 我是说 对吗
The party Mr. Hornberger
派对 Hornberger先生
Never done it in a men's bathroom before.
我从来没在男卫生间里做过
Well, in this building.
这幢大楼的男卫生间
You're...
你的皮肤真的很
Smooth.
光滑
Mr. Hornberger
Hornberger先生
Kenneth
Kenneth
You're making the biggest mistake of your life.
你正在犯你这辈子最大的错误
Don't do it.
不要做
Oh, I suppose you're gonna tell me I should do it.
我猜你是来告诉我应该做吧
No. I'm just lookin' for the lobby.
不 我只是在找休息室
But, yes, you should do it.
不过 你真的应该做
(Ken) No, you shouldn't.
不 别做
Please think of your children.
想想你的孩子
Be a Samson
要像参孙一样
You're a better man than this.
你不是这样的男人
She's so smooth.
她真的好滑
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
我很抱歉 我做不了
I love my wife.
我爱我的妻子
My wife is not a Delilah, Tracy.
我妻子可不是达丽拉 Tracy
Hey, that's beautiful.
说的真动人
I feel you, Hornberger.
我了解了 Hornberger
Who's that tickling my feet
谁在那里挠我的脚
I'm gonna kick you in your face, I know that.
我要踢你的脸 我知道的
Just water, please.
只要水
Are you going to marry him
你会跟他结婚吗
Oh, hi. What
嗨 什么
Are you going to marry Jack
你要和Jack结婚吗
Uh...I don't know. We've talked about it.
还不知道 我们的确讨论过
I can tell from the way he looks at you that he's serious.
从他看你的样子里 我能看出他是认真的
That's going to get you pregnant right away, I'm sure.
他会很快让你怀上孕的 我保证
A little late-in-life baby he can parade around Nantucket.
这个晚来的孩子又能让他在塔基特岛游♥行♥炫耀了
The whole thing makes me want to vomit.
你们简直让我恶心
Oh, no. You know what--
不是的 其实呢
I can take the models--
我能忍♥受那些模特
the Rockettes to Shakira--
不管是火箭舞♥女♥还是夏奇拉
because ultimately I know they are going to leave him,
因为她们最终都会离开他
but you
可是你呢
You can actually make him happy.
你却能真的让他高兴
And that makes me want to sit on a knife
那让我简直想坐到铡刀上去
I hate seeing Johnny happy
我讨厌看到Johnny高兴
Oh, boy.
额滴个天
Oh, Jenna,
Jenna
this is almost like something out of a fairy tale.
这几乎就像是童话故事
[chuckles] Yes.
对
Almost.
几乎是
Great news. Great news.
好消息 好消息
Bianca is neither normal nor happy.
Bianca既不正常也不高兴
You don't have to do this, Lemon.
不用安慰我, Lemon
I'm telling you, she's not over you.
是真的 她一直都很在乎你
And get this: she was all jealous of me.
而且她还妒忌死我了
She busted out crying over it.
她刚刚都快哭了
That's impossible.
这不可能
Oh...fine.
好吧
You don't believe me
你不相信我
I'm gonna go over there,
我现在就过去
I'm gonna tell her that you just proposed to me,
过去告诉她你刚刚向我求婚了
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