我为喜剧狂（2006）

30 Rock S01E15

Part 1 Jan. 13, 2021, 12:19 p.m.

Wow, this is an honor.
真太荣幸了
I am friends with number four on Maxim's list comedy.
我的朋友在Maxim上排名喜剧界最性感第四位
Thanks.
谢谢
At first I was mad that Jessica Simpson was ahead of me.
一开始看到Jessica Simpson在我前面我还不高兴呢
But then I saw the Dukes of Hazzard.
可后来我看到了Dukes of Hazzard
Funny
有意思
What is that, baby oil
那是什么,婴儿油
Actually, they use salad dressing, 'cause it gets a better sheen.
其实呢,他们用的是色拉油更加闪一点
This is ridiculous.
太可笑了
What does any of this have to do with comedy
这和喜剧都有什么关系
Ya burnt
Ya burnt
Listen, I just
听着,我只想
I wanna make sure you're not gonna regret this, you know
我只想你别太过于高兴了
Because it's not just cute guys that buy these magazines,
因为，买♥♥杂♥志♥的不光是那些帅哥们
it's teenage boys with weird rashes
还有那些乳嗅未干的中学生
and old guys that live at the Y.
或者住在Y里的怪老头
Liz, posing in Maxim is a great career move.
Liz,能上Maxim是我事业的一大步
There's no shame in it.
完全用不着害羞的
I'm laughin', I'm horny, let's do this
我在笑,我很饥渴,我们开始吧
Put the chicken near your mouth.
把鸡放你嘴巴里
Awesome.
非常好
Oh
哦
Well, you look happy.
那个,你看着很高兴
Somebody just have a root beer float
刚喝了root beer float
No, Josh's contract is up, which means
不,Josh的合约到期了,也就是说
it's time for my favorite thing in the world, negotiation.
我要做这世界我上最喜欢做的事情了,谈判
The essence of capitalism. There's nothing like it.
资本主义的本质没有任何东西可以与之相比
God, I wish there was something I could negotiate with right now.
天哪,正希望现在就有东西让我谈判啊
Hey, Jack
Jack
Just a reminder, I need a couple minutes to go over breakage today-- how's noon
提醒你一下,我要几分钟来复习下今天的损失率中午怎么样
Can't do that. Make it 4:00 AM.
不行,上午4点
That's no good.
那不好
What about after rehearsal
排练后怎么样
10:00.
10点
Stop insulting me.
请别侮辱我了
3:00 AM.
早上3点
Midnight.
那是半夜
You bring the coffee.
你带咖啡
2:30, you bring the coffee.
2点半,你带咖啡
That's my final.
这是我的最后决定
Done.
好吧
Wow, you do have a talent.
Wow,你还真有才啊
I can't wait to go mano a mano with Josh.
我真等不急和Josh手握手了 (西班牙语)
Right, I think you mean mano a toddler.
是吗,我想你说的是牵着他的手吧吧
Josh is a very sweet, very dumb kid.
Josh是个可爱的,笨笨的孩子
Please go easy on him.
请别为难他
I'll try to remember that when you and I meet with him later.
等会儿你和我一起和他见面的时候,我会考虑这一点的
What, me No.
什么,我不要
Don't make me be part of this.
别让我参与这种事情
Lemon, I would like to teach you something.
Lemon,我想教你点东西
I would like to be Michelle Pfeiffer to your angry black kid
我想像Michelle Pfeiffer那样对你那个愤怒的小黑孩
who learns that poetry is just another way to rap.
学会了原来诗歌♥是另一种方式的rap
No, Jack, I don't wanna learn about negotiation.
不,Jack,我不想学谈判
I just want Josh to stay. The show needs him.
我只想Josh留下节目需要他
Lesson number one, you don't need anyone.
第一课,你不需要任何人
Sure, Josh tests well with female viewers 12 to 24,
好吧,Josh在12到24岁的女性观众中受欢迎
which is important to advertisers,
那对广♥告♥很重要
because young women will buy just about anything.
因为年轻女人会买♥♥任何东西
These sunglasses have a chip in them that makes the lenses change color
那种带芯片好让镜片变色的太阳镜
as my iPod loses power.
就像我的iPod没电一样
But whatever Josh brings to the show, he's still replaceable.
不过不管Josh为节目带来了什么他还是可以被替换的
He's not replaceable as my friend.
但作为我朋友是不能被替换的
He's not your friend now, he's your opponent.
他现在不是你的朋友,是你的对手
He's going to try to grab all the marbles, and it's our job to hide them.
他想要把所有弹球都拿走而我们要做的是把它们都藏好了
That's not how you play marbles, Jack.
这可不是弹球的玩法, Jack
But that's how you keep them.
可那样才能留着球啊
Yo, remember that email we got from those Nigerians
哟,记得我们从那些尼日利亚人那里收到的电邮吗
that needed our help gettin' all that money out of Africa
他们要我们帮忙把钱弄出非洲的
We did it
我们做到了
I got the check today.
我今天收到支票了
Say word
怎么说
Word is bond.
没法表达
I would have been happy if our only reward was just helping
如果我唯一的回报只是帮助别人的话,我会很高兴的
that dethroned prince of Nigeria, but this is great
那个被废黜的尼日利亚王子但,这真是不错
We should treat ourselves.
我们应该好好犒劳一下自己
Want to go to Vegas and buy a bunch of sarcophagi
想去拉斯维加斯去买♥♥石棺吗
Nah.
不了
I don't even use the ones I have.
我已经有了那个我都不用的
We could add someone else to the entourage.
我们可以加个人到我的随行班底里
That's a good idea.
好主意
Yo, what's young Larry doing these days
哟,小Larry最近在干嘛
He's in Jay-Z's entourage.
他跟着Jay-Z的班底
What about Cheese
Cheese呢
He's rolling with Ghostface Killer now.
他现在和Ghostface Killer一起混
Fatballz
Fatballz呢
Studying hotel administration at Cornell.
在康奈尔大学学酒店管理
Well, go ahead, Fatballz
不错,干的好,Fatballz
That's a good program.
真是不错
Hello there, Mr. Jordan.
你好,Jordan先生
Mr. Slattery, Mr. Griswold.
Slattery先生,Griswold先生
I picked up your lunch from Sylvia's.
我从Sylvia那里把你们的午饭拿来了
Extra cornbread because I know you like it.
双份玉米面包我知道你们喜欢的
Like it
喜欢
I love it
我简直爱死了
I love this cornbread so much I wanna take it
我喜欢玉米面包喜欢得我简直想拿着它
behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
到某个中学后面,让它怀上孕
Pregnant cornbread.
怀孕的玉米面包
K, you like doing stuff for me, right
K,你喜欢帮我做事情,对吧
How would you like to be in my entourage
你加入我的班底怎么样
Well, that sounds like fun
那个,听起来很有意思啊
What would I do
我需要做什么
Well, let's see.
我看看哈
Dotcom does the driving and the cooking.
Dotcom负责开车和做饭
Grizz is in charge of sitting on me when I get over stimulated.
Grizz在我发疯的时候负责坐我身上
But I have been looking for someone to harmonize with me.
可我现在想找个能和我合声的人
The sun'll come out
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Tomorrow
Tomorrow
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
Bet your bottom dollar
that tomorrow
that tomorrow
Fa la la la
Fa la la la
There'll be sun
There'll be sun
This is a really special day.
真是特别的一天啊
Just thinking about to--
Just thinking about to--
Nice.
Nice.
Yowza.
Yowza.
Isn't it great
很不错,对吧
These are the sexiest women in comedy
这些是喜剧界最性感的女人们
Where's Jack閑
Jack呢
Jenna, have you read your interview yet
Jenna,你读过你的采访了吗
Oh, no.
没呢
Did I come across as interesting
我听上去有意思吗
'Cause I tried to mention Bono as much as possible.
我试着尽量多地提到Bono
No, you come across as crazy.
不,你读起来像个疯子
Why did you tell the reporter that you hate the troops
你为什么告诉记者说你讨厌军队
What
什么
I didn't say I hate the troops.
我没说我讨厌军队
but it's just a bunch of gay guys
他们就是群同性恋男人
that like to get in silly costumes and prance around.
喜欢穿着傻里巴叽的道具服到处显摆
No, Liz, he heard me wrong.
不,Liz,他听错了