我为喜剧狂（2006）

30 Rock S01E04

Part 1 Jan. 13, 2021, 12:17 p.m.

All right, we have a lot to get through today, you guys.
我们今天有很多工作要做伙计们
Anybody have anything on page one
有人对第一页有什么看法吗
I think we need to change this Donald Trump joke--
我觉得应该改一下Donald Trump的笑话
because Donald Trump was eaten by a lion this morning
因为Donald Trump今早在国际空间站
on the International Space Station.
被狮子吃掉了
Anyone listening
有人在听吗
Yeah, okay, Cerie,
好吧 Cerie
how about instead of doing the scripts,
不要整理剧本了
why don't you just organize those videotapes
整理下录象带好了
Oh, okay.
哦好的
Okay, actually, could you go downstairs and get me a chai tea
你能不能到楼下帮我买♥♥杯印度拉茶
Okay. Um, where are my shoes
好的我的鞋子呢
o, no, just go. Just go barefoot!
算了就这样走吧光着脚走
Just leave you shoes.
别管鞋子了
Okay.
好吧
We gotta change this Trump joke.
我们应该改下Trump的笑话
Mr. Jordan. What's up, Ken
Jordan先生还好吗 Ken
I got your car washed like you asked.
我按你的要求洗了车
And I got that "Baby on Board" sign you wanted to help you get tail.
我还把"车上有孩子"的标志贴在车尾了
Thanks, Ken. You done good.
谢谢 Ken 干的不错
It's my pleasure and my job, sir. Anything you ever need, just ask.
这是我的工作也是我的荣幸先生任何事情都为你效劳
But I want you to know something.
不过你要明白
You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street.
我们不是一条路/单向道的人
'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets.
因为我不相信一条路/单向道的存在
not between people and not while I'm driving.
尤其是我开车的时候
Oh, okay.
哦好的
So here's some advice I wish I would've got when I was your age.
我给你点建议真希望我以前也有人这么告诉我
Live every week like it's Shark Week.
把每周过得像Shark Week
Excellent call, guys.
好想法伙计们
Good old Stan there. Happy Birthday, Stan.
老好人Stan来了生日快乐 Stan
All right, we're halfway done.
好吧我们已经完成一半了
Let's take a little break.
放松一下
You guys want to have a one-minute dance party
想玩一分钟跳舞派对不
Good idea.
好主意
Crank it, Toofer.
放歌♥ Toofer
** Grown and sexy from your head down to your toes *
* Grown and sexy from your head down to your toes
* You know you're fine
* You know you're fine
** Got that perfect face, a perfect shape *
* Got that perfect face, a perfect shape
* And perfect smile...
* And perfect smile...
Yeah, shake it! Feel the music.
Yeah 动起来跟着音乐动起来
Ahem!
嗯哼
Oh, Mr. Donaghy!
Donaghy先生!
o, please... finish your dance.
别停下啊继续跳
Oh, we were just taking a little break.
我们只是放松一下下
And we all love the music of Chamillionaire.
我们都很喜欢Chamillionaire的歌♥
I see.
明白了
If you don't mind, I'll just observe from over here.
你们不介意的话我在这儿考察一下
You will Why
考察为什么
Are you familiar with Six Sigma
你知道六西格玛吗
Oh, yeah, it's a special kind of G.I. Joe.
哦,我知道,那是G.I. Joe的特别集
It's Frank, right
你是Frank 对吗
Yes, sir.
是的先生
Yeah. Frank...
Frank
Six Sigma is the elite GE executive training course.
六西格玛是GE主管课程的内容
To master just its basic concepts, one must brave a five-day conference at a Sheraton.
要真正掌握还必须参加在喜来登举♥行♥的讨论会
Six Sigma says that a manager must understand every aspect
六西格玛认为管理者应该
of the business he or she oversees.
了解监督每名员工
Which means
也就是说？
I'll be in here every day.
我每天都会过来
Soaking it up.
泡在这里
So please return to work, and act like I'm not here.
继续工作就当我是空气
Okay.
好的
Let's, uh, get into Toofer's commercial parody.
让我们先来看看Toofer的广♥告♥段子
We were trying to think of a funnier cereal name.
我们要想一个更有趣的麦片品牌名
The favorite options so far include Honey Bunches of Sadness,
入围的有这几个 Honey Bunches of Sadness
Oat Bung, and Swaztik-o's.
Oat Bung 还有Swaztik-o's
Fruit Lupus.
Fruit Lupus
o.
不行
Dingleberries.
Dingleberries.
Fart uggets.
Fart uggets
I'm sorry.
请原谅
That's really great.
实在是太棒了
Okay, let's just think for another minute.
好了我们再想想
Frosted Mini Guns.
Frosted Mini Guns
Lucky Bastards
Lucky Bastards
If you don't mind, I think we all really laughed at Fart uggets,
我觉得大家一致认为Fart uggets最好
so could we just move on, please.
要不就这样吧好吗
Every day, huh
每天都来？
You guys want coffee
有人要咖啡吗
Oh, yeah.
要
So I was doing some research on comedy.
我做了点喜剧方面的研究
And I came across the cartoon strip Dilbert.
我发现动画片strip Dilbert
It's quite good.
非常有意思
And I was wondering if we could do that.
我在想我们能不能弄一下
Do what
弄什么
Dilbert.
Dilbert
You guys want coffee
有人要咖啡吗
Oh, yeah.
要
o, no, no, you can't say that.
不你不能那么说
Jeb Bush is a friend of mine.
杰布布♥什♥是我的朋友
Who should I change it to
那改成谁
Sean Penn no, Barbra Streisand.
肖恩潘不还是芭芭拉史翠珊吧
He guns it. Girl falls into the water.
他开枪女孩掉入水中
You guys want coffee
有人要咖啡吗
So we circle back looking for her.
然后我们把她包围起来
Remember, it's pitch black out.
别忘了到处全黑灯瞎火
The boat hits something hard.
船撞上了硬物
And you hear kind of...
你听到一种...
And Brokaw says, "Just go. Don't look back."
然后Brokaw说： "走吧别回头"
ow...I'm not a writer, but maybe there's a skit in that.
我不是编剧不过我刚说的挺有讽刺意味的
Hey. What
怎么了
So is Donaghy gonna be in the room again today
Donaghy今天还来吗
Ugh. Probably, yeah.
应该吧
Well, you have to say something to him.
你得跟他说说
You guys are not getting any work done.
你们什么东西都没有弄出来
Really
真的
You don't think his idea of starting with the catchphrases
你不觉得他想的
and working backwards is panning out
广♥告♥语还不错吗
" nuts to you, McGullicuty."
"你才胡说 McGullicuty."
"Who ordered the wieners"
谁点的热狗
Beep beep! Ribby ribby!
Beep beep! Ribby ribby!
Actually, Frank wrote a draft of "Beep beep, ribby ribby."
Frank还真写了个"Beep beep ribby ribby"的草稿
Look, you have to say something to Jack soon, or your writers are going to revolt.
你必须赶快和Jack谈谈要不编剧都得造♥反♥了
What do you all not understand
你们怎么就不明白
He's our boss.
他是老板
Me trying to tell Jack what to do would be like you trying to boss around--
让我去跟Jac谈就跟你想要管好...
Which one of your kids is it that you're afraid of
哪个是你最怕的儿子来着？
Kyle. Kyle.
Kyle Kyle
So strong.
太壮了
Oh, come on!
不是吧
That was a jacket.
那只是件外套
That's it, I've gotta talk to her about her clothes.
够了我要跟她谈谈她的着装
She can't dress like that.
她不能穿成那样
Yes, she can.
她当然可以
People like the way she dresses.
大家都喜欢她那么穿
Oh, come on, it's distracting. It's inappropriate.
得了那太让人分身而且不得体
You're inappropriate, you jerk, with your big stupid face!
你才不得体你这个长着大笨脸的混♥蛋♥
Come on. Liz, listen, listen, listen.
拉倒吧 Liz 听着听着听着
Look at me.
看看我
Look how bald I am. Look at my life.
看看我都秃成什么样了看看我的生活