我为喜剧狂（2006）
30 Rock S01E01
Part 2
Jan. 13, 2021, 12:16 p.m.
Market research, my friend.
市场调查 朋友
Years and years of market research, which lead to my greatest triumph.
年复一年的市场调查 让我有了现在的辉煌
The Tri-vection oven.
三重火力烤箱
Oh, my wife wants one of those.
我老婆挺想要的
Could we get Pete an oven, please
给Pete来一台
The GE Tri-vection oven cooks perfect food five times faster
用GE三重火力烤箱做饭 能比普通产品快上5倍
than a conventional oven, because it uses three kinds of heat.
因为它有三种加热方式
Thermal technology for consistent temperature.
超高热量来保持住高温
GE Precise Air convection technology for optimal air circulation,
GE精确的空气控制技术来控制热气对流
and microwave technology for incredible speed.
微波技术能创造出不可思议的速度
With three kinds of heat, you can cook a turkey in 22 minutes.
结合三种加热方式 制♥作♥一只火鸡只需要22分钟
Wow. That is impressive.
太不可思议了
The people upstairs think so.
上面的人也这么想
That's why they promoted me.
所以我才会升职
That's why they sent me here to retool your show.
所以我才到这里改进你们的节目
Retool what now
改进什么
I'm the new vice president of east coast television
我现在是东海岸电视业务
and microwave oven programming.
以及微波炉项目副总裁
That sounds like you program microwave ovens.
听起来你是搞微波炉的
I like you.
我喜欢你
You have the boldness of a much younger woman.
你有着你这个年纪不该有的年轻女人的冒失
Lee, does my face look bloated to you
Lee 我的脸看起来肿吗
When I played that lady rapist on Law & Order,
我在“法律与秩序”里面演女强♥奸♥犯的时候
guess what the makeup guy put on under my eyes
猜猜化妆师在我的眼睛下面涂了什么
to take the puffiness out
来掩盖浮肿
Hemorrhoid cream.
痔疮膏
Ms. Maroney
Maroney小姐
I have the cat wrangler here for you.
给你介绍一下训猫人
Oh, is it that horrible little--Hi.
就是那个可怕的小 嗨
Hey. Greta Johannsen. It's short for "LaGreta."
这是Greta Johannsen 简称"LaGreta"
Hi, great to see you again.
很高兴见到你
You too. I'm here to introduce you
我也是 来给你介绍下
to feline actors you're gonna be working with tonight.
今晚要和你一起表演的演员
Okay.
好的
This is Po-Po. And this here is Captain Boots.
这是Poppo 而这位是靴子船长
Hello.
你们好
Uh, would you describe yourself as "cat competent"
你有能力照顾好它们吗
Oh, yes. I love cats. I used to have two cats.
当然 我喜欢猫 我以前还养过两只
But then I moved to this place with hardwood floors,
直到我搬到了有硬木地板的地方
so we had to put them down.
就不得不解决掉它们了
I'm joking.
我在开玩笑啦
I've done several focus groups, on this show,
我对你的节目做了些调查
and what I've gleaned--
根据调查显示
The blonde, big-eyed girl is popular with women and older gays.
大眼睛金发妞更受女性和中年基佬的喜爱
Jenna, that's my friend Jenna.
Jenna 说的是我朋友Jenna
And the kid with the funny hair is liked by women,
留着有趣发型的家伙也受到女性的喜爱
but you're missing men between 18 and 49.
那是你忽视了18到49岁的男性观众
I'm not missing them, they're just not there.
不是我忽视他们 是这节目根本就不适合他们
I think I can fix that.
我想我能解决
So your job is, you take things that are already working, and you fix them.
所以你的工作是 改进那些本来就没问题的东西
That's a great job.
这工作不错
Okay, let's-- Why don't we, um--
我们为什么不
You're missing that third kind of heat.
你忽略了“第三把火”
I want you to think about Tracy Jordan.
我要你考虑一下Tracy Jordan
Okay--the black guy
那个黑人？
The black movie star.
黑人电影明星
I flew with him on a private jet to the Super Bowl recently,
最近我和他坐私人飞机去看超级碗
and I found him very entertaining.
我发觉他非常有趣
Isn't he, um... crazy
他不是 疯了吗
Tracy's had his problems in the last few years.
Tracy是有点问题
I am a Jedi!
我是绝地武士
I am a Jedi!
我是绝地武士
I am a Jedi!
我是绝地武士
The important thing to remember is, he was never charged with a crime.
重点的是他从没犯过罪
It's not illegal to fall asleep on your neighbor's roof.
在邻居的屋顶上睡觉不是犯罪
Nor should it be.
当然不算
Tracy Jordan is the third heat.
Tracy Jordan就是“第三把火”
I don't know where we're gonna find room in the budget for a guy like Tracy Jordan.
我们的预算不够请Tracy Jordan
I think I do.
我想我能帮忙
What are you doing
你在干嘛
Sometimes when I have these stress dreams,
每当我压力太大做梦
if I go to sleep in the dream, I come out of it.
只要在梦中睡觉 就会醒过来
"This is not a dream."
“这不是梦”
Tracy Jordan is in New York today, Liz.
Tracy Jordan现在就在纽约 Liz
I'd like you to have lunch with him.
我要你去跟他吃个午餐
We have a show tonight, Mr. Donaghy.
我们今晚有节目 Donaghy先生
I don't know if your research covered this,
我不知道你有没有调查过
but we do a dress rehearsal, and then a live show.
我们直播之前是要彩排的
That's tonight. This is lunch.
你说的是晚上 午餐在中午
If it's not a good fit, I'll drop the whole thing.
如果真的行不通 我就不再插手
If I meet with Tracy Jordan, and we mutually agree
如果我去见了Tracy Jordan 而我们都同意
that this is the worst idea ever, you'll back off
这是最糟糕不过的主意 你就放弃
I'm known for being reasonable.
我是很讲道理的
Okay.
好吧
Alfredo, 2:00 p.m.
Alfredo 下午2点
I'm not dressed for that.
我不会为了这件事打扮的
You're dressed for Burger King.
你穿着像去汉堡王的
Should we make it Burger King
要把见面地点换成汉堡王吗？
Pete, hang back for me.
Pete 你等一下
Yeah, you bet.
当然
Hey. What happened to your head
你的头怎么了？
Uh, the sky is falling.
天花板掉了下来
Do you have a pair of dress pants
你有什么衣服
or a skirt or something I could borrow
能借给我的
Thank you, Lee.
谢谢 Lee
Whatever.
随便啦
Hey, you know in that Cat Lady sketch
在那个猫夫人段子里
Do I have to hold a real cat
我要抱着真的猫吗？
Cat Lady sketch That thing's gonna get cut.
猫夫人的段子？ 已经被砍了
Oh, good.
那好
Who's that
那是谁
That is the new network dude.
新的电视网头头
Mmm, yummers.
美味
He reminds me of Scotty on General Hospital.
他让我想起了General Hospital里的Scotty
What No, ew, Jenna. Do not like that man.
不 Jenna 不要喜欢那个家伙 他是个坏人
That is a bad man. God, you have a gift.
天哪 你真是个奇葩
Laura Bush is your size.
劳拉布♥什♥跟你尺寸一样
Hi, uh, what are you doing down here
嗨 你来这里做什么？
I'm known for being hands-on.
我喜欢亲力亲为
Clearly.
挺明显的
That's how you should dress for work, by the way.
你工作的时候就应该穿成这样
Yeah, if I was president of the Philippines.
当然 如果我是菲律宾的总统的话
Afghanistan is a different situation...
阿富汗又是另一番处境
I'll have an apple juice.
来杯苹果汁
Oh, we don't have apple juice, sir.
我们没有苹果汁 先生
Then I'll take a vodka and tonic.
那我要伏特加和汤利水
Hi, I'm Liz Lemon.
嗨 我是Liz lemon
I know who you are.
我知道你是谁
I thought there was a... strict dress code at this place.
我还以为这里有着装要求
I do recommend the pumpkin ravioli.
向您推荐意大利式南瓜馄饨
They're very subtle.
相当精致
So, Tracy, this Jack Donaghy guy wanted me
那么 Tracy ，Jack Donaghy
to talk to you about joining the cast of our show.
要我跟你谈一下加入我们的节目的事
And I don't know how you feel about that--
不知道你怎么想...
Lemme ask you a question. Everybody at this table.
问你一个问题 大家都听着
Did he just say the word "pumpkin" to me
他刚刚是不是对我说了“南瓜”
Yes, um, pumpkin ravioli.
是的 意大利式南瓜馄饨
Yo! I'm buggin'.
我被监视了
I can't do this. I cannot eat here.
我做不到 我不能在这里吃饭
I can't eat here.
我不能在这里吃饭
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