我为喜剧狂（2006）

30 Rock S01E07

Part 3 Jan. 13, 2021, 12:18 p.m.

I wanted you to be the first to know.
我希望你第一个知道
After the way Jack treated me today I can't work here anymore. I quit.
在Jack今天这么对待我后我再也不能在这儿干下去了我不干了
Oh Jenna I really don't have time for this.
哦 Jenna 我现在没时间搞这个
Then I guess this is goodbye.
那么这就算是告别了
Okay. Jenna don't quit.
好吧 Jenna 别不干
The show can't go on without you.
这节目没你不行
You're my muse you're a modern-day Lucille Ball.
你是我的女神你是当代的Lucille Ball
You're prettier than Deborah Messing.
你比Deborah Messing漂亮的多
Please don't quit.
请别不干
Well if that's the way you feel I'll stay. Okay.
既然你是这么想的我想我可以留下
Oh it's Dennis. Oh.
哦是Dennis.哦
Do you have any food I'm getting really low blood sugar.
有吃的吗我血糖真的太低了
Are you dieting finally What are you doing
你终于开始节食了呀在干吗
South Beach Master Cleanse
South Beach减肥法结肠清洗
Hello
喂
Whoa gimme gimme. Shoo.
哦给我给我，Shoo
Liz hey. It's me Dennis.
Liz 嘿是我 Dennis
Dennis what do you want
Dennis 你想干嘛
(Dennis on the phone) Do me a huge favor.
帮我个大忙
Call Ticketmaster right away.
立刻给Ticketmaster打电♥话♥
Nickleback just added another date right
Nickleback又加了一场对不
I would do it on your computer but I'm downloading a game right now.
我可以在你电脑上弄可是我现在正在下载一个游戏
No I can't do that for you.
不行我不能帮你
Just be home tonight when I get there okay
记得今晚准时回家行吗
I need to talk to you about something.
我和你谈谈
Word.
收到
(Tracy) Blue man
蓝人
That blue dude keeps following me
那个蓝人一直跟着我
Meek eep.
Meek eep
All right let's get him down to Conan's hair and make-up
好了给他上Conan秀上妆吧
and hopefully Kenneth will be back any minute.
希望Kenneth能很快回来
Oh my.
哦天哪
(Tracy) No No Agh
不不啊
No No
不不
The blue man is runnin' up on me.
这个蓝人追上我了
There's no blue man.
没有蓝人
I can't take the blue man. I don't want the blue man.
我受不了这个蓝人了我不要蓝人
All right all right.
好吧好吧
Hey Liz.
嘿 Liz
What's up
怎么样啊
Oh hi Conan. How are you
哦 Conan 你好吗
Good.
很好
You still going out with that guy from the pager store
你还在和那个传呼机店的家伙约会
Who Dennis
谁 Dennis
Yeah.
对
You still um...
你还是恩...
How's your wife
你太太怎么样
Let's not do this Elizabeth.
咱们还是别来这一套了 Elizabeth
Okay.
好的
(Tracy) Nyah nyah nyah.
Nyah nyah nyah
Nah
Nah
Vocal warm-ups.
暖声来着
I'll tell him you came by.
我会告诉他你来过了
Okay.
好的
Whoa he licked all of those.
哦他都舔过的
After you ma'am.
你先女士
(Liz) Chewbacca may I speak to Tracy please
楚巴卡我能和Tracy说话吗
How's it going
怎么样了
No
不
Past Pete is here to kill Future Pete
过去的Pete正在这里要杀未来的Pete
It's going great.
很好
No
不
(Liz) It's all right Tracy. Come back.
没事的 Tracy 回来
Yes ma'am.
是的夫人
Do you have a prescription [whispering] for Mr. Tracy Jordan
你们这里有Tracy Jordan先生的处方吗
(Liz) Come on out of there buddy.
伙计从那里出来吧
Oh I almost forgot.
哦我都快忘了
Jack would like to see you up in his office.
Jack要你到他办公室去
Oh I don't have time for this.
哦我没时间烦那个
Yes Jonathan tell him I've got my hands full with Tracy.
让Jonathan告诉他我忙着Tracy的事情呢
You sound upset.
你听起来很沮丧
(Liz) I am upset.
我是很沮丧
Come on up and we'll talk about it.
上来我们聊聊
Fine. I will try the other location.
好吧.我再试试别的地方
But frankly LaDonica you have not been real helpful.
不过坦白说 LaDonica 你真没帮上什么忙
We'll get to your problem in a minute.
等一下谈你的问题
Have you had a chance to think of my zinger
你有没有想过我那个开场白
"Well it's almost Thanksgiving everybody. "And I know what this crowd's giving thanks for.
很快就到感恩节了各位我知道大家应该感谢些什么
Estate tax reform."
地♥产♥税改革
That is terrific. I really enjoyed that.
非常好我很喜欢
But do you think it's too topical Damn I wish this event were tonight.
但是是不是有点过去时事了该死我真希望宴会就在今晚
It's not tonight When is it
不是今晚那是什么时候
February.
2月
Why are you wearing a tux
那你干吗要穿晚装
It's after 6:00. What am I a farmer
已经过了6点了你当我是农民吗
It's 6:00.
6点了
You are right after this commercial Mr. Jordan.
这个广♥告♥后你就上场 Jordan先生
You can do this.
你能行的
Mr. Blue man.
蓝人先生
You're gonna tell me my feet stink You don't even have feet. Blue man
你说我的脚臭可你连脚都没有蓝人
Blue man where your feet at
蓝人你的脚在哪里
(woman) This is home to Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
与Conan O'Brien相约的晚间秀
That's right.
没错
Now we are on the...
我们现在在...
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
很抱歉请原谅
This is a page coming through.
听差要通过这里
I'm sorry.
很抱歉
Let me just...
就让我...
(Pete) Let him through
让他过来
No. Please.
不别
Here it is
拿来了
No.
不
Pete I'm trying.
Pete 我在拿呢
Give me his pills
把他的药片给我
Here.
在这里
They're from Dr. Spaceman.
是从Spaceman大夫那里拿来的
(Conan) ...my first guest tonight
...我们今天的第一个客人
from his numerous hit releases including
有着不少相当受欢迎的作品
"President Homeboy" and "Honky Grandma Be Tripping."
"President Homeboy"以及"Honky Grandma Be Tripping"
Or you may know him from his last appearance on this show
或者至少你们记得他前一次上这个节目
when he tried to stab me in the face.
他还打算用刀刺我的脸呢
(Stage manager) Gotta go Excuse me.
请原谅要上了
Tracy.
Tracy
(Conan) Please welcome Tracy Jordan.
让我们欢迎Tracy Jordan
You know you really went above and beyond for that guy today.
你知道的你今天为了那家伙真算是突破极限了
I just hope we get away with it.
只希望我们没事
This is going on a little long.
有点太长了吧
Don't don't. Don't do that.
别别别那么做
Pants on. Pants on.
裤子穿着穿着
Sit in the chair buddy.
伙计坐椅子上
Sit in the chair. Sit down.
坐椅子上坐下
Sit. Oh
坐下
Sit down
坐下
That a boy.
这孩子
(Conan) Good to have you here.
很高兴你能来
That was great and you're--
非常好他已经...
And he's asleep.
他睡着了
Which...is okay 'cause at least he didn't murder me.
这个...没关系至少他不会再要杀我了
(Conan) We'll take a break and...
我们先休息一下然后么....
Tracy Jordan everybody
各位欢迎Tracy Jordan