浪女大厨（2014）

Young & Hungry S02E05

Part 1 March 29, 2021, 12:14 p.m.

-明天要见面了我好激动 -我也是
- I am so excited to see you tomorrow. - Me too.
我们终于要完善我们的关系了
We're finally going to consummate our relationship!
还要第一次滚床单
And we're gonna have sex for the first time.
说到这里我拿到性病检测结果咯
Speaking of which, I got my STD test.
你是说"可以做♥爱♥"的结果吗
You mean your "Safe To Do It" test?
是啊我像口哨一样干净
Yup, clean as a whistle,
虽然口哨一点也不干净
though whistles aren't actually very clean at all.
嘴就是有害细菌的港湾
The mouth is a haven for harmful bacteria.
好吧留在卧室里说吧
All right. Save that for the bedroom.
我下班后去检查但是别担心
Well, I'm getting my test after work, but don't worry.
自从我上次检测过后我只跟一个人做过
I've only been with one person since the last time I was tested.
我随便问一下那人是谁啊
Yeah, and just casually asking, who was that one other guy?
那不重要
Uh... it's not important.
重要的是下次我们在一起时
What is important is the next time we're together,
我们会水乳♥交♥融
we're gonna be together.
明天见
I'll see you tomorrow.
虽然对我来说算上时差
Though for me, with the time change,
所以其实是昨天我们已经做完爱了
it'll actually be yesterday, in which case, we already had sex.
-怎么样 -超棒
- How were we? -Amazing!
谢谢你在线技术支持人员
Thank you, online tech support person man.
-好啊乔什 -加比
- Hello, Josh. - Gabi.
如果你电脑有问题可以来找我
If you have a computer problem, you can come to me.
就是上一个跟你做♥爱♥的人
You know... the last guy you had sex with.
你在偷听我的私人谈话吗
Were you listening to my private conversation?
你是说在我的厨房♥里用我的电脑我的网络
Your private conversation that you were having in my kitchen
-进行的私人谈话吗 -天啊这很有道理
- with my Internet on my laptop? - My god, that's a good point.
等等你和库珀在中国待了三周
So wait, you were with Cooper in China for three weeks,
同床共枕但什么都没干吗
sharing a bed, and nothing?
-我认识你不到三小时就... -我知道
- I knew you for less than three hours and we-- - I know!
所以我要小心点
That's why I was being careful.
上次跟我做♥爱♥的人
I mean, the last person I had sex with,
最后搞得一团糟
it kind of ended up a big mess.
我听到的是
So, what I'm hearing
没人能达到
is that no man could possibly measure up
那个帅哥的标准
to that big... handsome mess.
不你听到的是我礼貌地询问
No, what you're hearing is me politely asking
我能不能早点下班去诊所
if I can leave work early and go to the clinic.
好让你进行"可以做♥爱♥
So you can get your "Safe to do it"
-因为你还没做过"的检查吗 -就是这个
- cause you haven't "Done it yet" test? - Yes, that's the one.
你可以去但是
Yes, you can go, but look,
你没什么好担心的我很安全
you have nothing to worry about. I'm safe.
是啊但你知道俗话说得好
Yeah, you are, but you know how they say
跟一个人上过床
when you have sex with someone,
就等于跟他睡过的所有人上♥床♥了
you have sex with everybody they've had sex with?
加比我跟你上♥床♥时唯一
Gabi, the only other person I was sleeping with
另外的床伴就是卡洛琳
when I slept with you was Caroline.
新计划
New plan.
我们都做检查我打电♥话♥给医生
We're both getting tested. I'll call my doctor.
你医生的办公室好棒啊
Your doctor's office is really nice.
在我去的那家诊所
At the clinic that I go to,
如果你进去时没病
if you didn't have something walking in,
那出来时就肯定有病了
you're gonna have something walking out.
你付钱对吧
You're paying, right?
如果是好消息的话
Only if it's good news!
对不起我只是很紧张
I'm sorry. I'm just really nervous.
这是我和库珀的第一次
This is mine and Cooper's first time.
天啊如果我有病怎么办
Oh god! What if I have something?
整个晚上都毁了
That could kill the whole night!
-加比你没事的 -你又不知道
- Gabi, you're fine. - You don't know that!
我们等了好长时间
I mean, we waited such a long time,
他为酒店房♥间付了好多钱
and he paid so much for the hotel room.
不是他告诉我的
I mean, not that he told me how much,
而是我上网查的
but I definitely looked it up online.
他想让这一切对我来说很特别
And he's trying to make it so special for me,
我已经买♥♥了毕业礼服呢
and I already bought the cap and gown.
毕业礼服吗
Cap and gown?
天啊你觉得太过了吗
Oh. God, do you think it's too much?
我觉得这会很性感
I thought it'd be really hot
如果我穿着性感的毕业礼服
if I rolled up my test results like a diploma...
像卷毕业证一样卷起我的检测结果
...dress up in a sexy cap and gown,
懂吗因为我们毕业了
Get it? 'cause we're graduating
进入了我们关系的下一级
to the next level of our relationship--
-性♥爱♥级 -我懂
- the sex level. - I get it.
我在想办法忘记
I'm trying to un-get it.
对不起我话太多了吗
I'm sorry, am I saying too much?
我不知道你是否知道但我紧张的时候
I don't know if you know this, but when I'm nervous,
-话很多 -是啊只在你紧张的时候
- I really seem to talk a lot. - Yeah. Only when you're nervous.
好了我看了你的全血球计数化学-7试验盘
All right, I've looked over your C.B.C. Chem-7 test panel,
还看了性传播感染血清学检查结果
and checked out your S.T.I. serologic test--
天啊我要死了
Oh my god! I'm dying!
-冷静点你们都没事 -真好
- Calm down, you're both fine. - Oh good.
我要说一句你俩一起来
And may I just say, it was really responsible
做测试真是太负责了
for the two of you to come in to be tested together.
我真的希望更多情侣跟你们一样
I really wish more couples were like you.
耶现在我可以和我男朋友做♥爱♥了
Yay! Now I get to go have sex with my boyfriend.
谢谢你老板
Thanks, boss.
别问
Don't ask.
尤兰达
Oh, Yolanda.
尤兰达
Yolanda?
搞什么啊
What the hell?
我是来拔牙的
I come get my tooth pulled,
醒来后就在走廊上
and I wake up in the hallway
和我的前夫亲热吗难以置信
making out with my ex-husband? Unbelievable.
是啊
Yes, it is.
加比你认识科尔曼
Gabi, you know Coleman.
他出轨了伤了尤兰达的心
He's the guy that broke Yolanda's heart by cheating on her.
一般情况下我会对这事很感兴趣但是
You know, normally, I'd be eating this up, but...
库珀和我今晚要第一次做♥爱♥了
Cooper and I are having sex for the first time tonight,
所以拜拜了
so bye!
拜托乔什我们不能重新开始吗
Come on, Josh. Can't we just start over?
如果你是说你和尤兰达不行
If you mean you and Yolanda, no.
但如果你是说你和我那也不行
But if you mean you and me, no.
那你有别的原因留在这里吗
Well, then do you have another reason to be here?
没有拜拜乔什
No. Bye-bye, Josh.
我们回头谈
We'll talk about this later.
那有点不舒服
That was a little uncomfortable.
-还用说 -是啊
- You're telling me. - Yeah.
我们到哪了
Now where were we?
索菲亚这是家五星旅馆
Sofia, this is a five-star hotel.
简直全是星啊
That's, like, all of the stars!
别在那傻站着
Well, don't just stand there.
帮我洗劫小冰箱
Help me raid the mini-bar.
我已经帮你拿了洗发水和护发素
I already got the shampoo and condish for ya.
要开始性感起来噜
Things are about to get sexy.
没错
Yes.
-五星级的性感 -是
- A five-star sexy! - Yeah.
这张床真性感
This bed is so sexy.
枕头上放着巧克力
Chocolates on the pillow!
太性感了
Super sexy.
喂
Hello?
是我从浴室给你打电♥话♥呢
It's me, calling you from the bathroom!
我来啦
I'm here!
-你也来了 -天啊
- And you are here. - Oh my god!
这面镜子好棒
There's the coolest mirror in here!
索菲亚也来了
And Sofia's here!
你好库珀你俩好好享受吧
Hey, Cooper! Have fun, you two.
我要回去洗头喝小酒了
I'm gonna wash my hair and make tiny drinks.
-等等让我弄点情调 -好
- Wait, wait, let me set the mood. - Okay.
你记得你喜欢的浪漫电影里
You know how in those romantic movies you like,
-床上总是撒玫瑰花瓣吧 -是的