卡戴珊家族（2022）

The Kardashians S06E05

Part 7 March 11, 2025, 12:01 p.m.

-Wantin' their respect.
想赢得他们的尊敬
拉玛…因为我们的爸爸
在我们小时候就过世了
Lamar, because our dad died so young,
拉玛是第一个走进我们人生的男人
Lamar was, like, the first man
that ever came in our lives
他就像是一家之主
that was, like, the head of the household.
对大家来说
Like, for all of us.
拉玛是大家的守护者
Lamar was everyone's protector.
所有人，就算年纪比拉玛大的人
都视他为榜样
Everyone, even if someone was older,
looked up to Lamar.
我们都很敬仰他，而那也是应该的
The way Lamar was on this pedestal,
but deservingly.
-想回卡拉巴萨斯
-可以啊
-Do you wanna head back to Calabasas?
-[Malika] We can.
所以我也说不上来
So, I don't know.
但我很难过，因为看到拉玛如此落寞
But... it made me sad
'cause the demise of Lamar
让我全家人都很受伤，也大受影响
hurt and affected
every single one of my family.
我们还是很爱他，也很珍惜他
We still love him and cherish him,
but, like, that man is just not there.
但那个男人已不在了
那天在玛莉卡家看到他，我心想
Like, seeing him at Malika's,
I was just like...
「我帮不了你了
"I can't help you anymore.
你永远不会成为我们都崇拜的人」
You'll never be the person
that we all... idolized."
今天好好玩
[Malika]
Oh, we had a day.
[♪ light music playing]
大家都觉得我和克罗伊很幽默
Khloé and I are known
to be the funny ones.
他绝对没有大老二气场
He definitely does not
have big [bleep] energy.
我不想要大蛋蛋气场
Like, I don't want BBE.
大老二气场和大蛋蛋气场
Big [bleep] energy
and then big ball energy.
我好害怕
-[speaker] I'm scared.
-[Khloé] I don't want BBE.
我不想要大蛋蛋气场
我很喜欢大老二气场
I'll take BDE all day long.
蛋蛋对我来说有什麽用？
What the [bleep] are
the balls gonna do for me?
这对阴♥道♥很好
It's so good for your vagina.
然后就用玫瑰蒸阴♥道♥
You're, like, steaming
your vagina with roses.
蒸阴♥道♥，听起来好噁
A steamy vagina sounds gross.
我不希望阴♥道♥打开，我希望阴♥道♥变紧
I don't want it opened up.
I want it tighter.
跟我聊聊我的乳♥头♥吧
Just tell me about my nipples.
你知道那个连身衣吗？
You know the bodysuit?
It's a sliver.
它裂开了，它应该要遮住我的那个
Is it supposed to just cover my [bleep]?
我的阴♥道♥比较大一点
I tend to have a larger puss.
我胖的时候阴♥部♥也会变胖
Like, when I'm fat, it gets fatter.
大妹妹俱乐部
我遇过最搞笑的孩子就是克罗伊卡戴珊
The funniest kid that I've ever met
in my entire life was Khloé Kardashian.
是这样的，我当空服员的时候
Here's the deal,
when I was a flight attendant,
-我有…
-等等，等一下
-I had--
-Wait, hold on.
-等一下
-好
-Hold on.
-Okay.
我要努力假装我在乎
I'm trying to muster up
the "I give a [bleep] energy".
克罗伊会闹你…
Khloé would play you...
你太搞笑了
[laughing]
You're so funny.
…直到你笑到哭出来
...until you were crying laughing.
我以后每天都要给你这个
-Ooh.
-I need to give you
one of these every day.
不要笑了
-[Kris laughing]
-Stop laughing.
[Kris yells]
妈
Bleh! Mom!
我好期待能快点进入40几岁
Ha!
Can't wait to be in my 40s.
我的脚是可以到OnlyFans上赚大钱的
-...feet, but you walk on heels.
-I have feet that would go on
OnlyFans and make a fortune.
用别人的脚能干嘛？
What do you do with somebody's feet?
不
No.
我等不及要有钱到
忘了自己在某个地方有房♥子
Can't wait to be wealthy enough
to forget I have property somewhere.
-再像抱宝宝一样抱我一次
-好
Just hold me one last time like a baby.
-不对，抱宝宝是这样抱的
-好
-[Kris] Okay.
-No, this is how
-you hold a baby.
-Oh, okay.
我真该振作一点，振作起来
Get it together, Khloé!
Snap out of it.
[Khloé screaming]
全世界都得知道我
The world needs to know that, me,
那个又胖又好笑的妹妹
比实际年龄还年轻12岁
the fat, funny sister,
is 12 years younger
than her chronological age.
（祝克罗伊生日快乐）
[♪ upbeat music playing]
♪ La-la-la ♪
（金）
♪ La, la-la-la, la, la ♪
我筹备了克罗伊的生日派对
So, I planned Khloé's party,
没想到最后一刻，每一位姊妹都有意见
and then, last minute,
every sister had a complaint.
-有惊喜吗？
-我说：「各位
-Were there any surprises?
-And I was like, "You guys,
都没有人帮我筹备派对」
no one was here to help me plan."
她们说
「这些盛大派对，地点都超烂的」
They're like, "These big parties,
the location's horrible."
然后我说：「你现在才发表意见？」
And I'm like,
"Now you wanna talk?"
我们今晚要为克罗伊的生日派对做好准备
Tonight's the night we're getting ready
for Khloé's birthday party.
所有筹备工作都完成了
All the prep is behind me.
但是派对前一週
But a week before the party,
all of a sudden,
我的姊妹突然间有一堆意见
my sisters chime in with every change
that they possibly would make,
想把所有东西都改掉，这是不可能的
and it's just not possible.
我说：「如果你有不同的想法
And I'm like, "Well, if you're
a different creative idea,
应该在计画的时候就发表意见
现在没得商量」
"you should've jumped in
when we were creating it.
-所以…
-她要40岁了，好夸张
Like, it's done."
-So...
-She's 40. That's crazy.
对啊，很不可思议
No, it's really a trip.
我小时候常说
When I was a kid,
I used to always just say, like...
「我等不及看到她长大的样子」
"I can't wait 'til she grows up."
克罗伊小时候很狂野
Khloé was wild as a kid.
她很大声，也很有趣，寇特妮则一语不发
She just was so loud and interesting
and Kourtney was a mute.
她总是自我封闭，喜欢个人隐私
She was, like, so to herself and private,
克罗伊则爱耍宝、爱搞笑，非常活泼
and Khloé was so silly
and so loud and so funny.
克罗伊小时候会像狗一样汪汪叫
When Khloé was a kid,
she always barked like a dog.
她到四岁前都以为自己是一隻狗
Thought she was a dog for, like,
the first four years of her life.
我当时就像一隻小狗
I was a little dog.
我的阿姨跟叔叔如果不爽某个人
My aunt and my uncle,
if they were mad at someone,
就会叫我去咬他们，我也会照做
they would tell me
to go bite them and I would.
她会坐在桌上…坐在桌子下面
She would sit on the table,
under the table
我们吃晚餐的时候，她会舔我们的脚
when we're all sitting eating dinner
and she would, like,
lick our legs and try to bite you and--
然后试着咬我们
她可能觉得家裡有客人时
这麽做很好笑，我们都会说
Like, I think she thought it was funny
when guests were over and we were like,
「没有，她觉得自己是一隻狗」
"Oh, no, she thinks she's a dog."
是她们放任我这麽做
Talk about enabling.
I mean, they're the ones
她们还把碗放在地上
that placed the bowls on the floor.
欧文阿佐夫会说：「克罗伊，学狗狗叫」
Irving Azoff would yell like,