卡戴珊家族（2022）

The Kardashians S06E04

Part 4 March 11, 2025, 12:01 p.m.

-and kinda scary concept.
-[Bryan] Yeah.
你现在偶尔会吃什麽超级不健康的东西？
What's the worst thing you would eat
once in a while right now?
我不会了
Yeah, it's gone.
-完全不会？
-我不再那麽做了
-I don't do, I don't do it anymore.
-[Kris] Gone gone?
当你很长一段时间非常照顾自己
[Andrew] I think that when
you take excellent care of yourself
for a prolonged period of time,
your senses are so much sharper.
-你的感官会更加敏锐
-对
所以你人生的体验也会更充实
-[Bryan] Yes.
-And so, your experience of life
is that much richer,
沉溺的行为只会夺走那个体验
and then, the, the "indulgence"
always takes that away,
所以美味只是个幻觉
and so, the-the taste is
kind of a, an illusion for...
让你更有体验，却同时又抹杀那个体验
-[Bryan] Yeah.
-...giving you more of an experience,
-but it deadens the experience.
-That's well said, yeah.
说得真好，那种东西会降低我的意识
Those things lessen my consciousness,
and I just can't stand it.
我实在是无法接受
但人们仍想寻求慰藉、安全感、传统
Like, people still want
comfort, safety, tradition,
他们想要能带给他们安全感的东西
they want something
that feels safe to them,
所以有时候必须做自己熟悉的事
and sometimes that is
just sticking to what you know.
我的饮食时间与内容
最直接影响我的睡眠品质
[Bryan]
When I eat and what I eat is
one of the biggest predictors
of my sleep quality,
所以我早上11点会吃当天的最后一餐
and so, I now have
my last meal of the day at 11:00 a.m.,
-所以…
-天啊
-and so--
-Holy crap.
-试试看
-什麽？
-[Bryan] Yeah, so--
-Try that.
What?!
你一点都不正常
Yeah, you're not normal.
-不会
-他是人工智慧
-[laughter]
-He's AI.
对
He's AI.
你对喝酒有什麽看法？
[Kim]
What is your thought on drinking alcohol?
-我个人完全不喝酒
-好
I don't do any alcohol personally.
-Yeah, samesies.
-[Bryan] Yeah?
-我也是
-是吗？
我不能破坏口红，只好用吸管喝烈酒
I can't ruin my lipstick.
I'll have to take the shot with a straw.
（15天前）
-你不爱喝吗？
-我不爱喝
-You just don't like it?
-I don't like it, no.
-Um...
-[Khloé laughs]
金也太夸张了吧
Like, Kim is layin' it on thick.
坐在我旁边说她不喝酒
She's sitting next to me,
she's like, "I don't drink."
I'm like...
Like, just lie--
我心想
「我们两天前才一起喝醉」，好喔
I'm like, "We were just drunk
two nights ago, so that's fine."
我都不会吃零食了，很奇怪
I just don't snack anymore.
It's the weirdest thing.
你在柜子裡都会放奇多，以防万一
-Emergency Cheetos in the cupboard.
-I don't like that stuff anymore.
我现在不爱吃那种东西了
金都会这样，我最喜欢她这样的时候
This is what Kim does.
I love when she does this.
她跟我妈都这样，她们互相影响彼此
Her and my mom,
they get this from each other.
因为酒精会让身体发炎
[Kris]
Because alcohol is so inflammatory.
我开始少喝，就不会想再喝了
Like, the minute I stop drinking as much,
then I don't have a taste for it.
真的吗？
[Khloé]
Like, really?
乾杯
Cheers.
乾杯，盖瑞，说真的
Cheers, Gerry, honestly.
Mm!
我好期待喝马丁尼
Getting kind of excited for a martini.
I just wanna put that out there.
我只想说出来
这是说谎大赛吗？有没有搞错
Is this a lying competition?
Like, come on.
如果有一个演算法
If you had access to an algorithm
能让你拥有最棒的身心灵健康
that could give you
the best physical, mental,
and spiritual health of your life,
只要你听从演算法叫你吃的东西
you did what the algorithm said,
you ate what it said,
you went to bed when it said,
还有睡觉的时间，你会不会照做吗？
would you say yes or would you say no?
我会
I would say yes.
这不就是我们都要的吗？一个万灵丹
Isn't that what we're all looking for,
is that magic answer?
幸福和健康最重要
Happiness and health are everything.
你愿意放弃五点喝马丁尼吗？
[Producer] Are you willing to give up
your 5 o'clock martinis?
我不是很…
I don't really...
不会
No.
那其他人呢？
-How 'bout everyone else?
-Absolutely.
会啊，如果你理论上能看到你的曾曾曾孙
You could meet your great,
great, great grandkids,
-in principle.
-[Bryan] That's right.
对，通常人们不想过遵循演算法的生活
Uh, typically, people don't want
to live a life that's algorithmic.
-也许是在检测之前
-这很有意思
-[crosstalk]
-That's super interesting.
我不知道我们在讲什麽演算法
[softly] I don't know
what algorithm we're talking about.
Like... my Instagram algorithm?
I'm not really sure.
是我的IG演算法吗？我不是很确定
So... I'm just pretending
like I'm smart enough
我只是在假装我很聪明
很清楚大家在说什麽
to know what's happening.
I'm just here.
我只是在那裡旁观
大家乾杯吧
-Guys, let's all take a shot.
-[Bryan] Oh, yeah.
恭喜大家过一个长寿又充满喜悦的人生
Congratulations to...
-[Bryan and Kris] Cheers.
-...living a long, joyful life.
-乾杯
-对，祝我们长生不死
-[Bryan] Yes.
-Cheers.
[Bryan]
May we never die.
-[♪ playful music playing]
-[all] Cheers.
-乾杯
-乾杯
太棒了
[Dr. Diamond]
Great.
那是一口橄榄油
So, like, it was an olive oil shot,
我心想：「什麽鬼？」
and I just was like,
"What the [bleep]?"
你会看《日界线》
So, do you ever just
-watch, like, Dateline?
-[Bryan laughing]
-还是《与星共舞》？
-我只看《卡戴珊家族》
-Or Dancing with the Stars?
-I only watch The Kardashians.
答得好
-[laughter]
-[Kris] Good answer.
再看150年
-For another 150 years.
-[laughter]
第4522季
Season 4,522.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
我好紧张，因为我要问寇特妮
[Kim] I am so nervous to go in
and ask Kourtney to
愿不愿意和我一起跟杜嘉班纳合作
do the Dolce & Gabbana campaign with me.
我的点子少了寇特妮就行不通
So, I mean, honestly, this vision,
I think wouldn't be
a vision without Kourtney.
她可以选择当一个臭婆娘，叫我滚蛋
She could either be
such a [bleep] bitch
and say go [bleep] myself
and absolutely not,
狠狠拒绝我，也可以
or... make some money with me.
跟我赚一点钱
你好
Hello?
-嗨
-糟糕，我手♥机♥快没电了
-Hi.
-Shoot, my phone's about to die.
我没有进过这个房♥间
-I've never been in this room.
-Hi, you haven't?
嗨，没有吗？