卡戴珊家族（2022）

The Kardashians S06E04

Part 10 March 11, 2025, 12:01 p.m.

好了，出发吧
[♪ "Show Me What You Got"
by Sophie Gold playing]
你好可爱
-Wow, you look so cute.
-Thank you.
谢谢
你是哪一个时期的珍妮？
[Kim]
What era Janet are you?
她是中世纪珍妮
She's Medieval Times Janet.
-[Kim laughing]
-♪ Let's go ♪
我们珍妮上身
Oh, we're feelin' Janet.
这个体验好特别
How special is this?
我们上次聚在一起是去看爱黛儿的演唱会
Feel like the last time we were together,
we went to go see Adele.
-不是，只有我们
-我没去
-Oh, no, it was just us.
-I didn't go...
-我没有去
-不过谢谢你
-No, I didn't go to that.
-...but thanks.
我刚才把胶原蛋白注射到我的脖子裡
So, I just injected collagen into my neck.
-对
-鲑鱼精♥子♥
-Yeah?
-Salmon sperm.
我有做雷射
-[Kim] I did a laser.
-What does it do?
有什麽功效？
让肌肤更紧緻
Skin tightening.
我年龄越大，知道得越多
As I know more and as I get older, like,
I will do what is really good for you.
就会做有益身体的事
现在就是要这样
I'm like that's where we're at, guys.
我喜欢过健康的生活
I am pretty down with a healthy lifestyle.
我应该没有吃过…
I don't think I've ever tasted [meow].
没有吗？
-You don't?
-No, I think I, like,
我应该会呕吐
-would throw up.
-Khloé and Allison,
克罗伊，爱莉森，柔伊说她没吃过…
Zoe said she's never tasted [bark] before.
-不会吧
-没有吃过什麽？
-Come on.
-Never tasted what?
没有吃过…
-[meow] before.
-I mean, I, I probably did,
我应该有，但马上就…
but then I [caw] out.
I've never, like, [baa] anyone's.
-我没有…过
-真的吗？
-[Allison Statter] Really?
-Ew, no.
你没有错过什麽
I mean, I don't think
you're missing anything in life--
我不会跟你说
-I don't either.
-Like, I don't think it's like,
「这辈子一定要试过一次」
"God, you really gotta mark that
-off your bucket list."
-[Zoe laughing]
他们只想要你让他们…
I think they just want you
to have them [quack, quack]
之后想怎样都没差
and they don't really care
what you do with it,
但是吐出来不是很性感
but it's not the most attractive...
-Twenty-five days and I will.
-...to, to spit it out.
还有25天，我会在他50岁生日吞
Twenty-five days, I'm gonna do it
on his 20-- on his 50th birthday.
-一定要的
-好
-You absolutely should.
-Yeah, okay.
一定要的
You absolutely should.
你们知道吗？我只要…就能知道他们
Do you guys know that
[monkey howling]
by [crowing]?
-…比较好吗？
-味道很像…
[Zoe Winkler] Is [mooing]?
-[dolphin chittering]
-[Allison] A what?
-什麽？
-吃…
-[laughter]
-[quacking]
那他要吃…多久？
[friend] How long do you tink you-- ?
-[horse neighing]
-…主义者？
-对
-[Allison] A [bark, bark] one does?
-Yes.
你比较喜欢…吗？
-[Producer] Do you prefer ******?
-[baa]
未必
Not necessarily.
好
Ooh-kay.
我觉得那样很健康
I feel like it's healthy.
会比较长寿吗？
[Producer] It's good for longevity?
希望会
I hope so. [laughing]
我平常回答很多问题，但这个回答不了
I answer a lotta questions, but I'm--
I just can't answer this one.
That's crazy.
太扯了
而且要看是哪一天
And it also depends on the day.
[laughing]
只有我老公知道
Only my husband knows.
好
Got it.
你喜欢这个话题吗？
How much are you
enjoying this conversation?
超烂的
It sucks.
等等，不要想歪
Wait, no pun intended.
天啊
Oh, my God.
我想说一件事，你竟然可以…
Okay, let me just say something,
the fact that you could [meow] it,
因为我这辈子…
-because in my whole life...
-[Allison] Mom, Mom,
妈
-I don't wanna know.
-[Shelli] ...who stops and, like, goes,
谁会停下来…
-戴上耳罩
-可以嚐出味道
-num-num-num?
-Earmuffs!
[all exclaiming]
[dolphin chittering] can't taste.
…嚐不出味道
-明明就可以
-不行
-[friend] You can taste it.
-No.
-是她的生日
-对啊
-[Khloé] It's her birthday.
-[Allison] Hell yeah.
她想聊…就聊吧
Let her talk about [monkey howling]
all she wants.
你会坐在那边…吗？我不…
Do you sit and [caw] it?
I don't--
我尽量避免
-I try not to.
-Yeah.
只想要赶快结束
You just wanna get it over with.
没在开玩笑
[laughter]
（25天后）
[FaceTime ringing]
（与柔伊温克勒通话）
她接电♥话♥了，嗨
-Oh, there she is, hi.
-[Zoe] [over phone] Hi.
还记得我们在飞机上的话题吗？
[Kim] You remember
the conversation on the plane?
还记得我们在飞机上的话题吗？
[Kim] You remember
the conversation on the plane?
（与柔伊温克勒通话）
我做了
-[Zoe] [over phone] Oh, I, I did it.
-You did it?
真的吗？
-少来
-对
-Stop.
-I did.
-我以为…
-我做了
-I thought--
-I did it.
对…
-Yeah, [rooster crowing].
-Oh, my God,
天啊，我好为你们开心
I'm so happy for you guys.
我跟…说了之后，她说
[Zoe] Well, when I told [meow]
the story, she said-- she was like,
「你不会吗？太扯了，我…」
"You don't do that? That's crazy.
I'm a [elephant trumpets]."
不会吧，好
No! Okay.
她说她最擅长这种事
而且需要帮忙可以找她
Yeah, she said that it's her specialty
and that she would help me if I needed.
[laughing]
-那是很特别的一刻
-太讚了，好
-It was a real moment.
-Sick, okay.
这下你们知道了
Well... there you have it.
[laughing]
（加州，棕榈泉）
-[PA system beeps]
-[announcer] We have arrived.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
我们应该去商场
We should've [bleep]
gone to the outlet malls.
他们几点关？演唱会一小时后才开始
What time do they close?
-Kimberly. We're-- No, no, no.
-The concert doesn't start for an hour.
-巴黎世家的商场？
-我们离那裡很远
-The Balenciaga outlet?
-We're very far from it.
该死