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对
Yeah.
[♪ mellow song playing]
这就是我们一直以来的梦想
I feel like this is what we always wanted.
是吗?是我们一直以来的梦想吗?
[laughs] Did we?
-This is what we always wanted?
-Didn't we?
不是吗?我们不是为了这件事吵架吗?
Isn't this what we were fighting about?
-没有
-好,不要提了
-No.
-Okay, let's not rehash.
别提了
Let's not.
-不要提这件事
-对
-[Kim] Let's not get into it.
-Let's not.
不管是什麽事
Whatever it is.
我们不久就会过上甜蜜的生活
We will live la vita dolce very soon.
甜蜜的生活
La dolce vita.
La dolce vita.
-[♪ upbeat song playing]
-♪ 'Cause it's here and now ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ It's here and now ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪
(克罗伊)
♪ It's here and now ♪
[♪ song fades out]
嗨,坎
[Khloé] Hi, Ken.
要脱鞋子吗?
Should I take my shoes off?
随便你
[Khloé]
Whatever you want.
[Kendall gasps]
天啊,这是好久以前的
Oh, my God, these are so old.
[chuckles] Stop.
够了
干嘛?
[Khloé] [softly] What?
[chuckles] Aw.
等等,他们好小
Wait, stop, they were so small.
坎达儿总是在国外
Kendall is constantly
in other parts of the world.
她经常旅行、当模特儿
She's traveling, she's modeling,
she's, literally, never in town.
她很少在这裡
今天有幸看到她
So, the fact that I am being blessed
with her presence today,
让我想要珍惜每一刻
I'm gonna soak up every moment.
史考特要来吗?
Is Scott coming, or no?
我想问他用糖尿病药减肥的事
I was gonna confront him
about his Mounjaro.
打给他问他有没有看到
Call him and ask him if he saw it.
有人传一段节目影片给我,他开他的冰箱
Someone sent me a clip from the show
and he's opening his fridge,
然后冰箱裡面有减肥药
and in his fridge,
it's weight loss medication.
有几个人传给我看,所以史考特应该知道
A couple people sent it to me,
so I'm assuming Scott knows about it.
我要跟他视讯
I'm gonna FaceTime him.
我今天看起来跟平常好不一样
Wow, you know when you just
start off the day lookin' a different way?
亲爱的
Hello my love.
(与史考特通话)
[Khloé] Um, did you see from the show?
你有看到节目吗?
你有看到冰箱裡的东西吗?
Did you see what's in your fridge?
没有
No.
不会吧
No!
有拍到糖尿病药吗?
It shows the Mounjaro?
[Khloé laughing]
你骗人
You're lying!
史考特,媒体都在报
It's everywhere, Scott.
你好健康喔
Wow, you're really being healthy.
该死
Oh, **** me running!
吃糖尿病药减肥这件事,我不觉得丢脸
By the way, I'm not embarrassed
that I took it.
[Khloé] No--
你不该感到丢脸,我之前很胖的时候
肯定也会喝那东西
You shouldn't be! When I was fat,
I went and drank that shit!
我不懂大家为什麽要一直批评
I don't get the shame of it.
你就没有这种问题
Like, you just don't have these problems,
but when I was bigger, I took laxatives.
但我之前比较胖的时候会吃泻药
我什麽都会…
I would take anything that--
Everyone was pushing something
大家都在卖♥♥某种药
因为那是2000年代初,安娜妮可史密斯
'cause it was early 2000s,
Anna Nicole Smith. What is it?
那叫什麽?「Trimspa」,什麽都有
"TrimSpa, Baby." Like, anything.
对吃糖尿病要减肥有意见的人
Everybody that's got
a problem with Mounjaro...
可以吃我的那个
can **** on my *****.
顺便一提,大家现在看得到我的那个了
And by the way,
they can see my ***** now...
因为之前好一阵子都看不到
because for a minute you couldn't!
-好喔
-不需要透露这麽多细节
-Okay, well...
-We didn't need that visual.
告诉你,胖子很辛苦
It was tough living that large!
I tell ya!
我跟坎达儿不想看到你的那个
[Khloé] Yeah, none o-- Me and Kendall
don't wanna see your [bleep].
总之,你的祕密曝光了
好好享受,祝今天愉快
Anyways, your secret's out.
Have fun, have a good day.
万岁,全世界都知道了,天啊
Woo-hoo!
The world knows!
-真是鬆一口气
-好,我要走了,爱你,掰
Oh my god!
-The relief.
-Okay, I gotta go, love you.
-Okay, bye.
-[Kendall Jenner] Love you.
学大家的作法,把药藏起来,不是啦
Do what everyone else does:
hide your drugs. [laughs] No.
你知道我和金还有妈妈
去吃晚餐那件事吗?
Are you aware of the dinner
that Mom, me, and Kim went to?
什麽晚餐?
[Kendall]
Well, for what?
跟一个叫布莱恩强森的人吃晚餐
The guy named Bryan Johnson?
他是最有名的生物骇客,然后…
He's the most famous
for biohacking and, like--
等等,我为什麽没有参加?
Oh!
Wait, why didn't I go to this?
-那是礼拜几?
-礼拜二
-What day was this?
-Tuesday.
聊天群组裡的人都有受邀
-Oh, was it--
-Everyone was invited on the chat.
我不会看群组对话
I don't read the group chat.
In moments like these...
这种时候应该有人打给我说
「你应该会对这个感兴趣
-[Khloé laughing]
-...I want someone to call me
-and be like, "Hey, Kenny, I know...
-'Kay.
你可能没看到群组对话」
-"...you'll really like this...
-Okay.
...I'm just letting you know
if you didn't see it in the group chat."
这样我才能做决定,不然我都不知道
Then I can make a real decision.
I had no idea.
我好不爽,你们竟然这麽不了解我
I'm so upset. Know me less.
Literally, know me less.
我应该参加那场派对的
I should have been to this party.
那是比较与我志同道合的人
I think I'm a little bit
more their people.
-布莱恩强森?
-如果你们懂的话,对
-[Producer] Bryan Johnson's?
-If that makes any sense, yes.
我没有去,她们也有损失
They missed out as well
by not having me there
因为我会问很棒的问题,但也没办法了
'cause I would've asked
all the right things.
But, you know.
他做什麽非常极端
[Khloé]
He's just the extreme of everything.
他是吸血鬼,他的皮肤,我从没看过…
Like, he's a vampire.
His skin,
他气色很好吗?
-I've never seen skin--
-I was gonna say,
-does he look good?
-His skin is great, but he's paler--
他的皮肤很好,但他好苍白
他跟《暮光之城》的角色一样
因为他都不晒太阳
He's literally, like,
in the movie Twilight...
-He probably doesn't go in the sun, yeah.
-...'cause he will not go in the sun.
他都不会眨眼睛
He barely blinks.
而且我们当时还要喝一口橄榄油
Then, wh-- Like, at the dinner,
you have to take a shot of olive oil.
我们带了818龙舌兰给他
We brought him 818 tequila, the reserve.
他喝酒前会喝一口橄榄油
He takes a shot of ol-olive oil
before he drinks.
他完全不喝酒
-He doesn't drink any alcohol.
-But when we do drink,
但我们喝酒时,我会叫她先喝油…
I have heard, take a shot
of oil-- oli-- oil of ol-- ol--
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