百味超市（2015）

Superstore S02E12

Part 2 Oct. 18, 2020, 12:43 p.m.

Why can't one of the warehouse guys load this?
为什么装货的人不能装一下这个?
I don't know. Dina just told me to
我不知道迪娜只是说让我搬
and when I asked her why, she said, "Shut up, Sandra."
我问她原因的时候她只说了句"桑德拉闭嘴"
Shut up, Sandra!
闭嘴桑德拉
What are you... Ladies' lunch.
你干嘛... 女士们的午餐会
No. No! No!
不不不!
I said no!
不要!
This is for your own good.
这可是为了你好哟
Yeah, you didn't have to kidnap me, Dina.
是但你不必绑♥架♥我吧迪娜
Kidnapping is what you do to children.
儿童才能享受绑♥架♥这个词
You're pushing 40. I abducted you.
你都要40了我是劫持了你
All right, everybody. First on the agenda:
好了大家伙第一项日程
free talk.
畅所欲言
A couple of ground rules. No shop talk.
但得列几个基本规则不谈工作
Also, no religion or politics. Too divisive.
也不谈宗教政♥治♥ 太容易造成不合了
Also, don't tell a story about someone
还有不许讲不是大家都
we don't all know.
认识的人的故事
It makes people feel excluded.
这会让人觉得被排外了
Other than that, sky's the limit.
除此之外随意讲
Have you guys heard the new Fetty Wap song?
你们听了菲迪·瓦普(说唱歌♥手)新出的歌♥没?
We're not talking about music!
我们不谈音乐! 行不行?
Okay? That's just a bunch of sounds,
音乐就是一堆声音而已
and I can hear that anywhere.
我走哪儿都能听见这些声音
Three, two, one!
三二一!
Muffin ball!
松饼球!
Into the mop bucket! Yes, that's a niner!
进了拖把桶! 太棒了这是进的第九个球了!
He's looking to ten it.
向十连球进发
You guys!
你们这群家伙
Are you literally insane?
你们是真疯了么?
Sorry, Mateo. Could you throw us back
很抱歉马特奥但是
the muffin ball, though?
你能替我们把松饼球扔回来么?
I could. But I won't.
能啊但是我不想
Hey, yo, you know what?
嘿哟你造么?
We should get blockers. I was just gonna say that.
我们应该找个拦网手我正准备说呢
Hey, thanks, Mateo!
嘿谢啦马特奥！
I'm having a lot of fun with you.
我和你玩得真快活
Don't ever say that to me again.
永远别再对我说这话
Just get the blockers.
去找拦网手就好
Can I start you ladies off with some drinks, or...
我能先给你们这些女生上点酒么或者...
No, we don't drink.
不我们不喝酒
Can you imagine?
你能想象得到么?
glug, glug, glug, glug.
咕嘟咕嘟咕嘟咕嘟
Oh, uh, white wine. Two ice cubes.
哦额白葡萄酒吧加两块冰
I'll take a Rusty Spaniard.
我要份锈色西班牙
I'm gonna have to see some ID. Are you kidding?
我得查查你的身份证件呢你在逗我么?
Look at her face. She's, like, 2,000.
看看她的脸她都像... 2000岁了
This is embarrassing.
有点尴尬呢
I left my ID at the lawyer office.
我身份证落律师办公室了
That's fine. What do you want?
没事你要点什么?
I'll have four beers, please.
额请给我四瓶啤酒
How about we order our meals at the same time
不如我们一起都点完餐
and then maybe you can just bring the check now.
然后你就可以现在买♥♥单了
That would be great. Thank you.
这样的话再好不过了谢谢你
So what is fast?
让我看看... 什么上得比较快?
All right, Marcus, alley-oop me into the cooler, okay?
好了马库斯空中接力下球到冷藏箱那边好不?
Now, Brett, come back, come back, come back!
就现在布雷特回来回来回来!
Oh, no! Damn it!
哦不! 我靠!
He's got the moves like Jagger.
摇摆动作很不错
That's your fault, Marcus. Me? Get your head
都怪你马库斯我? 兄弟
in the game, man. Mateo tattles me
认真点比赛好么马特奥向我透露
that you're playing a game instead of working.
你们在比赛而不是工作
Seriously, dude?
兄弟来真的啊?
Yeah, you're misusing baked goods
对啊你们不当使用这些烘焙商品
and hurting people's cashmere, so...
还弄坏别人的羊绒衫所以...
Come on, man. I'm sorry,
得了吧我很抱歉
but this game is over, okay?
但这场比赛要结束了好么?
I'm throwing this away.
我要把这个扔掉
Did you see that? What?
你看到了么? 什么?
Glenn, you just got a mannequin bumper.
格伦你刚刚扔了个... 假人球!
Is that good?
这很厉害么?
Phew, I don't know.
噗怎么说呢
Is the best you can do good? Whoo.
岂止不错简直是棒极了! 哇哦
Come on, you had to play this before.
说真话你肯定之前练过这个
No, I swear. I mean, I'm on
没我发誓没我是说我是
my church's Wiffle ball team.
教会的空心棒球队运动员
Well, I get the emails.
我收到他们的邮件了
Ooh, well, I don't know.
怎么说呢
I mean, I'd say you're a natural.
我不得不说你是个天才
I mean, that was incredible.
这简直不可思议
Yeah? Glenn, they're obviously
是吗格林他们明显是
manipulating you. - You're just jealous
在诱惑你你就是嫉妒我
because I got a manne-bump on my first try.
因为我一次就打出了假人球
Please! Anyone can hit that stupid mannequin.
拜托谁都能打中那个蠢模特好吗
Really? Prove it.
真的吗证明一下
Nice, Mateo!
太棒了马特奥
I did it. Yeah.
我做到了是的
Yeah, you did. I'm an athlete.
是的你做到了我简直是个运动员
I'm an athlete.
我是个运动员
I did it! I'm Simone Biles!
我做到了我是西蒙·拜尔斯
I'm Simone Biles! Who?
我是西蒙·拜尔斯谁
Yes! Simone Biles!
是的西蒙·拜尔斯
The Olympic gymnast.
奥♥运♥会冠军
Ohh, thank you. Okay, so...
谢谢你好吧
why don't we go around the circle
为什么我们不一个一个来
and each name our favorite part of the penis?
说出你们最喜欢JJ的哪个部分
I'll go first. The bottom.
我先来根部
So, Cheyenne,
然后夏安
how are things with you and Bo?
你和小博过的怎么样了
Great. You know, same old Bo.
棒极了你懂的小博还是老样子
Little dangerous, little mysterious,
有点危险又有些神秘
little dyslexic.
还有些许阅读困难
He recently lost his flip-flops so, you know...
他最近把拖鞋丢了...
ups and downs.
起起落落
And, um, Sandra, you're still with Jeff?
桑德拉你还和杰夫在一起吗
Um, yeah. It's fine.
是的还不错
It's fine? This is ladies' lunch, Sandra.
还不错这是闺蜜午餐时间桑德拉
We need deets.
我们要分享小秘密
We spend hours on the phone,
我们打很久的电♥话♥
just talking.
只是说说话
He loves my taste in music.
他喜欢我对音乐的品味
I spend the night at his hotel when he's in town.
他在市里的时候我就去他的酒店过夜
We make love on silk sheets.
我们在丝绸床单上做♥爱♥
Oh, God, he's...gentle
天啊他很温柔
and strong.
却很强壮
Sometimes he's dark.
有时候他很阴暗
He took me to the edge of his balcony once
有一次他把我推到阳台的边缘
and he asked, "Are you afraid?"
然后他问我"你害怕吗"
And I said, "Yes."
我回答 "是的"
And he said, "Good.
然后他说 "很好
That's how I feel with you."
这就是我对你的感觉"
And then we made love.
接着我们做♥爱♥
And then we ate dinner.
然后吃晚餐
And it was fancy.
非常美妙的体验
He thinks I'm prettier than my sister.
他觉得我比我姐姐更可爱
Yeah.
好吧
So when you say the bottom,
你刚才说底部
you mean the base or, like, the underside?
你说的是根部还是底侧
Um, I'd have to say, like, just the full underneath.
我说的是最下面
Loose muffin! Loose muffin!
抓住它抓住它
Go, go, go, go, go!
快快快