宋飞正传（1990）

我讨厌衣服
I hate clothes, okay?
我讨厌买♥♥衣服
I hate buying them.
我讨厌从衣橱里挑衣服
I hate picking them out of my closet.
我无法忍♥受每天都要 试图为自己挑选合适的衣服
I can't stand every day trying to come up with little outfits for myself.
我想总有一天
I think eventually...
时尚将不复存在
...fashion won't even exist.
我觉得总有一天大家会穿同样的衣服
We'll all be wearing the same thing.
因为我无论何时看电影或电视
Because any time I see a movie or a TV show...
当有人来自未来或其他星球时
...where there's people from the future...
他们穿的都一样
...they're all wearing the same thing.
他们某种程度上决定 “这就是我们的行头”
Somehow they decided, "This is going to be our outfit."
一身银装 V-型条纹 配上靴子 就这样了
One-piece silver jumpsuit, V-stripe and boots. That's it.
我们得为地球选一套衣服 地球服
We should come up with an outfit for Earth. An Earth outfit.
我们得投票
We should vote on it.
候选人展示不同衣服 不做演讲
Candidates propose different outfits. No speeches.
走出来 转个身 就回去
They walk out, twirl, walk off.
我们坐在观众席上说 “这件不错 我能穿”
We just sit in the audience and go, "That was nice. I could wear that."
我想看的够多了 - 我们后面还有的
I think I've seen enough. - I might have something in the back.
后面？后面找不出什么东西的
The back? They never find anything in the back.
如果有好东西 他们会放在前面
If they had anything good, they'd put it in the front.
为什么他们不专为“后面”开家店 就叫做“只有后面”
Why don't they open an entire store for the back? Call it "Just Back."
全是后面 没有前面
All back. No front.
你走到前面 马上就到了后面
You walk in the front, you're immediately in the back.
瞧 伊莲 领带洗车机
Look, Elaine. Tie carwash.
这书我刚读过 太棒了 - 她父亲写的
I just read that. That's terrific. - Her father wrote that.
奥尔顿·贝尼斯是你父亲？ - 没错
Alton Benes is your father? - Yeah.
我一直觉得他应该 拥有更广泛的观众群
I always felt he deserved a wider audience.
我也不确定他是不是需要
I'm not so sure he wants one.
嘿 星期天别忘了 好吗？
Hey, don't forget Sunday, okay?
你和乔治会来的 对吧？ 维斯伯利酒店 8:00
You and George are coming, right? Hotel Westbury, 8:00.
嗯 我想我会去的 我是说…
Yeah, I guess I'm coming. I mean...
什么 你现在不想去了？ - 不 我会去的 我去
What, you don't wanna go now? - No, I'll go. I'm going.
不 杰瑞 你必须去 我需要有人圆场
No, Jerry, you have to. I need a buffer.
我有日子没见过我父亲了 还有 你知道 这…
I haven't seen my father in a while, and, you know, it's...
我担心无法与他交流 他是个伟大的作家
I'm worried I won't be able talk to him. He's such a great writer.
说实话 我更喜欢和笨人做伴儿
Frankly, I prefer the company of nitwits.
原来这就是我们分手的原因啊
So that's why we're not together anymore.
这是什么？
What is this?
太帅了
This is beautiful.
这种夹克再适合我不过了
These jackets never fit me right.
穿上试试
Try it on.
喔
Wow.
这是软小山羊皮的
This is soft suede.
这可能是我生平穿的最合适的夹克了
This may be the most perfect jacket I have ever put on.
多少钱？ - 哦 天哪
How much is it? - Oh, my God.
不妙？
Bad?
很不妙？ - 你想不到
Very bad? - You have no idea.
我想到些 - 想不到
I have some idea. - No idea.
我能猜个大概 - 你猜不到...
I've got a ballpark. - There's no park...
...绝对想不到
...and the team has relocated.
让我看看
Let me see that.
是够贵的
That is high.
哦 老兄 但这夹克是真帅
Oh, man, that is a beautiful jacket, though.
条纹图案中的粉线干什么用？
What's with the pink lining with the candy stripes?
就是个衬里而已 你可以换掉
It's just lining. You can always have it changed.
我该买♥♥吗？
Should I get it?
我最讨厌这个时候 现在我听到两个声音 你知道吗？
I hate these moments. I'm hearing the dual voices now, you know?
“这么贵怎么办？” “钱算什么？”
"What about the money?" "What's money?"
你穿着很合身
It looks wonderful on you.
宋飞正传 第二季 第3集 “夹克”
嘿 - 嘿
Hey. - Hey.
新夹克
New jacket.
你觉得怎么样？ - 很帅
What do you think? - It's beautiful.
适合我吗？ - 绝对适合你
Is it me? - That's definitely you.
真的？ - 比你原来的衣服…
Really? - That's more you...
都适合
...than you've ever been.
粉色的衬里干什么用？ - 不知道 本来就是粉衬里
What is with the pink lining? - I don't know. It's got a pink lining.
那你花了多少钱？ - 它值多少我付多少
So, what'd you pay for this? - I paid what it costs.
多少钱？ - 有区别吗？
How much? - What's the difference?
你不打算告诉我吗？ - 我宁愿不说
You're not gonna tell me? - I'd rather not say out loud.
很尴尬
It's embarrassing.
300多？ - 没错 别再说了
Over 300? - Yes. But let's just stop it right there.
400多 - 我不再回答了
It's over 400. - I'm really not answering anymore.
是不是400多？ - 你能不能…？
Is it over 400? - Would you...?
哦 天哪
Whoa, Nelson.
我知道 我知道
I know. I know.
那件皮夹克你打算怎么处理？
What are you gonna do with the leather one?
不知道
I don't know.
你还穿吗？
Are you gonna wear it?
不知道 可能吧 - 你才不会穿这个呢
I don't know, maybe. - Well, you're not gonna wear this.
你想要吧？
Do you want it?
嗯 好吧 我要
Yeah, okay, I'll take it.
我喜欢这夹克
I like that jacket.
好吧 拿去吧 - 嘿 善有善报
Okay, take it. - Hey. Good karma for you.
哦 宝贝
Oh, baby.
那是什么歌♥？
What is that song?
《悲惨世界》里的 我上周看过
It's from Les Misérables. I went to see it last week.
在我脑海中挥之不去 我就一遍遍不停哼唱
I can't get it out of my head. I just keep singing it over and over.
自然流露 我无法控制
It just comes out. I have no control over it.
我坐电梯唱 坐公车唱 见客户也唱
I'm singing it on elevators, buses. Singing in front of clients.
它控制了我的人生
It's taking over my life.
你知道吧 舒曼就是这么疯的
You know, Schumann went mad from that.
汉查营的亚堤·舒曼？
Artie Schumann from Camp Hatchapee?
不 你个傻瓜 - 你算老几 巴德·阿博特？
No, you idiot. - What are you, Bud Abbott?
你为什么喊我傻瓜？
What are you calling me an idiot for?
你不知道作曲家罗伯特·舒曼吗？
You don't know Robert Schumann, the composer?
哦 舒曼啊 当然知道
Oh, Schumann. Of course.
他就是因为一个音符而疯的 在脑海中挥之不去
He went crazy from one note. Couldn't get it out of his head.
我觉得是中音部 他不停地一遍遍重复
I think it was an A. He kept repeating it over and over again.
专门机构不得不把他拘留
He had to be institutionalised.
真的？
Really?
那 如果停止不了怎么办？
Well, what if it doesn't stop?
哦 我真该听听这些 受益匪浅
Oh, that I really needed to hear. That helps a lot.
好吧 说点别的 说吧 换个话题
All right, just say something. Just start talking. Change the subject.
我们走吧 好吗？
Let's just go, all right?
真不敢相信我们 和奥尔顿·贝尼斯一起吃饭
I can't believe we're having dinner with Alton Benes.
我知道将会发生什么
I know exactly what's gonna happen.
我会尽力表现不那么激动
I'm gonna try and act like I'm not impressed.
他一眼就会识破的 - 他会把我们当作…
He'll see right through it. - He'll look at us...
他木偶剧中的幕后人员
...like he's backstage at a puppet show.
我去拿夹克
Let me just get my jacket.
价值不菲啊
This is huge.
什么时候买♥♥的？ - 周三
When did this happen? - Wednesday.
这件夹克完全改变了我的人生
This jacket has completely changed my life.
当我穿成这样离开时
When I leave the house in this...
是完全不同的一种自信
...it's with a whole different confidence.
就像 今晚我可能有点儿紧张 但穿着这件夹克…
Like, tonight I might've been a little nervous, but inside this jacket...
我就变得沉着、稳健、踏实 可以迎接任何社交挑战
...I am composed, grounded, secure that I can meet any social challenge.
我能对你说件事吗？
Can I say one thing to you?
我是以一个纯洁无暇 且坚定的异性恋者身份说的
And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.
当然
Absolutely.
奢华
It's fabulous.
我知道 - 我再说点别的…
I know. - And I'll tell you something else...
我不会追问
...l'm not even gonna ask you.
我想知道 但我不会追问
I wanna know, but I'm not gonna ask.
你觉得合适时就告诉我
You'll tell me when you feel comfortable.
那 多少钱 400？
So, what was it, 400?
500？你买♥♥这衣服花了500？
Five hundred? Did you pay 500 for this?
大于6？不会是7的 别告诉我你买♥♥这件夹克花了700块
Over 6? Can't be 7. Don't tell me you paid $7 00 for this jacket.
你买♥♥这夹克花了700块？ 你是不是这个意思？
Did you pay $7 00 for this jacket? Is that what you're saying to me?
你有病吗！这就是你花的钱？