校园时代

Schooled S02E05

Part 4 Nov. 23, 2019, 9:36 p.m.

总有人得这么做
Someone had to do it.
那也该是我我经常帮他们处理个人问题
That someone is me, and I help them plenty with that stuff.
是吗
Do you?
鼬鼠说
Weasel, go!
我父母在经历一次很糟糕的分手
My parents are going through this, like, really bad break-up,
我感觉是我一手造成的
and I just feel like it's all my fault.
好的这样吧
Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
我们假装刚才的对话没有发生过
We're gonna pretend none of this was said.
给我做垂直蛙跳
And give me some frog squats.
人人都知道垂直蛙跳
Everybody knows that frog squats
是治愈身体和心理的良药
are the cure for body and mind.
我能给你点建议吗教练对教练
Can I give you a little advice, coach to coach?
不因为你不是教练
No, because you're not a coach.
我的奖杯可不同意
My trophy says otherwise.
这不是你的奖杯
This is not your trophy.
是我的奖杯虽然是你赢来的
This is my trophy, even though you won it.
听着冠军
Look, champ --
不不别想用体育行话跟我套近乎
No, no, no. Don't try to connect to me by using sports lingo.
我知道我亲身实践的方式
I know that my more hands-on method
对你来说有点可怕
is a little scary for you --
不靠在椅子上一副淡定平易近人的样子
No, don't sit backwards in the chair like you're cool and relatable
好让我对你敞开心扉
so I open up to you.
拜托大块头我们来谈谈这些感受
Come on, big guy. Let's dig into those feelings.
我的感受封锁在了
My feelings are locked and sealed
我坚实的躯干后
behind a solid wall of muscle that is my torso.
我们都知道好的教练
We both know a great coach
教的不仅仅是摔跤动作高手
teaches more than just wrestling moves, ace.
你不是教练
You're not a coach,
我也不擅长谈论感受和问题
and I'm not good at talking about feelings and problems.
你不需要擅长
You don't have to be good.
你只需要陪着他们强击手
You just have to be there for 'em, slugger.
要是我不行呢
What if I can't be?
我们都知道要是有谁能做到的话
We both know that if anyone can do it,
那就是你运动·麦克运动人
it's you, Sporty McSportperson.
你没绰号♥可取了吗
You run out of nicknames?
是的
Yes. I have.
在梅勒消化格拉斯科特建议的同时
As Mellor was letting Glascott's advice sink in,
CB希望他对我的建议能起到作用
CB was hoping his own advice had worked on me.
终于在做那个模拟测试了啊
Finally doing that practice test, I see.
是的你说得对
Yeah. And you're right.
我觉得我做得不错
I actually think I did pretty good.
毫不怀疑
I don't doubt that for a second.
我看看
Let's see what we got here.
魔术
Shoop. Magic.
画出食物金字塔
"Draw the food pyramid."
你画了一个苹果金字塔
And then you just drew a bunch of apples into a pyramid.
完美无缺
Nailed it.
冷战何时结束天气热了的时候
"When did the Cold War end?" "When it got hot."
这是我最得意的一个答案
That one's my fave.
说出四大洋
"Name the four oceans."
杰克克莉丝珍妮特罗珀先生
"Jack, Chrissy, Janet, Mr. Roper"?
我喜欢那个节目
I love that show.
π是什么你画了一个派
"What is pi?" And then you drew pie.
我是天才对吗
Boom. I'm a genius, right?
描述创世大爆♥炸♥ 很吵
"Describe the Big Bang." "Really loud."
我答得如何
How'd I do?
如果有一个讽刺和怨恨的测试
Well, if it's a test for sarcasm and spite,
那么你完成得很棒
then you aced it.
我的第一个A+
Aw. My first A-plus.
你的答案很有创意也很恼人
Oh, your answers are so creative and infuriating.
你还不如用这时间去学习
You could've just spent the time studying.
那样你就能通过的
You would've actually passed.
挂科吧
More like failed.
我还是学生的时候
Look, when I was a student here,
考试和记忆是我最不擅长的事
taking tests and memorizing stuff was not my thing.
这不是八十年代莱妮
It's not the '80s, Lainey.
有很多手段可以帮助人采取不同的方法学习
There's a ton of ways now to help people who learn differently.
感觉是在委婉说我笨
Sounds like a nicer way to just say I'm a dummy.
不你和其他人一样聪明
No. You're just as smart as everyone else.
你只需要找到一个
You just need to find another way of learning
最适合你的学习方法
that works best for you.
或者坚持音乐
Or I just stick to music.
那个对我来说最简单
That's the one thing that always comes easy
也最说得通
and always makes sense to me.
我相信你能力不止于此
Well, I believe you can do much more than that.
也许是时候停止相信我了
Maybe it's time to stop believing in me.
我放弃了想做代课老师的愿望
I had given up on wanting to become a substitute
回去专注于我唯一
and was back to focusing on the one thing
有资格教的课程音乐
I was already qualified to teach -- music.
看看当你不放弃的时候会怎么样吧
See what happens when you don't give up?
当我遇到困难时我收买♥♥你们
I mean, do I feel bad for bribing some of you guys
来帮我放弃我感到内疚吗
to help me give up when I found something challenging?
百分百是的
100%, yes.
但这跟我以及我有多烂无关
But this isn't about me and how much I suck.
重点是你们演奏的时候
It's about how you guys are hot like wasabi
你们像芥末一样火♥辣♥
when you bust rhymes.
听上去感觉好辣
That sounded pretty spicy to me.
我愿意加在我的玉米煎饼上
I'd put it on my burrito,
显然它的意思是"小驴子"
which apparently means "Small donkey."
听着我很不喜欢
Listen, I really hate the idea
你错过今晚的考试
of you missing that test tonight.
我很感动你这么关心
I love that you care so much,
但如果我根本就过不了考不考有什么关系
but what's the point if I'm not even gonna pass?
你显然不熟悉
You're obviously unfamiliar
"CB压碎猛吃"的学习方法
with the "CB jam while you cram" Study technique.
各位我们来演练一遍
Okay, guys, let's do a rehearsal.
一二三
One, two, three.
*科罗拉多州丹佛*
* It is Denver, Colorado *
*加州是萨克拉门托*
* And California -- that's got Sacramento *
*夏威夷火奴鲁鲁*
* Honolulu, Hawaii-I *
*在犹他州你会发现盐湖城*
* Utah's where you'll find Salt Lake City *
*有什么需要帮助的吗莱妮搞清这些首府*
* How can I help you, Lainey, figure out these capitals? *
*我想教你俄亥俄州哥伦布*
* I wanna teach you Columbus, Ohio *
*我喜欢去麦迪逊*
* I'm the kinda guy who loves to go to Madison *
*不知道在哪*
* Don't understand where that is? *
*威斯康星州*
* Wisconsin *
*这些是州首府*
* These are the state capitals *
*博伊西就在爱达荷州*
* Where is Boise? It's right there in Idaho *
*亚利桑那州菲尼克斯*
* Phoenix, Arizona *
*哈里斯堡就在宾州*
* And Harrisburg is right here in Pennsylvania *
*马萨诸塞州的首府是波士顿*
* Massachusetts is Boston *
*你知道得州首府是奥斯汀*
* And you know that Texas is Austin *
*也许我们可以拜访奥尔巴尼*
* And maybe we can visit Albany *
*庆祝你通过地理考试*
* To celebrate you passing this geography? *
你为了我让自己看上去像个傻子
You made yourself look like a total jackass just for me?
我以为我看上去很棒
Well, I-I -- Well, I thought I looked pretty awesome.
你说你不擅长记事实
You said you're not much for memorizing facts.
那歌♥词呢
How about lyrics?
这个我可以
That, I can do.
谢了 CB
Thanks, CB.
务必要记住
It's important to remember
学习不仅仅是学生的任务
that learning isn't just for students.
我们老师也得一直成长
We teachers have to keep growing, too.
虽然有时候看上去很难
And even though it may seem tough at times,
你其实需要的只是一个合适的人为你指引道路
all you really need is the right person to guide you.
天啊太美了
My God, she's glorious.
你们为自己赢得了一座奖杯各位
You got yourselves one heck of a trophy there, boys.
多亏了你 G教练
It's all thanks to you, Coach G.
是G先生你们真正的教练回来了
It's Mr. G. You got your real coach back.
罗尼等等
Ronnie, wait.