罪案第六感（2012）

Perception S03E14

Part 2 April 13, 2021, 11:12 a.m.

他要是需要治疗就介绍他去健康服务机构
If he needs treatment, refer him to health services.
校园保安尝试过但他拒绝了
Campus security tried. Uh, he refused.
所以我想也许你可以说服他
So I thought maybe you'd convince him to get help.
保罗我不认识这个孩子
Paul, I don't know this kid.
也许你对他的了解
Well, maybe you know him
也没有想象的那么少
a little bit better than you think.
还记得我们大四的时候吗发生了一件
Remember our senior year, there was a certain incident
与裸体和北广场上的喷泉有关的事
involving public nudity and the fountain on north quad?
求你了丹尼尔
Come on, Daniel.
只有你最可能劝服这个孩子
If there's anyone who can get through to this kid, it's you.
抱歉搅了你的讲座
Sorry for messing up your lecture,
但我必须那么做
but I had to do it.
能跟我说说为什么吗
Can you tell me why?
都是命中注定的伙计
It's written in the stars, dude.
金星和土星一千年
Venus and Saturn are aligned in a convergence
才共线一次
that only happens once in 1,000 years.
这就表明莉莉就是我的一生挚爱
It's a sign that Lily is my one great love.
这还不明白吗我必须让她回到我身边
So don't you see? I had to get her back.
但莉莉似乎对重归于好
Well, it seems like Lily's not that interested in
不感兴趣啊
resuming the relationship.
你错了
No, you see, you're wrong.
我觉得一定是有人扰乱她的想法
I think someone's messing with her head,
跟她说我的坏话
telling her lies about me.
你觉得是谁在这么做
Who do you think is doing that?
我不确定但我想她在跟一个教授上♥床♥
I'm not sure, but I think she might be sleeping with a professor.
也许是他嫉妒我
And he is probably jealous of me,
所以就想要毁了我
so he's trying to destroy me.
所以我得做些大事
That's why I had to go big.
要惊天动地
I had to do something epic
好让她知道我们命中注定懂吗
to make her realize that I'm the one, you know?
杰西你的这些想法还有冲动
Jesse, these thoughts you're having, the impulsiveness --
可能是精神疾病的症状
they could be symptoms of mental illness.
你也觉得我是个疯子
You think I'm crazy, too.
我跟你一样大时也有些相似的情况
I struggled with something similar when I was your age,
直到一次公共危机才让我开始寻求帮助
and it took a very public crisis for me to get help.
也许你现在跟别人聊聊
Maybe if you spoke to someone now,
就不会走到那一步
it wouldn't have to go that far.
你跟其他人一样都跟我对着干
You're against me like everyone else.
离开我的房♥间
Get the hell out of my room, man.
很明显他有一些冒险行为
He's engaging in risky behavior, obviously.
他夸张偏执认为所有人都在反对他
He's grandiose, paranoid, thinks everyone's against him,
他还认为莉莉跟一个教授上了床
and he thinks that Lily's sleeping with a professor
是教授在破坏他们俩的关系
who's sabotaging the relationship.
可能是躁郁症的躁狂阶段
It could be the manic phase of bipolar disorder,
也可能是精神分♥裂♥症
or it could be schizophrenia.
但用药会有帮助的对吗
But medication will help, right?
如果他不认为他有问题
If he doesn't even think he has a problem,
他是不会同意服药的
he's not gonna agree to meds.
那我该怎么办
So what do I do?
你可以让纪律委员会开除他
Well, you could let the disciplinary committee expel him
或者让芝加哥警局逮捕他
or CPD arrest him.
拜托告诉我还有其它选择
Please tell me there's an "or" coming.
或者你给他些时间等他自己想通
Or... you could give it time and hope he comes around.
你觉得他危险吗
Do you think he's dangerous?
我没法下定论我也不能告诉你该怎么做
I can't say that for sure, and I can't tell you what to do,
但我知道如果我第一次犯病的时候
but I do know that if I had been arrested or expelled
就被开除或逮捕我也就不会在这里了
when I first got sick, I might not be here today.
你想知道我为什么生气
You want to know why I'm so upset?
因为冰雕看起来像个飞翔的丁丁基思
Because the ice sculpture looks like a flying penis, Keith!
一个简单的天鹅就那么难做吗
Is a simple swan so difficult?!
打扰一下
Excuse me.
基思稍后再打给你
Keith, I will call you later!
你的助手说我可以等你
Hi, your assistant told me I could wait.
我是凯文凯特的婚礼策划
I'm Kevin, Kate's wedding planner.
那跟我有什么关系呢
And that concerns me why?
知道我来这里她可能会生气
Well, she would probably be ticked at me for being here,
但我的工作就是
but since it is my job
保证她婚礼那天一切都很完美
to make sure that her wedding is perfect,
我必须告诉你她有些担心
I have to tell you that she's... concerned
在婚礼那天你会穿什么
about what it is you'll be wearing on her big... day.
说实话我觉得她担心的有道理
And to be honest, I don't blame her.
你穿的羊毛衫简直跟我爷爷的一样
My grandpa called, and he wants his cardigan back.
我又不♥穿♥这个去参加婚礼你这个白♥痴♥
I'm not wearing this to the wedding, you idiot!
不管你穿什么你肯定会刮胡子吧
Well, whatever you wear, I certainly hope you'll shave.
我们还得谈谈你的祝酒词
And we need to talk about your toast.
我的我的祝酒词
My -- my toast?
在彩排晚宴上的
For the rehearsal dinner.
你不知道吗
No?
凯特告诉我她会问你的
Kate told me she was going to ask you,
但我想她忘记了
but I guess she forgot.
新娘的脑子啊
Bridal brain.
但在"时表"里有写
But it is right here on the "shedule."
8:47至8:52 皮尔斯博士祝酒词
8:47 to 8:52 -- Dr. Pierce remarks."
你需要正好五分钟的祝酒词
Now, you will need exactly five minutes of material,
-最好幽默些 -最好不要
- preferably humorous. - Preferably not.
现在请你带上你的"时表"和时尚建议
Now, please, take your "shedule" and your fashion tips
滚出我的办公室
and get the hell out of my office.
-你好 -如果你对我的着装有意见
- Hello? - You know, if you have a problem with -- with my clothes,
或是想让我在晚宴什么的发表祝酒词
or you want me to give a toast at your dinner thingy,
直说就可以了
just say so.
丹尼尔你愿意说祝酒词那太好了
Daniel, if you want to make a toast, that would be great.
我知道社交活动
I mean, I know that social events
你向来不喜欢所以我就没问你
aren't really your cup of tea, so I wasn't gonna ask.
所以你就派你的婚礼策划师来
So you sicced your wedding planner on me
替你讲这些不好说的话吗
to do your dirty work?!
我没有婚礼策划师啊
I don't have a wedding planner.
你
You...
该死
Damn it.
我知道婚礼让人压力很大
Look, I know that weddings are, um, stressful.
我也很担心
I mean, I'm freaking out
怕自己会在走红毯时绊倒
about whether I'm gonna trip down the aisle.
但别担心好吗你穿什么都行
Don't worry, okay? Wear what you want.
你做什么都行怎样都好
Do what you want. It's all good.
好吧谢谢
Th... okay. Thanks.
抱歉打扰你了
Uh, uh, sorry to bother you.
但是如果你想说祝酒词
But if you did want to make a toast...
不要不要我才不想
No, no, I-I-I don't want to do that.
好吧丹尼尔不说也行
Okay, Daniel, that's fine, too.
我要挂了
I-I-I got to go.
他搞什么啊
What was that all about?
我觉得丹尼尔因为我们的婚礼压力过大
I think daniel's a little stressed about our wedding.
我们的婚礼他哪来的压力
Why is he stressed about our wedding?
我觉得真正的问题是
I think the real question here
你怎么能这么镇定自如
is how are you as cool as a cucumber?
我是在喝上婚宴的喜酒之前
Personally, I will not be relaxed
都放松不下来了
until I am drinking at our reception.
我们会喝到婚宴上的喜酒的
We will be drinking at our reception.
要我明天替你把这些
Hey, you want me to make a run to Goodwill tomorrow
捐了吗博士
for you, Doc?
不我是在选
No, I'm deciding which one
在凯特婚礼上要穿的衣服
I'm gonna wear to Kate's wedding.
好吧
Okay.
怎么了这些衣服不合适吗
What, is something wrong with them?
1986年穿就合适
Not if it was 1986.
很抱歉我的衣服
Well, I'm sorry if my wardrobe
达不到你的衣着品味要求
is not up to your sartorial standards.
我看
I think...
我是没戏了
I'm screwed.
不用担心博士
Don't worry about it, Doc.
我会帮你搞定一切的
I will take care of everything.