爱你，维克托

维罗妮卡与哈罗德
婚礼邀请函
维克托·萨拉扎与本吉·坎贝尔
本吉希望我们暂时分开一段时间
我们最近经常闹矛盾
但我曾以为我们足够坚强 能够克服任何事
而现在 我没那么确定了
我能跟你谈谈...
Hey, can I talk to you for a‐‐
怎么了
What's up?
你能陪我去参加米娅爸爸的婚礼吗
Uh, can you go to Mia's dad's wedding with me?
你能想到我还真贴心
Aw! That's sweet of you to ask.
-绝对不去 -什么 为什么
- Hard pass. - What? Why?
我想想 你的所有朋友都无聊得要命
Let's see, all of your friends are painfully boring,
而且我也没法
and I couldn't pick Mia's dad
从一排老头老太中认出米娅的爸爸和维罗妮卡
and Veronica out of a line‐up of old people.
皮拉 拜托
Pilar, please.
我对最后只身出席很过意不去
I feel really bad for showing up solo last second.
为什么不带上拉希姆
Why don't you bring Rahim?
他喜欢那些烂俗的浪漫情节
He loves all that cheesy romantic crap,
总想跟大家跳康茄舞
he's always trying to start a conga line,
而且他每件西服外套都搭配有高级的手巾
and he has fancy blazer napkins for every suit he owns.
你不知道有"方巾"这个词吗
Do you not know the term "Pocket square"?
我只是说 你们俩会玩得很开心的
I'm just saying, you two would have fun together.
那你别有压力 我问一句
I mean, there's like, it's like zero pressure, but,
你想去吗
w‐would you wanna go?
你确定本吉不会介意吗
Are you sure Benji'd be cool with it?
说真的 本吉临阵放我鸽子的时候
Honestly, Benji kind of lost his right to an opinion
就失去有意见的权利了
when he bailed on me last second.
再说 我们是朋友 他为什么会介意
And besides, we're friends. Why wouldn't he be cool with it?
好啊 我愿意跟你去
Yeah. Okay. Yes. I would love to go with you.
好 菲利克斯会在三点钟来这汇合
All right. Cool. Felix is meeting us here around three o'clock.
-到时候见 -好 到时候见
- See you then. - All right. See you then.
爱你，维克托
第二季 第十集[季终]
我要去带客户看新房♥子了
Well, I'm off to show my new listing.
那栋房♥子发生过很凶残的命案
The house was the site of a pretty grisly murder.
我打算用乳♥沟♥分散他们的注意力
I'm trying to distract with my cleavage.
我绝对愿意从你手上买♥♥凶宅
I would totally buy a murder house from you.
今晚在我家见吗
Aw! I'll see you at my place tonight?
好啊 我要做炸鸡 所以午饭少吃点
Yeah. I'm making fried chicken, so have a light lunch.
-裤头也穿松点 -我会去的
- And wear some loose pants. - I'll be there.
-嗨 我是... -谢尔比 对吧
- Hi. I'm ‐ - Shelby. Right?
伊莎 你来这做什么
Isa. Uh, what are you doing here?
抱歉 我只是需要谈谈
Sorry. I just‐I need to talk
而你不回我的短♥信♥
and you're not answering my texts.
他回消息是不是超不及时的
Isn't he the absolute worst with texting?
好了 我正好要出门
All right, well, I was just heading out, so, um...
很高兴见到你 伊莎贝尔
It's nice to meet you, Isabel.
我也是
You, too.
你想要个甜甜圈吗
You want a donut, or‐‐
对不起 我不知道她会在这里
I'm sorry. I didn't know she'd be here.
我只是很担心维克托
I just... I'm worried about Victor.
他自从跟本吉暂时分开后就没怎么出过房♥间
He's barely left his room since his "Break" with Benji.
我知道这多多少少是我的错
Which I know was at least partially my fault.
-我之前对那孩子很恶劣 -这个
- I was pretty horrible to that boy. - Well...
扭转态度永远不晚
It's never too late to be un‐horrible.
嗯 也许你是对的
Yeah. Maybe you're right.
但不光是本吉的事
But it's not just Benji.
当维克托看见你跟谢尔比在一起
When Victor saw you with Shelby...
我知道 我能看出来他被深深影响了
Yeah, I know. I, I could tell it really got to him.
曼多 我们已经分居六个月了
Mando, we've been separated for six months.
你在和别的女人约会...
And you're seeing another woman. It's‐‐
我相信我们能拯救我们的婚姻
I believe we can save our marriage.
我想拯救我们的婚姻
I want to save our marriage.
但如果你不想
But if you don't,
那我们是时候开启新篇章了
then it's time to start this new chapter in our lives.
孩子们夹在中间
This living in between is just...
对他们来说太难了
it's too hard on the kids.
对我也太难了
It's too hard on me.
是时候决定你想做什么了
It's time for you to decide what you want to do.
我知道 你说得对
I know. You're right.
谢谢你的甜甜圈
Thanks for the donut.
宝贝
Hi, sweetheart.
妈
Hi, Mom.
欢迎回家
Welcome home.
-我想你了 -我也想你
- I missed you. - I missed you.
我跟你发誓
I swear to you,
真有个女的认为
this woman truly believed
她是英国女王失散多年的姐妹
that she was the lost sister of the Queen of England.
当别人经过她时 必须得行礼
And when people would pass by her, they would have to curtsy,
不然她就会发火
or she would just lose it.
看上去你状态很不错 妈
It seems like you're doing good, Mom.
我感觉很好
I feel good.
倒也不是说一帆风顺 但是
I mean, not that there weren't tough days, but...
当我遇到困难时 我就...
when it would get hard, I would just...
闭上眼睛 深呼吸
close my eyes, I would take a deep breath,
然后想到如果我不振作起来
and I would think about all the things that I would miss
我会错过的那些事
if I didn't get my shit together.
比如跟你吃早午餐
Like having brunch with you...
看你毕业
Seeing you graduate.
看你结婚
Seeing you get married.
而那让我
And that made it
清楚意识到我该做什么
clear as day what I needed to do.
所以我会挣扎着起床
So I would drag my ass out of bed,
吃给我开的新药
I would take my new meds...
我会咒骂那地方
I would curse that place
不让我吃瑞典小鱼软糖
for not allowing me to have Swedish Fish,
因为...
because, like...
然后我会去做诊疗
And then I would go to therapy.
妈 我可以不去参加婚礼的
You know, Mom, I can bail on the wedding.
不不 你应该去
No. No, you should go,
再说我觉得
and I don't think that
你如果放蕾可鸽子 她不会高兴的
Lake would take kindly to you standing her up.
这个...
Yeah, um...
我本打算告诉你这件事
I was gonna tell you about that
等你恢复好的时候
once, uh, you got back up on your feet.
我跟蕾可分手了
Um, Lake and I broke up.
菲利克斯 我很遗憾
Oh, Felix, I'm so sorry.
发生了什么事
What happened?
她辜负了我的信任
She betrayed my trust.
她告诉了她妈妈我们的处境
I mean, she told her mom about our situation.
我明白你为什么感觉被背叛了
I understand why you feel betrayed.
但我想让你知道
But I want you to know that
无论你跟蕾可以后会发生什么
whatever happens between you and Lake in the future,
我永远都会对她心存感激
I will forever be grateful to her.
什么意思
What do you mean?
她冒着跟你分手的风险
She risked your relationship
就为了让我能得到应该得到的帮助
to make sure that I got the help that I needed.
我觉得这让她很特别
And I think that that makes her pretty special.
再说 她穿短款上衣真的很好看
Plus, that girl looks great in a crop top.
是啊
Yeah.
好了 哪一条能传达出
Okay, so which one of these says,
"蕾可·梅利韦瑟单身并准备好重返情场"了
"Lake Meriwether is single and ready to mingle?"
开什么玩笑
Who am I kidding?
当然是连体裤 连体裤永远都是首选
It's the jumpsuit. It's always the jumpsuit.
听着 我很高兴你准备好重返情场了
Look, I'm so glad that you are ready to mingle,
但我只邀请了四个人参加这场婚礼
but I only invited like four people to this wedding,
他们要么是同志 我男友 要么是你前任
and they're either gay, my boyfriend or your ex‐boyfriend.
早上好 女士们
Morning, ladies.
早上好
Good morning.
爸 新郎不是不应该在婚礼前
Dad! Isn't the groom not supposed to see the bride
-见新娘吗 -这个
- before the wedding? - Ah, well...
我觉得如果新娘都怀孕好几个月了
I think when the bride is hugely pregnant,
那些传统习俗都可以抛到脑后
all the traditional rules kind of go out the window.
-打扰下 布鲁克斯先生 -失陪了 女士们