爱你，维克托

那感觉一定很棒
Must be nice.
不必清早五点起床
Not having to wake up at 5 A.M.
和这些恐同的白♥痴♥一起训练
to practice with those homophobic morons.
他们也不全是白♥痴♥
They're not all morons.
好啊 我的同志兄弟们
Yo, what's up, my bromos?
听着 很高兴我们上周末一起出去玩了
Listen, I'm so glad we got to hang out last weekend.
对了 那个小屋超赞 本吉
Loved the cabin, by the way, Benji.
里面全都是暖色调的
Such a warm color palette.
那个角落壁炉太梦幻了
Oh, and that fireplace nook was positively dreamy.
我看过真人秀《粉雄救兵》 还是有点审美的
I watched Queer Eye, so I know what's good.
安德鲁 你为什么表现得这么奇怪
Andrew, why are you being so weird?
我只是在向你表明 我是位同志盟友
I'm just trying to show you that I am a queer ally.
还是说直男盟友
Or is a straight ally?
反正重点是 我是你们的盟友
Look, point is, I'm an ally.
好吧 球队之前的事真的很糟糕
All right, what happened with the team was messed up.
没错 但只要你准备好了
Yes, but whenever you're ready,
我们随时欢迎你回来
we want you back.
行吧 那些不想让我
Okay. Uh, what about the guys
和他们一起洗澡的家伙们呢
that didn't want me to shower with them?
那个吧...
That see...
你希望我归队打这个赛季的第一场比赛
You want me back on the team for the first game of the season
因为你知道没有我 你们就输定了
because you know you're screwed without me.
好运
Good luck.
好吧
Yeah.
爱你，维克托
第二季 第五集
你有想过也许这是最好的安排吗
Hey, did you ever think that maybe this is for the best?
你开始打篮球是因为你♥爸♥喜欢 对吗
I mean, you started basketball because your dad loves it, right?
嗯 也许你说得对
Yeah. Maybe you're right.
也许我打篮球只是因为这看起来像
Maybe I just played basketball because it seemed like
-典型直男会做的事 -没错
- something a straight kid would like to do. - Exactly.
-去他的篮球 -对 去他的篮球
- Screw basketball. - Yeah, screw basketball!
没错 去他的篮球
Yes, screw basketball!
抱歉 我只是想配合一下
Sorry. I just wanted to fit in.
-你好啊 -你好
- Well, hi. - Hi.
我们放学后还去本吉的
Uh, are we still going to Benji's
亲友演唱会吗
friends and family concert after school?
是的 我们一直在和新乐队一起创作音乐
Yes. Been working with the new band on some music,
我们需要直言不讳的反馈
and we need brutally honest feedback.
就是哪怕很烂也要吹捧你们
So tell you you're great, even if you suck.
差不多吧
Pretty much.
是只有我这么觉得 还是"百年战争"
Is it just me, or is the Hundred Years' War
真的非常富有情欲
just, like, really, really sensual?
我知道你是想让我分心
I know you're trying to distract me,
我对你耍的狐狸精花招已经免疫了
and I am immune to your feminine wiles.
就算我让你蹂躏我
Even if I ask you to ravage me,
就像1348年黑死病蹂躏欧洲那样也不行吗
like the Black Death ravaged Europe in 1348?
靠 你知道我抵抗不住忠于史实的小骚话
Dammit. You know I can't resist historically accurate dirty talk.
敲敲门
Knock, knock!
妈 我希望你能真的敲门
Mom! I really wish you'd actually knock,
而不是明明进来了还要补上一句"敲敲门"
instead of saying "knock, knock" once you're in my room.
听着 我刚接到个天大的好消息
Listen, I just got some incredible news.
玛丽·露·戈登的胆囊刚刚直接爆掉了
Mary Lou Gordon's gallbladder just straightup exploded,
所以猜猜谁会接手担任
so guess who's taking over hosting duties
本周《早安亚特兰大》的主播
for Good Morning Atlanta this week?
-我的天啊 -她还好吗
- Oh, my God. - Is she okay?
是我 这太令人兴奋了
Me! This is beyond exciting,
但如果我要睡满八小时的美容觉
but if I want to get my eight hours of beauty rest,
我现在就得上♥床♥
I have to go to bed like, now.
-好吧 晚安 -不 不是 不是的
- Okay. Good night. - Oh, no. No, no, no.
我追完了每一集《少女妈妈》
I've seen every episode of Teen Mom
这种事绝不能发生在我眼皮底下
and that is not going down on my watch.
好了 菲利克斯
Now, Felix,
亲爱的 你知道我特别喜欢你
honey, you know I am just very fond of you.
但快点离开我家
But get out of my house
我好吃我助理给我的食用大♥麻♥
so I can lull myself into a low key coma
让自己陷入轻度昏迷 好吗
with the edibles my assistant gave me, okay?
她真的最烂了
She is the actual worst.
话说 你想去我家待会儿吗
Actually, you, um, wanna come to my place for a bit?
真的吗 你妈不在家吗
Really? Is your mom not home?
不 不是 她在家
Oh, no. No. Sh... she's there.
我之前不想告诉你
You know, I didn't want to tell you,
是因为我怕乌鸦嘴 但她在吃新药
because I didn't want to jinx it, but she is on these new meds,
她现在要好多了
and she is doing a lot better,
我想让你们俩终于见上一面
and I kinda would love for you two to finally meet.
好 菲利克斯 这太棒了
Yes, Felix. That is amazing.
我去找一身见家长的体面打扮
Um, let me just throw a respectable parent look together.
我想让你妈妈为我痴狂
I want your mom to go crazy for me.
抱歉 这词用得不恰当
Sorry. Poor choice of words.
少说话 赶紧走
Uh, less talking and more leaving!
伊莎 是我
Isa, it's me.
曼多
Hey, Mando!
我来送房♥租支票
I, uh, have the rent check.
谢谢你
Thank you.
应该的
Of course.
我一直在想我们那天发生的事
I can't stop thinking about what happened with us the other day.
我也是
Me, neither.
我可喜欢你的作品了
Big fan of your work.
-我也是 -是吧
- And I of yours. - Yeah.
但我们从来都没有性方面的问题 对吗
But sex was never really our problem, was it?
-没错 -嗯
- No. - Yeah.
但我们该聊聊这对我们意味着什么
But I think we should talk about what it means, uh, for us.
今晚有空一起吃晚餐吗
You wanna have dinner tonight?
我要参加同性恋亲友会
Uh, I have PFLAG.
你可以和我一起去
You can come with me.
说真的 隔壁有家很棒的烧烤店
Yeah, there's... there's a great barbecue place next door.
那里有炸酸黄瓜 跟在得州做的一样
They have fried pickles, just like back in Texas.
好吧 你还是没准备好和我一起去互助会
Okay. You're still not ready to go to a meeting with me.
我正在努力 我发誓
I am working on it. I swear.
那就明晚一起吃饭吧
Dinner tomorrow night.
-明晚可以 -很好
- Tomorrow's perfect. - Good.
-行 -好吧
- Okay. - Okay.
好吧 那到时候见
Okay, so I'll see you.
-我不是... -我
- I don't... - I...
-我也...我们就亲脸吧 -好的
- I don't... let's do cheek. - Okay.
好极了
Great.
-再见 -再见
- Bye. - Bye.
好吧 这里的人都好酷 气场好强
Okay, everyone here is, like, intimidatingly cool.
太好了 真高兴你们来了
Yay! I'm so glad you guys are here.
小屋原班人马啊
Cabin crew.
你们好啊
Hey, guys.
本吉给我放了几首他们的歌♥
So, Benji played me some of their tracks,
简直不要太好听
and they sound so amazing.
就像是绸缎夹克和欢乐看台乐队生了个孩子
Like if Satin Jackets and Bleachers had a baby,
但他们之后死于一场车祸
but then they died in a car crash,
于是孩子只能交给太阳帝国乐团抚养
so the baby had to be raised by Empire of the Sun.
这说得通吗
Does that make any sense?
说不通 但我就喜欢你的激♥情♥
No. But I love your passion.
走吧 萨拉扎
Come on, Salazar.
去给女士们拿点喝的
Let's get the ladies some drinks.
什么 好吧
What? Uh, okay.
安德鲁 你想干什么
Andrew, what do you want?
我想要你赶紧归队
Well, I want your ass back on the team.
说实话 你难道不想回来吗
Be honest. Don't you miss it?
和一群认为我是
Being around a bunch of guys
更衣室变♥态♥的人待在一起吗
that think I'm some sort of locker room perv?
-还是算了吧 -不 没人那么想
- No, I'm good. - No. Nobody thinks that.
只是有几个人觉得别扭 但他们能克服的
A couple of guys are just weirded out, but they'll get over it.
你可以说是这世上最不像同志的同志了了
I mean, you're basically the least gay gay person alive.
感谢告知 我去跟本吉打声招呼
Good to know. I'm gonna go and say hi to Benji.
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