烂人劳德缪克（2017）

Loudermilk S02E02

Part 2 Aug. 16, 2023, 3:05 p.m.

或者你要去工作，当你回到家时，
you have your headphones in
pretending to write
你带着耳机假装在写字
or you're listening
to Danger Mouse's
Spotify playlist
或者您正在收听 Danger Mouse 的 Spotify 播放列表
because Allison
kicked you to the curb.
因为艾莉森把你踢到了路边。
You're like a...recluse.
你就像一个……隐士。
I'm not like a recluse.
我并不像一个隐士。
I am a recluse.
我是一个隐士。
That's by design.
这是设计使然。
If you want to stay here,
then you... You got to figure
this shit out
如果你想留在这里，那么你...你必须解决这个问题
because it's not
working for me.
因为它不适合我。
What if I don't want
to stay here?
如果我不想留在这里怎么办？
There's the door.
门在那儿。
You're the suckiest roommate
I've ever had.Really?
你是我遇到过的最糟糕的室友，真的吗？
Worse than the guy
that married your wife?
比娶你老婆的那个人还糟糕？
[SIGHS]
[叹气]
[SIGHS]
[叹气]
[DOOR SLAMS]
[关门声]
Shit.
拉屎。
Good evening.
晚上好。
Hey, I'm sorry
about the racket, Levon.
嘿，我对球拍的事感到抱歉，莱文。
I'm just having one
of those days, you know?
我只是度过了这样的日子，你知道吗？
You seem to have a lot
of those days.
看来你有很多这样的日子。
Yeah, well, you don't have any
roommates or you'd understand.
是的，好吧，你没有室友，否则你会理解的。
I do not. I live alone
since my wife pass away.
我不。自从我的妻子去世后，我一个人住。
Lucky bastard.
That's the life, right?
幸运的混♥蛋♥。这就是生活，对吗？
Uh, living by yourself
can be nice at times.Yeah, I bet.
呃，有时候一个人生活也不错。是的，我敢打赌。
A solitary life
is the life of a philosopher.
孤独的生活是哲学家的生活。
For sure.
And despite what society
make you believe,
一定。不管社会让你相信什么，
you can be on your own
and not be lonely.Exactly.
你可以独自一人，不会感到孤独。没错。
On the other hand,
if there's no one
in your life,
另一方面，如果你的生活中没有人，
you could die alone,
and no one would
find you for weeks.
你可能会独自死去，几个星期内都没有人会找到你。
I guess that that's true,
yeah. Yeah.
我想那是真的，是的。是的。
And if you have a pet,
it will almost
certainly eat you
如果你有宠物，它几乎肯定会吃掉你
after you pass away,
out of necessity.
当你去世后，出于必要。
I'll allow it.
And then the pet
would eventually die, too,
我会允许的。然后宠物最终也会死，
and he'd be eaten by rats,
probably larvae.
他会被老鼠吃掉，很可能是幼虫。
And that's why living alone
isn't always a good thing.
这就是为什么独居并不总是一件好事。
Levon, is your lease
month to month?
Levon，你的租约是按月计算的吗？
No, I got a good deal.
不，我得到了一个很好的交易。
Five years.
5年。
Awesome.
That's... I got to run.
惊人的。那是……我必须跑。
TONY: Bucolic is
a misleading word, huh?
托尼：“田园风光”是一个误导性的词，是吗？
What do you mean?
你是什么意思？
Well, it means "beautiful
and pastoral,"
嗯，它的意思是“美丽而田园”
which are nice things,
but it sounds horrible,
这些都是美好的事情，但听起来很可怕，
like "I got bucolic."
就像“我有田园风光”。
It sounds like puke,
colic, and colonic,
all mixed together.
听起来像是呕吐、绞痛和结肠，全部混合在一起。
I think it sounds like
a Serbian basketball player.
我觉得这听起来像塞尔维亚篮球运动员。
Okay, anybody else
who wants to share?
好吧，还有人想分享吗？
Yeah. Uh, I'll go.
是的。呃，我去。
So, um, a buddy of mine
invited us over to, uh,
所以，嗯，我的一个朋友邀请我们去，呃，
his place on Sunday
to watch the game.
周日他去那里观看比赛。
He has this great
man cave set up, man.
他建立了这个伟人洞穴，伙计。
You know, big-screen TV,
keg, everything, right?
你知道，大屏幕电视、小桶，一切，对吧？
My buddy's also
a really good cook.
我的朋友也是一位非常好的厨师。
He made these, uh,
wasabi hot wings.
他做了这些，呃，芥末热翅。
This shit's hot enough
to melt your balls off.
这狗屎热得足以融化你的蛋蛋。
Uh, sorry, Claire.
呃，抱歉，克莱尔。
But I didn't until I took
a bite one of them, right?
但直到我咬了一口之后我才意识到，对吧？
Now, he didn't have enough to
drink on hand except for beer,
现在，他手头上除了啤酒之外，已经没有足够的饮料了，
and I can't risk
taking a sip, right?
我不能冒险喝一口，对吧？
So I look over, man,
所以我看了看，伙计，
and I see
his dog's water bowl.
我看到了他的狗的水碗。
I just dive in, man.
我只是一头扎进去，伙计。
You know, I'm just drinking
all that water,
你知道，我只是喝了那么多水
like the dog fur
and saliva and puppy chow.
比如狗的皮毛、唾液和小狗饲料。
Just wash it
all down, man.
把一切都洗掉吧，伙计。
Nastiest thing I ever did
in my life,
我这辈子做过最恶心的事
but I'll be damned
if I took a drink.
但如果我喝了一杯酒，我就该死了。
All right. You get him
next time, Stevie.
好的。下次你去找他，史蒂维。
Just back on the horse.
No, no, no.
刚回到马背上。不不不。
Man, I... I...
I didn't take a drink, man.
伙计，我...我...我没有喝酒，伙计。
I didn't fall off
that motherfucking horse.
我没有从那匹该死的马上摔下来。
Oh, okay. Okay.
I want to hear from Mugsy.
哦好的。好的。我想听听穆格西的消息。
Oh, no.
I'm... I'm good.
不好了。我……我很好。
Yeah, you sure?
是的，你确定吗？
Nothing out of the ordinary
last night?
昨晚没有什么异常吗？
Nope.
没有。
Typical, uh, Friday night.
典型的，呃，周五晚上。
Okay. It's important
to be open and honest
in this group.
好的。在这个群体中保持开放和诚实非常重要。
I... I...
I know that.
我...我...我知道。
Why... Why am I getting
the third degree?
为什么……为什么我要获得第三学位？
Okay. What did
you do last night?
好的。你昨天晚上做了什么？
Uh, um, oh, I, uh,
watched television.
呃，嗯，哦，我，呃，看电视了。
Yeah?
What did you watch?
是的？你看了什么？
The, um...
那个，嗯...
Uh, Wild Wild West.
呃，狂野西部。
Yeah? The movie
or the old TV show?
是的？电影还是老电视剧？
TV.
电视。
Oh, you know, I follow
Bob Conrad on social media.
哦，你知道，我在社交媒体上关注鲍勃·康拉德。
He has a great feed.
Really, really great.
他的饲料很棒。真的，真的很棒。
I thought he was dead.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
我以为他死了。哦，不，不，不，不。
Oh, here's