烂人劳德缪克（2017）

Loudermilk S02E06

Part 4 Aug. 16, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

Okay, okay,
but nobody else, okay?
好吧好吧，但是没有其他人，好吗？
This just stays within...
Within our gang.
这只是留在……我们帮派内。
Oh, okay.
Okay.
哦好的。好的。
Don't be ashamed,
New Guy.
别害羞，新人。
Look, it's obvious you made
a success of yourself somehow.
看，很明显你以某种方式取得了成功。
And maybe you haven't had time
for a social life.
也许你还没有时间参加社交生活。
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, let's go with that.
哦耶。是的，我们就这样吧。
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[敲门]
Hey! What the fuck
is he doing here?
嘿！他他妈的在这里做什么？
Yeah, he was, uh,
eavesdropping on my
conversation with Cloud.
是的，他，呃，偷听我和克劳德的谈话。
Hey, man.
15-foot rule.
嗨，老兄。15 英尺规则。
If you don't whisper,
如果你不低语，
it's rude for anybody
within 15 feet not to listen.
15 英尺内的任何人如果不听，都是不礼貌的。
Am I too late?
What did I miss?
我是不是太晚了？我错过了什么？
This is fucking absurd!
这真是太荒谬了！
You know what's absurd?
你知道什么是荒谬的吗？
That you prize secrecy
over assistance.
你更看重保密而不是帮助。
These guys are here to help
you pop your lip cherry, man.
这些人是来帮你的，伙计。
Yeah.
I don't want his help.
是的。我不需要他的帮助。
Oh, I see.
Okay, you don't want my help.
我懂了。好吧，你不需要我的帮助。
All right, then I guess
I'll just call that chick back
好吧，那我想我就给那个小妞回电♥话♥吧
who I set you up with
and tell her it's off, hmm?
我给你安排了谁并告诉她一切都结束了，嗯？
What, you set me up?
Why?
怎么，是你陷害我的？为什么？
Listen,
I'm not a religious man,
听着，我不是一个有宗教信仰的人
but I do believe
that good pussy can
save a man's soul.
但我确实相信好的阴♥户♥可以拯救男人的灵魂。
And I also thought if I could
get somebody somewhere
我还想是否可以找人去某个地方
to want to kiss you
consensually,
想要自愿地吻你，
maybe you'd be a little bit
less of a turd all the time.
也许你会一直不那么像个废物。
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry, Mugsy.
哦好的。对不起，穆格西。
That...
That was nice of you.
那……你真是太好了。
Yeah.
And she's a great woman.
是的。她是一个伟大的女人。
Tons in common with you.
Mmm.
与你有很多共同点。嗯。
Except she's good-looking.
Ooh.
除非她长得好看。哦。
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Damn, she's early.
[门铃响了]该死，她来得太早了。
She's here? Why didn't you
tell me she's on her way?
她在这里？你为什么不告诉我她已经在路上了？
Because I didn't want
to stress you out.
因为我不想给你带来压力。
I'm stressed now!
我现在压力很大！
Oh, how do I look?
How do I look?
哦，我看起来怎么样？我看起来怎么样？
Don't make us answer
that question.
不要让我们回答这个问题。
We want to send you
on the date with confidence.
我们希望充满信心地向您发送日期。
Oh, hey.
Hey.
噢！嗨。嘿。
TONY: What the hell
are you doing?
托尼：你到底在做什么？
You don't throw a Hail Mary
on the first play of the game.
你不会在游戏的第一次玩时就扔出万福玛丽。
Give me that!
给我那个！
Okay, hey.
好吧，嘿。
Hey, a little privacy,
please.
嘿，请保留一点隐私。
Backyard.
Backyard!
后院。后院！
Oh.
哦。
[DOOR CLOSES]
[门关闭]
Hi.
你好。
Hello.
你好。
Um, am I early?
嗯，我来早了吗？
Oh, no.
No.
不好了。不。
Um, oh, you know what?
One of my...
嗯，哦，你知道吗？我的一个...
One of my cats
just got out.
我的一只猫刚刚出来。
Could... Could you just stay
there for a second, please?Oh, God, can I help?
可以……请你在那儿呆一会儿吗？哦，上帝，我能帮忙吗？
No.
No, no, thank you.
不，不，不，谢谢。
That's really sweet of you,
but if you could just, like,
你真是太贴心了，但如果你可以的话，
stay right there, please,
请呆在那里，
in case my cat rings,
you know, the... The doorbell.
如果我的猫响了，你知道，门铃。
What the fuck?
搞什么鬼？
Hey, what are you
so upset about?
嘿嘿，你这么生气干什么？
She's a midget!
她是个侏儒！
Hey, the correct term
is "little person."
嘿，正确的说法是“小人物”。
Don't be a racist.
不要成为种族主义者。
No, no, no,
he can call her that
'cause he's one himself.
不，不，不，他可以这样称呼她，因为他自己就是其中之一。
Yeah, like you guys
can call each other...
是的，就像你们可以互相称呼一样......
Bro.
兄弟。
Guys, I'm not
a little person.
各位，我不是一个小人物。
MUGSY: What?
What are you talking about?
穆格西：什么？你在说什么？
Well, I'm saying that
I'm not a little person.
好吧，我是说我不是一个小人物。
You're telling me
you're not a little person?
你告诉我你不是小人物？
No!
不！
All right,
well, God damn!
好吧，好吧，该死的！
I don't know
what the cutoff is?
I'm sorry.
不知道断点是什么？对不起。
What the fuck are you doing
in my pool in your underwear?
你♥他♥妈♥穿着内衣在我的泳池里做什么？
You said to make
yourselves at home.
你说过要让自己像在家里一样。
Plus, I was sweaty.
另外，我满头大汗。
I never said anything
remotely like that.
我从来没有说过这样的话。
God, what the fuck am I
gonna do about this girl?
天啊，我他妈的该拿这个女孩做什么？
Tell her you're out of town.
She just saw me!
告诉她你出城了。她刚刚看到我了！
Then tell her
you're going out of town.
然后告诉她你要出城。
I can't cancel.
我无法取消。
She'll know it's 'cause
of her height. Look...
她会知道这是因为她的身高。看...
I know what it's like
to have a date cancel
我知道取消约会是什么感觉
at the last second
based on how you look.
在最后一秒取决于你的外表。
STEVIE:
This is what you do.
史蒂维：这就是你所做的。
You go on the date, and when
you're out, you pick a fight.
你去约会，当你出去时，你就会挑衅。
Right? You won't have to
see her again,
正确的？你不必再见到她
and that way, she won't know
that you're a height-ist.
这样她就不会知道你是个身高主义者。
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Pick a fight like a gentleman.
好吧，是啊，是啊。像绅士一样选择战斗。
That could work,
yes, thank you.
这可能有用，是的，谢谢。