烂人劳德缪克（2017）

Loudermilk S02E10

Part 3 Aug. 16, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

快点。[叹气]
Isn't it obvious that it's
not in the cards for us?
这不是很明显我们不可能做到吗？
Well, I-I think
our souls are in sync.
嗯，我认为我们的灵魂是同步的。
That's really sweet,
实在是太甜蜜了
but it's probably better as
a lyric than as a sentiment.
但作为抒情诗可能比作为情感更好。
Well, the best lyrics
are the true ones.
嗯，最好的歌♥词是真实的。
There you go again.
你又来了。
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LOUDERMILK:
All right, let's address
the elephant in the room.
劳德米尔克：好吧，让我们谈谈房♥间里的大象。
Yes, my dad died.
是的，我爸爸死了。
No, I don't want
to talk about it.
不，我不想谈论它。
I don't want to share.
I don't want a hug.
我不想分享。我不想拥抱。
Cloud.
云。
Classic technique...
Avoidance.
经典技巧……回避。
Oh, my God. Are you
reading that workbook again?
我的天啊。你又在读那本练习册吗？
Actually, I've got it
all memorized.
其实我已经全部记住了。
In fact, I think
I could probably teach
one of those courses now.
事实上，我想我现在可以教授其中一门课程。
You can teach me
any time you want.
你可以随时教我。
Lesson one,
you're disgusting.
第一课，你真恶心。
Can... May I?
可以……可以吗？
If you guys are done talking
about your daddy issues,
如果你们已经谈论完你们爸爸的问题了
um, I've got something
I'd like to share with
the group.
嗯，我有一些东西想与大家分享。
Yes, thank you.
Go ahead.
是的，谢谢。前进。
Uh, so, because she's seen
how hard I've been working
at staying clean,
呃，所以，因为她看到了我为了保持干净而付出的努力，
my ex has agreed
我的前任同意了
to, uh, let my kids stay
with me next weekend.
呃，让我的孩子下周末和我一起住。
All right.
Nice.
好的。好的。
Hold on.
All nine kids?
坚持，稍等。九个孩子都这样吗？
I've got 10.
我有 10 个。
I thought
you said you had nine kids.
我以为你说过你有九个孩子。
I miscounted.
我数错了。
You did what?
Okay, I miscounted my kids.
你做了什么？好吧，我数错了我的孩子们。
Does that make me a bad dad?
这会让我成为一个坏爸爸吗？
Yes.
是的。
So, anyway,
my middle son,
Cal... Callum,
所以，无论如何，我的二儿子卡尔……卡勒姆，
it's his eighth birthday,
今天是他八岁生日
but all the kids
are gonna want presents,
and I'm broke.
但所有的孩子都会想要礼物，而我却破产了。
Why would they all
expect presents?
为什么他们都期待礼物？
Court rulings
and stuff like that.
法庭裁决之类的。
I haven't been able to get
my kids presents for years,
我已经好几年没给孩子买♥♥礼物了
and it's...
It's payback time.
现在是……回报的时候了。
Wait a second.
Court rulings?
等一下。法♥院♥判决？
Why would any court
give a shit
为什么法庭会在意
about whether you buy
your kids presents?
关于你是否给孩子买♥♥礼物？
Fuck you,
you little fuck.
去你♥妈♥的♥，你这个小混♥蛋♥。
I got lots of bills,
and I got no cash.
我有很多账单，却没有现金。
Fuck you.
去你的。
Just for that, you don't
get to sign my new cast.
就因为这个，你就不能签下我的新演员。
I say to hell with 'em all,
to spoiled millennials.
我对那些被宠坏的千禧一代说，让他们都见鬼去吧。
I never got a birthday
present in my life,
我这辈子从来没有收到过生日礼物
and I turned out
just fine.
结果我很好。
Christ.
基♥督♥。
Okay, well, maybe I can get
something at Goodwill.
好吧，也许我可以在 Goodwill 买♥♥点东西。
Maybe they won't
even want gifts.
也许他们甚至不想要礼物。
Maybe they just want to spend
some time with their dad.
也许他们只是想和父亲共度一些时光。
That's very sweet
and everything,
一切都非常甜蜜，
but they gonna
want some shit,
for real.
但他们真的想要一些狗屎。
Hell, yeah, they're
gonna want some gifts.
Good ones.
天哪，是的，他们会想要一些礼物。好的。
Yeah. You better come
with a shitload of stuff, man.
是的。你最好带一大堆东西来，伙计。
Those kids haven't been
around you for a long time.
那些孩子已经很久没有出现在你身边了。
They will turn on you.
他们会攻击你。
Rug rats become thug rats
right quick, son.
地毯老鼠很快就会变成暴徒老鼠，儿子。
TONY: You know what?
I might be able
to help you out.
托尼：你知道吗？我或许可以帮助你。
My cousin Lino works in the
shipping department at Hasbro.
我的表弟利诺在孩之宝的运输部门工作。
I'll have him send out
a couple of boxes of stuff.
我会让他寄出几箱东西。
No shit?
He can do that?
没有屎吗？他能做到吗？
Easy.
Consider it done.
简单的。认为它完成了。
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You sure you don't
wanna come along,
你确定你不想一起去
you know, just to show
some support?
你知道吗，只是为了表示一些支持？
I can't do funerals, Ben.
我不能举办葬礼，本。
They're too depressing,
y'know?
他们太压抑了，你知道吗？
[MOCK DEEP VOICE]
Oh, really?
[假装深沉的声音]哦，真的吗？
Funerals are depressing?
I had no idea.
葬礼令人沮丧？我不知道。
[NORMAL VOICE]
Come on, it's not supposed
to be Burning Man.
[正常声音] 拜托，这不应该是火人节。
I know, but it's
a frickin' death ceremony.
我知道，但这就是一场该死的死亡仪式。
Okay, well...
Oh, there he is.
好吧，好吧……哦，他在那儿。
Uh, Claire's not coming
to the funeral.
呃，克莱尔不会参加葬礼。
I didn't expect her
to go to the funeral.
我没想到她会去参加葬礼。
You didn't?
No.
你没有？不。
Well, I would go
with you guys.
It's just...
好吧，我会和你们一起去。只是...
It's the same church
where my dad had his service.
这就是我父亲举♥行♥礼拜的同一座教堂。
And I've...
而我已经...
Don't worry about it.
Seriously.
别担心。严重地。
[SIGHS]
[叹气]
Okay, uh, well,
we should probably
get going.
好吧，呃，好吧，我们也许该走了。
Yeah, let's go.
是的，我们走吧。
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Thank you very much.
非常感谢。
[ORGAN PLAYS]
[管风琴演奏]
Hi.
你好。
I am very sorry