烂人劳德缪克（2017）

Loudermilk S02E08

Part 1 Aug. 16, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

我的女儿克莱尔，她是个好女孩。
My daughter, Claire,
she's a good girl.
我丈夫最近去世了，
My husband passed recently,
从那时起，她就失去了控制。
and since then,
she's gotten out of control.
我不打电♥话♥上门。
I don't make house calls.
我妈妈是个婊♥子♥，她不会让我这么做
My mom's a bitch,
and she won't let me
过来呆在那里直到我清理干净，所以...
come over and stay there
until I've cleaned up, so...
你为什么在这？
Why are you here?
I need help.
我需要帮助。
You got a visitor here.
你这里有客人。
You were, um...
Oh.
你是，嗯...哦。
Right.
正确的。
Hurting myself is easy,
and living is the hard part.
伤害自己很容易，而活着才是困难的。
Don't forget, guys,
you came here looking for me.
伙计们，别忘了，你们是来找我的。
So, somebody.
所以，有人。
I'll go.
Except Claire.
我会去。除了克莱尔。
Mugsy and I have
been listening
to her shit for a month.
Mugsy 和我听她的歌♥已经一个月了。
Are you serious?
你是认真的？
I thought you got it
all out last week.
我以为你上周已经把一切都说完了。
Don't you remember?
你不记得了吗？
Your mom was cheating
on your dad with
the neighbor
你妈妈和邻居一起欺骗你♥爸♥爸
back when you
were still a lesbian.
当你还是个女同性恋的时候。
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
[模糊的对话]
If I'd known you were gonna go
shopping before the meeting,
如果我知道你会在会议前去购物
I wouldn't have
come with you.
我不会和你一起去的。
If I knew you were gonna
complain the whole time,
如果我知道你会一直抱怨
I wouldn't have
invited you.
我不会邀请你的。
Just try and make
the best of it.
只是尝试并充分利用它。
It's shoe shopping.
There is no "best" of it.
这是买♥♥鞋。没有“最好”的。
[CHUCKLES] Come on.
Like you couldn't update
your look a little.
[轻笑]来吧。就像你无法稍微更新你的外表一样。
What's wrong
with what I have on?
我身上的东西有什么问题吗？
You might want to think
about the message
您可能需要考虑一下该消息
your clothes are
sending to the world.
你的衣服正在发送到世界各地。
If it's along the lines of
"Fuck off
and don't talk to me,"
如果是“滚开，别跟我说话”之类的话
then I'm okay with that.
那我就同意了。
Is it really that bad?
I'm...
真的有那么糟糕吗？我是...
Oh, where did that
come from?
哦，那是从哪里来的？
Your gut is, like, number five
on the list of things
you need to improve.
你的直觉在你需要改进的事情清单上排在第五位。
[CHUCKLES]
Okay, just sit down, okay?
[笑] 好吧，坐下吧，好吗？
I'm gonna find you
some stuff. Relax.
我会给你找一些东西。放松。
[SIGHS]
[叹气]
Mommy, I'm hungry.
I know, honey.
妈妈，我饿了。我知道，宝贝。
We'll meet Nana
for an acai bowl
at the juice bar
我们会在果汁吧和娜娜一起吃巴西莓碗
as soon as I'm done,
okay?
等我完成后，好吗？
Do you want
an acai bowl?
您想要巴西莓碗吗？
A-sah-ee! A-sah-ee!
A-sah-ee![LAUGHS]
啊啊啊！啊啊啊！啊-萨-伊！[笑]
Okay, go play with Sonia.
好吧，去和索尼娅玩吧。
Hmm.
唔。
Cute kid.
可爱的孩子。
Thanks.
I think I'll keep him.
谢谢。我想我会保留他。
[CHUCKLES]
How old?
[笑]几岁了？
Fifty months next week.
Ah.
下周就是五十个月了。啊。
Hey, what about these?
嘿，这些呢？
No, I'm not fucking
playing at Wimbledon.
不，我他妈的才不会去温布尔登打球呢。
[SCOFFS]
[嘲笑]
How 'bout you guys?
Any kids?
你们呢？任何孩子？
The two of us?
Ew, gross.
我们俩？呃，恶心。
No, we're...
We're not together.
不，我们……我们没有在一起。
God, no.
That... Uh, mnh...
天哪，不。那个……呃，嗯……
I just assumed, since you were
shopping together.
我只是假设，因为你们一起购物。
My ex and I used
to shop together.
我和我的前任曾经一起购物。
Oh.
哦。
But I love kids,
you know?
但我喜欢孩子，你知道吗？
They're just such loud,
sticky little...miracles.
它们就是这么响亮、粘乎乎的小……奇迹。
Mommy, I fall down.
妈妈，我摔倒了。
Oh, baby!
哦，宝贝！
I'm sorry.
对不起。
Oh, come here.
哦，过来吧。
Oh.
哦。
Well, look at that.
嗯，看看那个。
It always soothes him.
这总是能安慰他。
Oh, I bet.
哦，我敢打赌。
It seems like he's having
a whale of a time over there.
看起来他在那里玩得很开心。
Excuse me?
He's a baby.
打扰一下？他是个婴儿。
That's not a baby.
那不是一个婴儿。
Yes, it is.
Uh, no, no, no.
是的。呃，不，不，不。
I'm no expert, okay,
我不是专家，好吧
but, uh, I think
it's pretty much understood
但是，呃，我想这已经很容易理解了
that they're babies
until about age 1,
他们直到一岁左右都是婴儿，
and they're toddlers
till about age 3,
他们直到3岁左右都是幼儿，
and after that,
they're just children,
在那之后，他们只是孩子，
which is what you have
sitting on your lap there
这就是你坐在腿上的东西
knocking back
a boob-uccino.
击退布布奇诺。
Hey, what about...
Oh!
嘿，那……哦！
Oh, here we go.
哦，我们开始吧。
Now you're getting judgy, too.
现在你也变得挑剔了。
No. No, no, no.
不不不不。
W-Whatever you choose to do
with your, you know,
is completely up to you.
W-无论你选择做什么，你知道，完全取决于你。
Thank you.
Your friend here
谢谢。你的朋友在这里
thinks it's inappropriate
for me to nourish
my baby in public.
认为我在公共场合给宝宝喂奶是不合适的。
It's not a baby.
这不是一个婴儿。
Again,
I'm not Mr. Spock...
再说一遍，我不是斯波克先生……
You mean Dr. Spock?
你是说斯波克博士吗？
Whatever, okay?
无论如何，好吗？
The rule is if a kid
can pronounce "acai bowl"
规则是孩子是否能发音“acai Bowl”
and is breast-feeding
in between bites of sushi,