无敌少侠（2021）

Invincible S01E04

Part 5 Aug. 15, 2021, 9:39 p.m.

所以如果您同意的话我们就完成我们的科学任务然后回家
so if you're all good,we'll finish our science and head home
妄想
Impossible!
已经安排了立即处决这些人类
The humans are scheduled for immediate execution.
我们不能冒险让乌贼犬与他们结合
We cannot risk them coming in contact with a sequid.
我明白
I understand.
快跑
Go! Go! Go! Go!
我们拉着手
Grab hands!
快
Move, move, move!
冷却剂水平 -没问题
Coolant levels. -Check!
氧气水平 -没问题
Oxygen levels. -Check.
热能...去它的
Fuck it!
我们来吧
Let's do this.
好吧我能把它抬起来吗
okay.Can I lift that?
我觉得我能把它抬起来
I think I can lift that.
可恶
Shit!
不要
Ow! Ow!
加油呀伙计们
Come on, guys!
别往心里去好吗
No hard feelings, right?
如果可以的话我想带走一块石头
I'm gonna take a rock if that's okay.
好吗
Yeah?
我从小就一直梦想能上火星
I've been wanting to go to Mars since I was a kid.
现在我这辈子再也不想回去了
Now I never want to go back.
下辈子也不想回去
Never would be too soon.
全世界人♥民♥都感到振奋
...the world's spirits were raised
因为第一批登上火星的宇航员们
as the first men and women to walk on another planet
在完成了一场顺利的任务后回家了
returned home after a by-the-book mission
嘿你提前回来了
Oh, hey, you're... back early.
哇
Wow.
火星怎么样
Uh... how was Mars?
表面看起来那里比这里平静多了
By the looks of it,less eventful than whatever was happening here.
晚饭的时候跟我们好好说说宝贝儿子
We'd love to hear more over dinner.Sweetie?
今晚吃鸡肉
We're having chicken.
马克
Mark!
这正是我期待的反应 -等等你离开过吗
That's the response I was hoping for.-Wait, you were gone?
任务怎么样
So, how was it?
挺无聊的
Well, mostly boring.
遭遇了野生动物觐见了国王那家伙挺混♥蛋♥的
Encountered some local wildlife.Met the king, kind of a jerk.
不过我确实帮助了人们
Oh, but I did actually help people.
不知道他们是不是感激我不过没关系了
Not sure how grateful they were, but whatever.
这个故事粗略得也太奇怪了吧
That is a strangely non-specific story.
看看这个我给你带了手信
Check it out,I got you something.
我一直想要一块这样的
I've always wanted one of these.
这是...当地人怎么叫它
It's, um...Ugh! What do they call them?
是... -石头
A -Rock.
石头
rock?
不是普通的石头
And not just any rock.
是火...地球石这是一块地球石
A M-earth rock.It's an Earth rock.
这更令人印象深刻了
even more impressive.
不过千万别给地质学家
Yeah, just make sure you never show it to any geologists,
或了解岩石的人看
or anyone who knows anything about rocks.
他们可能会跟你说些疯狂的话
They might tell you something crazy.
谢谢你
Well, thank you.
送我这块美丽又普通的地球石
For the beautiful, regular Earth rock.
猜猜在我们搜你的办公室时唐纳德发现了什么
Guess what Donald found when we searched your office?
失望 -血迹
Disappointment?-Dried blood.
足够进行DNA检验了
Not much, but enough to run for DNA.
护卫队员的 -对
The Guardians.-Yup.
栽赃的我没有杀护卫队员
Planted.Didn't kill Guardians.
我没有试图谋杀诺兰
Didn't try to kill Nolan.
我知道
I know.
但无论如何我不得不这么做
But I have to do this anyway.
为什么 -为什么
Why?-Why?
我让你别再查了可你偏偏不听
Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to drop the goddamn case.
你消灭不了我
Can't excise me.
几百年前我就把你需要的那本仪式书毁了
Destroyed the book you need for ritual centuries ago.
《驱魔书》
The Demonius Ex Mortum?
我让我的人把它修复了
I had a few of my guys reconstruct it.
他们利用人工智能把缺失的词句补了回来
They used artificial intelligence to figure out the missing words.
高科技真了不起我说得对吧
Technology, am I right?
我从没想过保护他的人居然会是你
Never thought you'd be the one to protect him.
你瞧这就是恶魔的问题
See, that's the problem with demons,
你们只能看到善与恶黑与白
you only see good and evil.Black and white.
在我查清楚诺兰为什么杀死护卫队员
Well, I need to keep things gray
以及如何阻止他之前我必须维持这种不明朗的现状
until I can figure out why Nolan killed the Guardians and how to stop him.
好就说我们在地狱见吧
Say I'd see you in Hell,
但有一个更糟糕的地方正等着你
but there's a worse place waiting for you.
现在你倒关心起那个恶魔了
Oh, now you care about the demon?
他没有死他只是被送回了地狱
He's not dead, he's just back in hell.
那不是更糟糕吗
Isn't--Isn't that worse?
这房♥子很棒
This place is amazing.
他们为什么要卖♥♥掉它
Why did they decide to sell?
女主人有机会出国发展
The wife had an opportunity abroad.
那不错我想我们就买♥♥下它了
Oh, that's nice.I think we want it.
我先着手处理文件
I'll start the paperwork.
第一阶段终于开始了
Finally, phase one begins.
我知道再做两单我就能打破月销♥售♥纪录了
I know.Two more sales and I'll break the monthly record.
你最有实力打破纪录了
If anyone can do it, it's you.
你跟西塞尔谈了吗
Oh, did you talk to Cecil?
谈了你听听出现了一些新证据
Yeah, get this,some new evidence came up,
显然我是清白的
and apparently, I'm in the clear.
他甚至向我道歉了
He even apologized.
西塞尔可是从不道歉的
Cecil never apologizes.
我知道
I know.
所以没什么好担心的
So nothing to worry about.
一切安好
Everything's fine.