喜新不厌旧（2014）
Black-ish S05E15
Part 1
Dec. 23, 2020, 5:01 p.m.
You wouldn't know it from looking at me,
从我脸上你可能看不出来
but I rose from very humble beginnings.
但我真的算是白手起家
After years of hard work and sacrifice,
经过长达数年的辛勤工作和牺牲自我
there's no question that this kid from Compton has made it.
毫无疑问 这个来自康普顿的小子做到了
And now, as my beautiful wife and I
现在 我和我美丽的妻子
roll with the crustiest of the upper crust,
游刃有余地穿梭在上流社会中
it's clear we belong.
显然毫无违和感
And we definitely take advantage of the privileges we've earned.
我们理所应当地享受我们靠努力换来的特权
'Sup, admissions lady? Hi!
好吗 招生女士 嗨
We just want to let you know that
我们此行是为了让你知悉
we're gonna be dropping off another one of our kids on you... my cousin Kyra.
我们家族又想放个孩子在你这儿 我外甥女Kyra
Yeah, she's transferring from a high school in Compton,
是的 她从康普顿的一所高中转学过来
and science is her thing, just like me.
她很擅长理科 这点随我
Yes! All right.
好的 好的
We'll be dropping her off tomorrow,
我们明天就把她带过来
so tell your teachers.
给老师们通知一声儿
Yeah. Okay, well, you know what?
没错 好的 你们知道吗
She's still going to have to apply and interview.
她还是得先通过申请和面试
Uh, Barbara...
呃 Barbara
it's us!
是我们啊
Yeah, the Black people you put in that brochure.
是啊 是你写在小册子里的黑人一家
Yes, I'm sorry, but...
是的 我很抱歉 但
I...
我
Oh.
噢
Okay. Okay.
好吧 好吧
I cannot believe this damn school. Right?
这所操蛋学校简直让人不可理喻 是吧
We sent a gang of kids there.
我们往那儿送了一车孩子
We should be able to slip Kyra in sight unseen.
我们应该能把Kyra悄悄塞进去的
Valley Glen would be lucky to have her.
格伦谷学校能得到她真幸运
She is a science whiz.
她是理科的鬼才
She's light-years ahead of all those dumbass kids of actors.
比起那些傻乎乎的演员的孩子 她领先了好几光年
Like Ray Donovan's kid is great at math.
就像清道夫的孩子那么擅长数学
You know what, babe? Mnhmnh.
你知道吗 亲爱的 嗯哼
I'm worried about this interview.
我对这次面试感到担心
Why?
为啥
Kyra is not like our kids.
Kyra不像是我们的孩子
You can say it... she's ghetto!
你可以直说 她是土包子
Ruby!
Ruby
Look, I'm just saying.
我就是说说而已
We all know she's played in an open fire hydrant
我们都知道她能在消防栓喷出来的水柱里玩
and called it swimming.
还说那是在游泳
She's right, Bow.
她是对的 Bow
You know, those stuffy, rich folks on the admissions board
你知道 招生委员会那些又古板又有钱的人
will think that Kyra does not belong at that school.
会觉得Kyra不属于那所学校
Guys, Kyra is smart, and she's sweet.
伙计们 Kyra多么聪明 而且又可爱
They are gonna be able to see that.
他们会看到的
What it do, guardians?
在干嘛呢 监护人们
Hey, the vending machine at my school had Tahitian Treat,
嘿 学校的贩售机有卖♥♥塔西提果汁
so I cleaned them out!
所以我把它们一扫而空啦
That's what an "Aha" Moment feels like.
这就是"啊哈"时刻
Kyra just hasn't been exposed to White people.
Kyra还没有习惯置身于白人的环境中
Now, I had to teach Dre to play the game when I was trying to get him in private school.
之前我想让Dre上私立学校的时候 还不得不教他怎么适应环境
Now, don't be nervous, okay?
好了 别紧张 好吗
You go in there and let those folks know
你去让那些家伙们瞧瞧
you're a straight-A student
你是最好的学生
who deserves a spot in that school
学校里的焦点人物
and the academic scholarship that goes with it!
奖学金随之而来
Now let's see your handshake.
现在让我看下你怎么握手
What up? I'm Dre.
你好 我是Dre
Unh-unh!
呃嗯
You're not meeting Ed Lover!
你不是在会见Ed Lover
Shake like you belong.
像白人一样握手
Firm. That's it!
坚定有力 对了
That's right, Mama.
对啊 妈妈
I got to do what you did for me.
我得试试你那套
I'm gonna teach Kyra how to kill it in a world outside of Compton.
我得教会Kyra如何搞定康普顿外的世界
There you go. Where's my...
这就对了 我的书哪去了
Ah!
啊
I still have my book.
我还有书呢
What? "Stuff That White People Like."
啥书 <白人所爱>
Oh, my God.
噢 我的天
Yo, Jackie, guess who's about to get a job!
哟 Jackie 猜猜是谁快找到工作了
Oh. Diane. Uh...
噢 Diane 呃
Jack, I'll, uh, elltay ouyay outabay the objay...
Jack 我一会儿和呢一在屋哎头失乌个事儿
You know I don't speak Spanish.
你知道我不说西班牙语
Just save it, Junior.
省省吧 Junior
Jack already told me about your secret plan to skip college
Jack已经把你要辍学
so you can get a job as a so-called "Ad man."
去做什么"广♥告♥人"的计划告诉我了
You told her?
你告诉她了
Look, we were stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic.
听我说 当时堵车堵得厉害
I mean, I just needed to fill the air.
我是说 我得活跃一下气氛
Anyway, I don't know if I'm gonna skip college yet,
不论如何 我不确定我是否会辍学
but an assistant job opened up today.
但是助理工作今天就开始了
Josh!
Josh
You can't fire me with a text!
你不能用一条短♥信♥就把我炒了
Look at me!
看着我
Let's sit down and talk about this!
让我们坐下来谈谈
You've met my parents!
你见过我的父母了
We bought these shirts together!
这件衬衫是我们一起买♥♥的
I'm gonna ask for the job.
我来找一份工作
It'll be the perfect way to figure out what I really want to do with my life.
这会是找到我人生规划的最好方法
What kind of cologne are you gonna hit him with?
你想用什么古龙水征服他
Oh, I think I'm gonna mix Dad's Cool Water
噢 我想我会混合爸爸的冷水
with Grandma's White Diamonds
和奶奶的白钻石
to make a new cologne called Cool Diamonds.
来创造一款新的古龙水 名叫冷钻
He's gonna smell like an old couple hugging.
他闻起来会像是抱成一团的老头老太
So, like my mama did for me,
所以 就像我妈对我做的那样
I gave Kyra a crash course in playing the game
我给Kyra上了一节速成课
and hoped for the best.
希望一切顺利
Why is this interview taking so long?
为什么面试要这么久
I don't know. Maybe they have her doing puzzles.
我不知道 也许他们在让她拼图
What? You know White people love puzzles.
什么 你知道白人就喜欢玩拼图
I'm sorry?
什么意思
Solving problems that they don't need to have.
解决他们自找的麻烦
Okay.
好吧
Hey. Hey.
嘿 嘿
Hello, Mr. And Dr. Johnson.
哈喽 Johnson先生和Johnson医生
It's actually Dr. Johnson.
事实上我是Johnson医生
Yeah, I-I said "Dr."
是的 我说了"医生"
Oh, sorry. It's a reflex. Sorry.
噢 不好意思 条件反射 对不起
Okay, well, she got in.
好的 她通过了面试
What? Oh, my goodness!
什么 噢 我的天
Yeah, we were very, very impressed.
是的 令我们非常 非常印象深刻
Kyra's so far ahead in math and science,
Kyra在数理方向上遥遥领先
and she's perfect for our STEM program.
在我们的STEM项目中也表现完美
Do you hear that? I'm perfect.
听见了吗 我很完美
Yes, you are, sweetheart.
是的 你是的 亲爱的
And we're gonna give her a scholarship.
我们要给她奖学金
That's fantastic!
太好了
Well, thank you, admissions lady.
谢谢你 招生女士
Oh, y... "Barbara."
噢"Barbara"
Thank you, Barbara. Thank you, Barbara.
谢谢你 Barbara 谢谢你 Barbara
The admissions lady.
招生女士
Barbara, yes, thank you so much. Oh, sweetheart.
Barbara 实在太感谢了 噢 亲爱的
Hey. Josh.
嘿 Josh
Um, I know you don't have an assistant,
呃 我知道您缺一名助理
so I took the liberty of getting your coffee
所以我冒昧地给您买♥♥了咖啡
just the way you like it... milk and seven sugars.
您最喜欢的口味 牛奶加七份糖
Thank you so much.
非常感谢
A-And I made a list of all of the female clients who might look pregnant
还有 所有看起来像是怀孕了的女客户都在这份名单里了
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