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Even though it was only a hundred miles
虽然只离她的家乡
from her hometown of Newport Beach,
纽波特比奇一百里远
the desert created a whole new value system for Lindsay Bluth.
这片沙漠还是刷新了Lindsay Bluth的价值观
I'd give $20,000 for a lemonade right now.
我现在愿意花两万块买♥♥一杯柠檬水
For the most part.
大部分时候啦
It was here that she'd moved with her activist boyfriend...
她和她的激进男友搬到了这儿
Marky! Mommy needs mescaline!
Marky 妈妈需要点迷幻药
...and his mother.
还有他的妈妈
And tell your girlfriend DeBrie
然后叫你的女朋友DeBrie
to shovel that ostrich crap!
去把鸵鸟屎铲掉
It's not DeBrie, Ma Bark.
我不是DeBrie Bark妈
It's Lindsay.
我是Lindsay
I just cut off my hair.
我只是剪了头发
I know who you are.
我知道你是谁
Now start shoveling!
快去铲屎
God, you're lazier than Lindsay.
天哪 你比Lindsay还要懒
Marky, hurry!
Marky 快来
There's another dead iguana. Oh.
又是一只死鬣蜥 噢
What does this mean?
这算是什么意思
Probably those bastards next door.
大概是隔壁那些混♥蛋♥搞的鬼
The bastards next door were actually a gathered group
隔壁的混♥蛋♥们事实上是一群CEO
of CEOs who were attending a mid-summer sweat and squeeze.
他们在参加仲夏的挥汗运动
They want us off their land.
他们想让我们滚
Probably so they can build a border wall.
或许以便加盖更厚的墙
They just want to separate the whites from the browns.
他们纯粹想分♥裂♥白种人和棕种人
You really are color-blind.
你真的是色盲
Face-blind.
脸盲而已
Fortunately, I can see color.
幸运的是我能分辩颜色
That's how I can tell the browns are the Mexicans.
所以我才能看出那些棕色的是墨西哥人
Anyway, I thought I scared those bastards off
总之 我以为我吓走那些混♥蛋♥了呢
by scaring their leader.
威吓了他们的头头
The strong will become the weak.
强者即将成为弱者
But I think I overdid it first on the maca, because I ended up
但我可能磕了太多玛卡了 因为最后他
seeing two of him.
都成重影了
But to kill an innocent iguana,
但是对一只无辜的鬣蜥下毒手
this beautiful creature of the desert...
沙漠中一抹美丽的倩影
That lizard bastard bit me!
混♥蛋♥蜥蜴居然咬我
God!
天哪
Who keeps numbing these desert animals?
谁一直弄昏这些沙漠动物
No, no, we'll kill it later.
不 我们等等再杀它
Mom, lizard bite!
妈 蜥蜴咬伤
Put some rubbing mescaline on it!
涂点迷幻药上去
Lindsay hated her new life,
Lindsay厌恶她的新生活
but even more, she hated herself
但出于她对生活的厌恶
for hating her new life.
她更恨她自己
Marky, I just don't know how much more of this I can take.
Marky 我不知道这种日子我还能忍♥受多久
I'm surrounded by squalor and death,
充满了悲惨肮脏的死亡
and I still can't be happy.
但我仍不开心
Yeah, well, it's only gonna get worse,
是啊 还会更糟呢
'cause they're chasing us off the land.
因为他们要把我们赶走了
I mean, where are we gonna go?
我是说 我们要去哪儿呢
Hey, new girl, I just heard
嘿 新来的 我刚听到了
about your mother's trial.
你♥妈♥的♥判决
She was sent away.
她被遣走了
Lindsay had missed her own mother's trial,
Lindsay错过了她亲生母亲的判决
and for that, she'd never be able to forgive her...
因为这个 她永远不可能原谅
Hey, I know a place that just opened up.
嘿 我知道个现在能去的地方
...herself.
她自己
Now the story of a family
故事是关于一个
whose future was abruptly canceled,
突然失去未来的家庭
and the one daughter who had no choice
其中一个女儿别无选择
but to keep her life together.
不得不理清自己的生活
It's Lindsay's
欢迎收看Lindsay的
Arrested Development.
<发展受阻>
Lindsay wanted to move That's great.
Lindsay想要搬去 太棒了
to her mother's empty penthouse,
她妈闲置的顶层公♥寓♥
but Marky wouldn't think You dropped your shovel.
但Marky不会考虑 你丢了铲子
of leaving the old bird behind.
抛弃这只老鸟
So it was a party of three
所以他们一行三人
that had to sneak into the Balboa Towers.
溜进了巴波亚塔
Although Marky was having trouble
虽然Marky难以接受
accepting what appeared to be Come on, Cindy.
呈现在眼前的 快来 Cindy
a lavish lifestyle.
奢华的生活
What do you think? Ugh.
你觉得如何 呃
Smells weird in here. What is that?
这里闻起来怪怪的 什么东西
I think it's just... not urine.
我想只是因为没有尿
And we're not moving in,
而且我们不是搬进来
we're occupying a space with central air.
我们只是占领一块有中♥央♥空调的领地
Cindy?
Cindy
You okay?
你还好吗
Look, Lindsay, Cindy already marked the master.
快看 Lindsay Cindy已经占了主卧了
Okay.
好吧
This will be where she goes.
以后她就待这儿了
So we're staying.
所以我们留下咯
And we will change the world and hold our heads high.
然后高昂着头改变这个世界
And it might be nice to live like normal people for a change.
而且或许试着跟正常人一样生活也不错
Let's put some newspaper on these windows.
咱来铺点报纸在窗户上
One year later, however,
然而 一年后
the only thing they'd actually changed was
他们唯一改变的只有
getting the "Not urine" Smell out of the penthouse.
去掉了公♥寓♥里的"没尿"味
You're looking at Lindsay.
你看着的是Lindsay
Still Lindsay.
还是Lindsay
Oh. Hey, Linds.
噢 嘿 Linds
How was beg? Beg was good.
乞讨得如何 还不错
I found some tres leches cake.
我找到了些海绵蛋糕
That's great.
不错啊
Hey, did you clean up?
嘿 你是打扫了吗
No, no, I just cleared out a space to work on the Love bomb.
没 我只是腾出了一块地儿准备干一炮
Oh, okay. I'll, uh, change out of these filthy clothes
噢 好吧 我去把脏衣服换掉
and into some filthy lingerie.
换上"污秽"的内衣
I don't think I washed it.
我大概也没洗过
No, I meant what we're gonna do to this guy-- Herbert Love.
不 我是说我们要干这家伙 Herbert Love
Herbert Love was a very conservative candidate
Herbert Love是个非常保守的众议院里的
for a very conservative seat in the very conservative
一个非常保守的席位里的
House of Representatives. Look, look, look.
一个非常保守的候选人 听着
Am I guilty of anything? Yes.
我是有罪还是什么的吗 是的
Of having a great sense of humor.
犯了太幽默之罪
But the two women who accused me of this crime
但是指控我的两个女人
do not have a great sense of humor.
没有什么幽默感
Look, in fact, I'll tell you the joke and let you be the judge...
听着 我现在就给讲个笑话你们评评理
Although he was prone to
虽然他更可能被
the more than occasional harassment scandal.
性骚扰丑闻缠身
I forgot the joke.
笑话我忘了
Oh, he's about to be harassed, all right.
他要被狠狠骚扰了 好的
I'm gonna spray the bastards with ink and glitter.
我要往这群混♥蛋♥身上撒墨水和亮粉
It'll be in their ears for weeks.
会在耳朵里好几周都弄不出来
Thing is, I can't find the glitter anywhere.
问题是 我哪儿都找不到亮粉
Did you take the silver glitter?
你拿了银色亮粉吗
Nope. I mean, I'd say check the junk drawer,
没有 我本想说找找装废品的抽屉
but I can't differentiate anymore.
但我已经不知道哪个是装废品的了
Oh, God, what is this?
噢 天哪 这是什么
Oh. Okay, good. Perfect timing,
噢 很好 完美的时机
because this is where you come in.
这就是你发挥作用的时候了
A lot of this has to do with ink compression,
这个是关于浓缩墨汁
oxygen capacity, expulsion pressures.
氧容量 释出压力之类的
But the point is, three days before the event,
关键是 选举前三天
I'm gonna take the explosive and hide in the podium.
我要带着这个炸♥药♥躲在演讲台下面
On the night of the event, at exactly 7:30,
在选举当晚 7:30准点
I'm gonna pull the pin to the tank.
我会拉开引爆器
Then you're gonna knock on the podium door
然后你敲敲演讲台
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