发展受阻（2003）

Arrested Development S04E07

Part 3 Nov. 2, 2020, 12:17 p.m.

Michael returned home to find this.
Michael一回家就看到了这个
And yea, as if to be arisen
是的正如耶稣
the third or fourth day with all the magic of Jesus Christ!
在第三天或第四天复活一样神奇
Sorry. Wasn't on there too good.
抱歉也没那么神奇嘛
You okay
你还好吗
Yeah, it's just part of my... illusion for the wedding.
这是我的婚礼幻术的一部分
Yeah, what's the illusion
什么幻术
That you actually love the bride
你其实爱新娘吗
Hey... that's good patter.
段子不错
'Cause I need people to root for the Jesus character.
因为我需要人们为耶稣的精神喝彩
I don't remember a biblical passage where Jesus
我不记得圣经里哪段提到耶稣
came out of a boulder-- is it in there
从石头里蹦出来真有吗
Oh, no, no, no, the boulder's my escape plan.
不是不是石头这段是我的逃生计划
They think I'm somewhere else.
他们以为我在别的地方
I'm actually in the boulder.
但我其实在石头里
But I didn't come here to talk
但是我不是来讨论
about my magic act, Michael. Okay.
我的魔术的 Michael 好吧
I came to ask you to be my best man...
我想让你做我的伴郎
slash-assistant.
兼助手
And then we'll walk through the act later, of course.
等下我们把表演过一遍
I mean, not now. No, we're not going to,
现在先谈正事没什么好谈的
'cause you know, I'm out of the family.
因为我脱离家族了
Did you not get that when I announced it
我宣布的时候你没听到吗
over at Mom's place
在妈妈家
I feel like I was out of the room at that point.
我那时候肯定神游天外了
I am done with this family.
我脱离家族了
I hope you've saved some money 'cause you...
我希望你能存点钱因为你
**Hello, darkness, my old friend...*
*你好黑夜我的老朋友
Well, the gist of it was:
我的意思是
You know what I'm done with this family.
你知道吗我脱离家族了
I hope you saved your money 'cause you're
我希望你能存点钱因为你
going to need every last dime now."
肯定会穷的叮当响
Maybe you could be a centurion,
或者你来做我的百夫长
kind of standing over where they think that I'll be.
就是站在别人以为我站的地方
I'm not going to be in the act.
我不会参加你的表演
Might be a great promotion for the Bluth Company.
也许这是布鲁斯公♥司♥的一大进步
No, Bluth Company's done.
布鲁斯公♥司♥是过去时了
I started my own company: Michael B. Company.
我自己开了新公♥司♥ Michael B公♥司♥
I have a bee company.
我也有一个蜂[bee]产品公♥司♥
You stole my idea
你抢我饭碗
Uh-uh, I did not steal your...
我没抢你的
We sell... It would take hours.
我的公♥司♥卖♥♥ 得给你解释大半天
How's that going, by the way
你的公♥司♥怎么样
Uh, not so good.
一般般
I've been keeping the bees in my apartment.
我把蜜蜂养在公♥寓♥里
I was using my magic smoke on them.
用魔术烟来熏它们
And my bees are dropping like flies,
然后一个个跟飞机坠毁似的
and I need them to fly like bees.
但是还得让它们飞起来
And so I've got them out at a bee hospital,
所以我又把它们送去蜜蜂医院
which is not cheap, which is another reason
一点都不便宜这是另一个原因
I need to be a famous magician.
我需要成为一个著名魔术师
Yeah, well, listen, you're with my son's ex,
听着你跟我儿子的前女友结婚
so I can't support the wedding.
我肯定不能去捧场
What if I don't actually get married
要是我不是真的要结婚
I don't think you'd need a best man, then, right
那你也用不着伴郎了对吧
No, I guess, at that point,
大概你说的在理
it'd really be more... assistant.
我确实需要个助理
Is this an escape act
难道是个逃婚表演
Are you running again What do you want from me
你又打算逃跑你想让我说什么
Marriage is a lot of pressure, and she's not into it.
婚姻压力大啊她根本不明白
Meanwhile, I'm working out like crazy,
同时我疯子一样的健身
my diet has become insane,
还要控制饮食
and this Jesus character-- I mean, he was shredded.
为了扮耶稣穿得破破烂烂
Meanwhile, we have sex one time,
我们已经滚过床单了
and then she's just, you know, over it.
然后她就算过去了
Lets herself go.
让她知难而退
Her stomach's out to here.
转移她的注意力
You know, your whole life is an escape act,
你的人生就是个逃脱表演
and this girl seems like she really likes you.
而且这女孩是真的喜欢你
Why don't you just try to work it out
你就不能试着接受
and just stop running...
不要再逃了
Yeah, I know you're in the boulder.
我知道你躲在石头里
But how'd I get in the boulder
那你知道我是怎么进来的吗
And on the day of the wedding,
婚礼当天
even though Gob didn't take it seriously,
即使Gob没当回事
he was a little hurt to discover
他还是有点小受伤
no one else in his family did, either.
因为他家人也没当回事
I know it's bad luck for you
你大概会有霉运
to see me in my gown before the wedding.
在婚礼前看到我穿长袍
Well, hopefully I haven't.
真希望没看到
You're angry.
你生气了
Why Because none of my family has shown up
因为我的家人都没来
and the only person I recognize out there is Tony Wonder,
我认识的只有Tony Wonder来了
who's only shown up hoping that I'd fail
他来就是为了看我出丑的
I don't know what your surprise trick is, but...
我不知道你的压轴表演是什么但是
I know it's going to be great.
我知道肯定很棒
And as for your family... you have a new family now.
至于你家人你现在有了一个新家
I don't want these.
我不稀罕
Tobias! Gob.
Tobias Gob
Thanks for coming. Oh, how could I not
你能来太好了我怎么能错过
I'm playing Roman Centurion Number Two.
我来扮演二号♥罗马百夫长
What are you playing I'm the groom.
你演什么我是新郎
I didn't know there was a groom part.
我怎么不知道还能演新郎
You know, Betty at And As It Is Such,
"就是这样所以你就是这样"
So Also As Such Is It Unto You casting
的选角负责人Betty
told me this was all biblical.
跟我说都是圣经里的角色
Wait, you're not here for the wedding
你不是来参加婚礼的
Well, thank you very much for your vote of confidence.
你真是够自恋的
I'll have you know I've worked for the Miracle Network
告诉你我为"网络奇迹"工作
a number of times.
很多次了
Coming up next:
接下来请收看
Father Marsala's searing docudrama,
Marsala神父的纪录片
Father Marsala's John the Baptist.
Marsala的施洗者John
Then the antiabortion drama,
然后是反堕胎情景剧
Embryo Dan: It Would Have Been a Wonderful Life.
胚胎Dan 生命诚可贵
And later, break out the bagels.
接下来稍事休息
It's time for Father M's lighthearted comedy,
现在是Marsala的轻松喜剧
A Jew Came to Dinner. I hate to be
"犹太朋友来做客" 我讨厌
the guy who quotes his own reviews,
那家伙整天引述自己的话
but His Word magazine...
但是他的语录杂♥志♥
called my Jew "Pitiful."
居然说我演的犹太人"可悲"
But soon,
接下来
the wedding began.
婚礼开始了
So, it truly is a blessed day.
今天是个好日子
I believe that we are all blessed,
我相信我们都受神的眷顾
uh, to be gathering here
齐聚一堂
at the Church of the Holy Eternal Rapture.
在这神圣永恒的教堂
Uh, we have almost arrived at that glorious moment
接下来就是激动人心的时刻
where we join together these two very special people,
我们在这里见证一对新人
but first, my almost son-in-law
但是首先我的准女婿
has something he'd like to share with all of us,
要给大家表演个节目
so, um...
就这样
ladies and gentlemen, uh,
女士们先生们
please enjoy a magical...
请欣赏魔术
uh, trick.
戏法
Thanks for that killer intro.
非常感谢这个引人入胜的介绍
It's true, this is a magical trick.
当然这可以叫做魔术戏法
If what Jesus did was a trick.
如果耶稣做的也叫做戏法的话
I say it wasn't.
我说肯定不是
It was an illusion.
那是种幻术