发展受阻（2003）

Arrested Development S04E07

Part 4 Nov. 2, 2020, 12:17 p.m.

Ooh, they did not like that one.
他们可不喜欢这说法
I don't take notes from you, Centurion Number Two.
我没问你意见二号♥罗马百夫长
Just turn this thing around.
快把这个转过去
I am not the real Jesus.
我不是耶稣
I am the Amazing Jesus!
我是神奇的耶稣
No I thought that that would be up your... alley.
没反应我还以为可以引爆全场呢
Yes, the real Jesus
的确耶稣
came off the cross and went into his cave...
走下十字架进入洞穴
a dead man.
从容赴死
And Gob's escape boulder
Gob的逃脱表演
was wheeled up to the trick.
就是演绎这个故事
But was he crazy enough to do it... handcuffed
他可没我的胆量再加上手铐
Handcuff the King of the Jews!
给犹太之主带上手铐
You don't have words here...
这里没你的台词
Pastor Veal, if you don't mind, please go up into the cave
牧师Veal 不介意的话请进洞穴里
and assure everyone that there's no way to escape:
检验下是否有逃生通道
no trapdoors, no secret compartments,
没有活板门也没有隔间
no way to get out.
无路可逃
Thank you very...
非常感谢
Pastor Veal, let me remind you
牧师Veal 我可要提醒你
that you are in a church in front of your daughter,
你可是在教堂里在你女儿面前
your congregation, God.
面对你的教友还有上帝
You cannot tell a lie.
你可不能说谎
Right, nothing out of the ordinary
好了一切正常吗
No, II didn't see anything. Yes.
我没发现异常太棒了
Jesus went into the cave, and he arose three days later.
耶稣进入洞穴并在三天后复活
But I'm not going to lock myself in the cave
但是我可不打算把自己关在洞穴里三天
for three days before this wedding ceremony.
尤其是在婚礼之前
No, no. No, no, no.
肯定不行
I plan on beating his record by two full weeks!
我打算打破他的记录把自己关两周
Into the cave with you!
押你进洞穴
No, I said don't underline the "You" In that.
我说了不要强调"你"这个字
Unfortunately, Gob was not able to open
不幸的是 Gob没能打不开
the secret compartment that contained the handcuff key.
装手铐钥匙的隔板
It's not going to work. Okay, uh, this isn't going to work.
演砸了这下演砸了
Let's do... let's do mouse in drink.
我们还是表演饮料里有老鼠吧
Let's do mouse in drink. Just get these people
表演饮料里有老鼠只要给这些宾客
some drinks. We'll just get a mouse.
一些饮料还需要一只老鼠
No, no, no. No, no, no, you know not what you do!
别这样停下没听见我说话吗
But it very clearly said in the centurions' script
在百夫长的剧本台词里清楚地写着
to ignore the magician's protests,
忽略魔术师的抗♥议♥
which meant that, still handcuffed...
也就是说手铐没打开
But if my hands are handcuffed, I'll never...
要是打不开手铐我肯定不能
...Gob was unable to break his fall
Gob反悔也来不及了
and was therefore knocked unconscious.
然后他就昏过去了
And as the Gob dummy
当Gob的替身
was sealed inside the cave,
被封在洞穴里
the real Gob's fate was sealed, as well.
Gob的命运也注定了
Well, I guess... we'll wait two weeks...
我觉得我们得等两周
...and see if he's in there.
然后看他是不是在里面
Is that okay with you, Ann
你没问题吧 Ann
He's not coming back.
他不会回来了
Gob was stuck inside a fake boulder in
Gob被困在假石头里
the parking lot of a church, Hey, kids.
放在教堂的停车场喂小朋友
while inside the church, the daily routine
同时在教堂里日常工作
proceeded as usual I18.
照常进行我 18
and the anticipation grew to a fevered pitch.-I-18.
人们的期待达到了白热化的程度 - 我 18
11 exciting days, um,
激动人心的第11天
although nothing's really happened.
尽管一切正常
Day 11.
都11天啦
Once he gets out, it's going to be
等他出来接下来就是
a beautiful, beautiful wedding.
一个盛况空前的婚礼
He's not coming back.
他不会回来的
But it was Betty from And As It Is Such,
但是这节目的Betty
So Also As Such Is It Unto You that would render Gob's
却认为Gob的逃脱表演
escape act a disaster. You got to get rid of this thing.
失败透顶你得把这东西扔了
I got Mrs. Murray's trailer here. I guess, if he comes back
我借来了Murray的货车我猜
from the dead, we could just get a stepladder.
他要死里逃生给他个梯子就行了
Guys, this, too. And a hoarse,
这个也搬走精疲力尽的
weakened Gob was unable to stop them
Gob也无力回天了
as the boulder was shipped to a storage unit in Tustin.
然后石头被运到了塔斯廷
Although a keen eye could see
尽管眼尖的人能看到
that Gob was alive but not well.
Gob还活着但是情况很不好
And that's why this particular chair was empty
所以这个预留座仍然空着
at the trial of Lucille Bluth.
在Lucille Bluth的审判庭上
Well, I can't thank you all enough for returning...
非常感谢大家再次回来
At the end of two weeks, the big day
两周后大喜的日子
finally arrived... again. So let's count down.
终于再次来临了让我们开始倒数
Let's have some fun, uh, from five, four...
从五开始倒数五四
three, two, one. The dead will walk amongst us.
三二一死灵归来
No, he shan't, for he-eth not here.
不是他他不在这
I knew it. Oh, there's a note.
我就知道会这样这有个留言
"If I have not yet returned, I am in the Rapture."
"如果我没回来肯定是狂欢去了"
Oh, and then it says, "Love each other."
还有一句 "相亲相爱"
What does he think we've been doing
他这是耍我们吗
I loaned him $1,000.
我还借给他1000刀呢
Gob didn't fare much better than the bride,
Gob的情况也没好到哪里去
finally being discovered on an episode
终于被发现了
of the auction reality show...
还是现场直播
Moment of truth, people.
见证奇迹的时刻
It's a masker.
这里太臭了
Jesus, there's a man in there.
天呐这里怎么有个人
Let's get the bidding started at a hundred dollars.
100刀起价
Anybody -Nope.
没人拍
He's hissing.
他在鬼叫
After a week in the hospital,
在医院住了一周
Gob was happy to finally see a familiar shape.
Gob终于见到一个熟人
You humiliated me.
你让我太丢脸了
You made a mockery of my religion
你羞辱我的信仰
and you ruined our wedding.
还毁了我的婚礼
Our first fight, and like all fights,
我们第一次吵架就跟别人吵架一样
you're a little right, I'm a little right.
双方都有错
I sold your cave on Craigslist.
我上网把你的洞穴卖♥♥了
So it was all worth it.
这就对了
We have money to start our life together.
我们就有钱过日子了
Now we have our nest, egg-- Ann.
我们共筑爱巢 Ann
Now we have our, our nest, Ann.
我们有自己的小家了 Ann
I'm leaving you, Gob.
分手吧 Gob
I don't love you anymore.
我不爱你了
I feel sorry for you, and you're gonna be alone forever
你太缺德了孤独终老吧
unless you let the Holy Ghost inside you.
除非接受圣灵的洗礼
The, the Holy...
圣
You know what I hope you read this.
你好好看看吧
And maybe it was the fact that he had nothing
也许这就是两周只吃糖果
in his system but two weeks of candy vines,
也没吃死他的原因
but it did get through to him.
不过好运还是用完了
Steve.
Steve
It's me. Uh, I-I wanted to let you know
是我我想说
that I am... I'm-I'm ready to... to... to...
我我准备
let the son of Gob enfold me.
让我儿子拥抱我
Have you been to the club And,
你去过那家酒吧吗
owned by Jeremy "Pivan"
"矮冬瓜"Jeremy开的
I'm gonna be there tonight about 8:00.
我今晚八点过去
Maybe you could join me, I don't...
一起去吧我不是
Obviously it's, it's me, your fa...
显然是是我你父
Nah, he got it.
他听到了
Okay.
说定了
Gob was waiting to meet his son
Gob在酒吧等着他儿子
at a bar and feeling a little vulnerable.
有点多愁善感
Lost my wife, lost my career.
没了老婆丢了工作