美式主妇

American Housewife S04E20

Part 1 May 28, 2020, 12:08 p.m.

好了我们都准备好参加毕业舞会了
Okay! We're all set for prom.
我刚订了个豪华轿车
I just booked us a limo
并且多加了些钱让他们把车再加长
and paid extra to have them stretch it.
我简直迫不及待
I can't wait.
但你知道条件的
But you know the deal.
你必须先完成你的生活技能清单
You have to complete your life skills list first.
我这一整周都在完成上面的技能然后划掉
I've been checking stuff off the list all week.
实际上现在只剩一项了
In fact, there's only one item left.
第70项「教爸爸投三分球」
Number 70 -- "Teach Dad to shoot a three-pointer."
这项怎么会在清单上
Why is this on the list?
因为这真的超好笑
Because it's hilarious.
因为我希望泰勒能学会高效地沟通
Because I want Taylor to learn to communicate effectively
同时也能多花点时间跟你相处
while also spending some time with you.
聪明
Smart.
A先生你肯定很快就能学会投三分球
Mr. A, you'll be shooting threes in no time
因为泰勒是个极其出色的老师
because Taylor is an awesome teacher.
如果不是她
If it wasn't for her,
我到现在都还在穿魔鬼粘的鞋子
I'd still be rocking Velcro shoes.
诀窍就是要说"扣环" 而非"兔耳朵"
The trick was to say "loops" instead of "bunny ears."
特里普不喜欢想象将兔耳朵绑在一起
Trip didn't like imagining tying bunny ears together.
因为那样的话兔子就无法呼吸了
Because then he couldn't breathe.
-「库会」一定会是最赞的 -最赞的
- Crom is gonna be the best. u202d- The best.
你们不能去参加毕业舞会你们才念高二
You guys can't go to prom. You're sophomores.
没错你们这些废柴要去参加毕业舞会
That's right. You losers are going to prom
而库珀和我将参加年度最精彩的派对
while Cooper and I are attending the hottest party of the year.
「库会」
Crom!
「库会」是什么鬼
What the hell is Crom?
就是库珀在他的游艇上举办的毕业舞会的替代品
It's the prom alternative Cooper's throwing on his yacht
那绝对比任何学校舞会都要好玩
that's gonna be way better than any school dance.
「库会」拥有一切
Crom has everything --
无酒精鸡尾酒设计师名款救生衣
Mock-tails, designer life vests,
以及DJ卡里德
and DJ Khaled.
在毕业舞会上 6点到8点由阿布林校长主持
At prom, Principal Ablin is spinning from 6:00 to 8:00.
然后他的DJ第二人格「鼠脸」
Then his deejay alter ego MouseFace
将在8点到10点接管过去
is taking over from 8:00 to 10:00.
你想帮我选定今晚「库会」的开胃小菜吗
Do you want to help me pick out the hors d'oeuvres for Crom tonight?
有五家本地的宴席承办商正在大战呢
I've got five local caterers battling it out.
赢家不仅会得到这个活儿
The winner not only gets the gig,
还将成为我家黄金贵宾犬的副厨
they become sous-chef for my Goldendoodles.
我没空我得走了
I can't. I have to go.
我要去青少年求助热♥线♥值班
I have a shift at Teen Help Line.
但我也是青少年啊我需要帮助
But I'm a teen. I need help.
我是该选无花果配爆炒肥肝
Do I serve seared foie gras with mission fig,
还是选经典的法式巨海扇蛤呢
or do I go with the classic French Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
我明白你的意思
I hear you.
很重要的一点就是知道你不是孤单一个人
It's important to know that you're not alone.
全国的青少年都在经历跟你一样的...
Teens all across the country are going through exactly the same...
算了这种心灵鸡汤不适合你的情况
You know what? It doesn't work with this.
嗨
Hi.
再见
Bye.
安娜凯特别跑
Anna-Kat, don't run off.
来跟我说说你今天一天过得怎么样
Come here and tell me about your day.
不是吧你
Seriously?
她正式成为青少年了
So, she's officially a tween.
我讨厌大吼大叫的但我很喜欢
I hate the yelling, but I do enjoy the part
他们自以为发现了披头士乐队的时候
where they think they've discovered The Beatles.
她还是个小宝宝啊
She's still a baby.
怎么了
What?
你今天跟朋友们过得怎么样
How was the day with your friends?
-挺好的 -你们做了些什么
- Good. - u202dWhat did you guys do?
事
Stuff.
能别就说一个词吗
Can you give me more than one word, please?
好的再见见见
Yes. Byeeeee.
我被冰封在外了
I'm getting iced out.
他们都说为人父母就是一个漫长的放手过程
They say parenting is a long process of letting go.
其实是一个被吼和被推开的漫长过程
It's really a long process of getting yelled at and pushed away.
我真不懂我为什么任由你说服我生孩子了
I don't know why I let you talk me into having kids.
这都是你的错
This is on you.
美式主妇
第四季第二十集本季终
阿布林校长刚发邮件过来了
Principal Ablin just e-mailed.
显然
Apparently,
安娜凯特的班里有人的感情被伤害了
there have been instances of hurt feelings in Anna-Kat's class,
他希望家长们跟孩子谈谈霸凌的问题
and he wants the parents to talk to the kids about bullying.
我觉得这主意很棒啊
I think that's a very good idea.
你当然这么认为
You would.
阿布林校长绝对是反应过度了
Principal Ablin is overreacting.
我小的时候每个人都偶尔会被捉弄啊
When I was a kid, everyone got teased a little,
那有助于塑造孩子的个性
and it helped build character.
-你也被捉弄过吗 -当然没有
- You were teased, too? - Of course not.
都是我捉弄别人我帮助塑造了很多人的个性
I did the teasing, and I built a lot of character.
如果有人捉弄你你就说
If someone teased you, you would say,
"棍棒和石头或许会打断我的骨头
"Sticks and stones may break my bones,
但言语永远伤害不了我"
but words will never hurt me."
但是言语也会伤人的凯蒂
But words do hurt, Katie.
没有棍棒伤得那么狠
Not more than sticks!
如果我们对于"被伤害感情的事"小题大做
If we make a big deal about "instances of hurt feelings,"
那安娜凯特永远不会成为
then Anna-Kat will never become
我们希望她成为的那种强大的人
the strong person that we want her to be.
你说这种话还真有趣
Interesting coming from a woman
你当年把体育老师霸凌到让他辞职
who bullied her gym teacher until he quit his job.
那不是我的错
It wasn't my fault.
他是个成年男子却叫"卡罗尔"
He was a grown man named Carroll.
怪他的父母吧
Blame his parents.
听着有好几通关于毕业舞会的求助电♥话♥在等着
Okay, guys, I have a couple of prom calls on hold.
今天一定会接到很多关于这事的电♥话♥
We are going to have a high volume of them today
因为这周末是西港毕业舞会的举办时间
because it is the weekend of Westport prom.
以及「库会」
And Crom!
一切的舞会都会激发出被拒绝的感觉
All dances can bring out feelings of rejection,
所以这对那些孩子们来说是艰难时期
so this is a tough time for the kids.
以及我
And me.
黛布拉无意冒犯
Deborah, with all due respect,
其实你不必在每次值班开始前
you don't have to start every shift
都讲一个你自身的创伤故事
with a personal, traumatic story.
你说得对
You're right.
我念高中时戴着后背矫形器
I wore a back brace in high school,
所以没人邀请我去参加毕业舞会
so nobody asked me to prom.
我的舞伴是我爸爸
My dad was my date.
到这里都很正常但是在舞会上
All normal so far, but at the dance,
他抛下了我去勾搭舞会皇后了
he ditched me for the Prom Queen.
但最终结果很好
But it all worked out
因为现在她成了我的继母
because she is now my stepmother.
祝大家值班愉快
Let's have a great shift!
你好这里是青少年求助热♥线♥
Hello, this is Teen Help Line.
你今天有什么心事呢
What's on your mind today?
嗨我打过来是因为我的心情有点低落
Hi, I'm calling because I'm feeling kinda down.
听你这么说我很遗憾
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
是什么让你有这种感觉呢
What's making you feel this way?
大概是因为毕业舞会吧
Prom, I guess.
因为我的长相没人约我一起去
No one asked me out because of my looks.
那真是太糟心了
That's awful.
但是记住了长相并不是一切
But remember, looks aren't everything.
重要的是性格
It's personality that counts.
你这么说是因为脚本里写好了让你这么说
You're just saying that because it's in the script.
长相并不是一切重要的是性格
好吧脚本里的确这么写的但这是实话
Okay, it's in the script. But it's true.
但你都不知道我的性格好不好
But you don't even know if I have a good personality or not.
那跟我说说你自己吧
Well, tell me about yourself.
你最爱的音乐人是谁
Who's your favorite musician?
这个问题好难啊
That's a tough question.
你得给我一点时间
You're gonna have to give me a sec.
你要慢慢花时间去想