美式主妇

American Housewife S04E12

Part 2 Feb. 26, 2020, 11:50 a.m.

Hey there, Superman. What's the haps in Metropolis?
怎么回事
Uh, what's going on?
没什么孩子
Nothing, muchacho.
我们只是觉得也许我们可以一起玩
We just thought maybe we should all hang out.
你们俩想和我玩
You guys want to hang out with me?
我知道超棒对吧
I know. Isn't that great?
不这是我听过的最蠢的话了
No. It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
听着你们俩今天是星期三好吗
Look, guys, it's a Wednesday, alright?
《超人》
新的漫画书刚出所以滚远点
A new comic book just dropped, so take a hike.
但我们会当你的朋友
But we're gonna be your friends.
我不想和你们这些蠢货做朋友
I don't want to be friends with you morons.
你长了张蠢脸
You've got a stupid face.
而你就是个烂人
And you just generally suck.
我猜我们只能明天再努力一些了
I guess we're just gonna have to try harder tomorrow.
别这么草率
Let's not be hasty.
也许我们该顺其自然
Maybe we should let nature take its course here.
我不敢相信妈妈想通了
I can't believe Mom changed her mind
让你去加入野花女孩
and is letting you be a Wildflower Girl.
她肯定不会对我这么好
She would've never done that for me.
可惜你没有
Well, you didn't have the benefit
一个糟糕的姐姐让你看起来更好
of a terrible older sister to make you look good.
是啊
Yeah.
等等
Wait.
我刚和卡内基梅隆讲完电♥话♥
I just got off the phone with Carnegie Mellon.
明天有个毕业生来西港
There's an alumnus coming through Westport tomorrow,
他们想让你的面试提前
and they wanted to move up your interview.
-我同意了 -你为什么要提前
- I said yes. - Why would you move it up?
因为你都准备好了
Because you're all prepared.
再说了早点弄完更好
Plus, it's good to get in early.
还有个更好的消息
And there's even better news --
你的面试官是布雷肯·菲利普斯
your interview is with Brecken Phillips.
-那个百老汇男孩 -对他是校友
- The Broadway guy? - Yeah, he's an alum.
你的面试在下午
And your interview's in the afternoon.
或者用剧院话来说是午后场
Or, as they say in the theatre, a matinee.
跟你们说
Just so you know,
这家里以外的人们都觉得我很有趣
people outside this house think I'm entertaining.
所以你根本没准备好吧
So, you're not ready at all, huh?
没有我跟老爸那么说只是为了让他别来烦我
No. I just told Dad I was to get him off my back.
我该怎么办
What am I gonna do?
你只能临时抱佛脚了
You're just gonna have to cram for it.
你说得对
You're right.
既然我能在一个周末看完所有的《哈利波特》
If I can get through all of "Harry Potter" in a weekend,
我也可以做这个
I can do this.
你在一个周末读完了所有《哈利波特》
You read all of "Harry Potter" in one weekend?
那是书吗
It's a book?
安娜凯特来了
Anna-Kat's here!
凯蒂让安娜凯特来加入真是太好了
Katie, it's so great that Anna-Kat's joining the troop.
是啊你一定松了口气吧
Yes, you must be so relieved
她终于能有些积极的女性榜样了
she'll finally have some positive female role models.
别觉得有义务留下来
Don't feel obligated to stay.
不我会待在这儿
No, I'll be here.
好了野花女孩们
Okay, Wildflower Girls,
让我们看到这些野花的笑容
let me see those wildflower smiles.
女孩们在学习制♥作♥鸡蛋降落伞
The girls are learning to make egg parachutes
来赢得航♥空♥徽章
so they can earn their aeronautics badges.
现在你们已经把鸡蛋放进降落伞里了
Now, you already have your parachute attached to your egg.
现在我们发射看它们安全降落
Now let's launch them and watch them float down safely.
三二一
Three, two, one.
发射
Liftoff!
干得好好样的
Great job, you guys. u202dReally good.
霍滕西亚打扫干净
Hortensia, clean up!
好了徽章时间
Okay, so badge time.
徽章时间
Badge time?
所有鸡蛋都碎了
All of the eggs broke.
你们不让她们继续尝试直到成功吗
Aren't you going to make them try it until it works?
为什么要那样
Why would we?
教会她们出色完成
To teach them about a job well done.
不论如何我们都会分发徽章
We always hand out badges, no matter what.
谢谢你
Thank you.
这是给你的小姑娘
And this is for you, little lady.
谢谢你
Thank you!
安娜凯特没有赢得任何一块徽章
Anna-Kat didn't earn any of those badges.
放轻松凯蒂
Oh, relax, Katie.
所有女孩都一样照片才会好看
It looks better for the pictures if all the girls match.
这算什么人生的课程
And what kind of life lesson is that?
完美的那种
Uh, a perfect one.
好了姑娘们
Alright, ladies.
笑起来就像你们永远不用担心钱一样
Smile like you'll never have to worry about money.
霍滕西亚来拍照
Hortensia, snap-snap.
我去挑鞋子来搭配我的饰带
I'm gonna pick out some shoes that go with my new sash.
格雷格你在干什么
Greg, what are you doing?
整理杂物抽屉
Uh, reorganizing the junk drawer.
我们有更大的问题
We've got bigger problems around here.
他们白白给安娜凯特童子军徽章
They give Anna-Kat's troop badges for doing nothing.
我刚才在这堆了二十美元的十美分
I had $20 in dimes stacked up right here.
我不能让她退出
I can't pull her out
因为我答应她能成为那里的一份子
because I promised she could be a part of it.
-但是... -歪招上场了
- But... u202d- Here we go.
我要举♥行♥下一场集♥会♥
...I am going to host the next meeting
教姑娘们怎么做千层面
and teach the girls how to make lasagna.
我不确定你想做什么
Suspiciously wholesome.
然后让姑娘们把肩带取下来
And I'll tell the girls to take off their sashes
这样就不会弄脏了
so they don't get messy
然后把肩带全扔进垃圾处理器里
and then stuff them in the garbage disposal
搅成碎渣渣
and grind 'em up.
这就是我老婆
There's my girl!
不如你直接教大家做千层面
Wouldn't it be more inspirational for Anna-Kat
并让她们赢得烹饪徽章
if you actually teach the girls to cook
这是否对安娜凯特来说更有启发意义
and make them earn their cooking badge?
也许这个方法更好
Probably the way to go.
我们能商量这样的事真是太好了
It's good that we workshop these things.
能把这些充电器扔了吗
Can we get rid of these phone chargers?
总有一天掌上电脑会卷土重来
One day, the PalmPilot is coming back.
等到那天来临时
And when it does,
凯蒂·奥图肯定会整装待发
you bet your ass Katie Otto's gonna be ready.
你接着收拾抽屉吧
Back in the drawer.
卡内基梅隆大学
你觉得怎么样
What do you think?
我把匡威鞋的鞋带摘了
I took the laces out of my Converse.
这样很酷对吧
That's cool, right?
现在不行安娜凯特
Not now, Anna-Kat.
我正在记关于卡内基梅隆大学的各种知识
I'm trying to memorize facts about Carnegie Mellon.
你知道根本没有卡内基甜瓜这种东西吗
Did you know there's no such thing as a Carnegie melon?
我知道我让你临时抱佛脚
I know I told you to cram,
但结果发现其实你不用这么用功
but turns out you don't have to work that hard.
你在说什么
What are you talking about?
在我野花女孩的集♥会♥上
At my Wildflower Girls meeting,
他们教会我只需要出现在那儿微笑
they taught me all you need to do is show up, smile,
其他的就唾手可得
and the world will deliver.
你笑起来很好看
You're a good smiler.
我确实笑得很好看
I am a good smiler.
那就行了
There you go.
蜜蜂被野花吸引
The bee comes to the wildflower.
而不是反过来
Not the other way around.
所以我是蜜蜂
So, I'm the bee.
说得很有道理
That makes a lot of sense.
不你是野花
No, you're the wildflower.
说实话我是蜜蜂时我也没懂是怎么回事
I'll be honest, I didn't even get it when I was the bee.
我说不准
I don't know about this.
特雷弗上次不是很感冒
Trevor wasn't into it last time.
他推开我们